Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by DoughGuy on Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:47 am

    Next up - The 2 giant mushroom men guarding the enchanted ember.


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by Rynoa on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:12 am

    I think they talk about their children running around everywhere in the forest big grin
    Like.. how to teach them to properly one-shot kill anyone coming their way.
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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by cloudyeki on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:19 am

    Griggs & Logan showtime

    Logan: (reading an oversized tome)
    Griggs: is there anything you need master Logan?
    Logan: tea

    30 minutes later

    Griggs: here's your tea
    Logan: I never asked for tea, and who the blazes are you. Don't distract me I'm busy.


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by DoughGuy on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:23 am

    Laurentius and Quelana.
    Laur: "Where is this amazing pyromancy teacher!"
    Que "I'm right here! Look at me!"
    Laur "He said she was right next to this pillar!"
    Que "bastard that was my foot! Thats it *undead rapport* **** off"
    Laur "(monotone) I'm going over there now"


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by Rynoa on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:26 am

    Uh, imagine a blacksmith meeting, with all the 4 of them!
    Vamos would keep insulting everyone 'cause they're wasting his time while the Giant Blacksmith keeps answering "*** I can" and "*** I can't" to everything.

    Edit: LOL to Lau and Que. But I always imagined he hit on her :shock:
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    Post by DoughGuy on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:30 am

    He would, he just cant see her.


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    Post by cloudyeki on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:31 am

    I would pay to see Larentius hit on Qualana!


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    Post by Rynoa on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:31 am

    lol!
    Laurentius has never striked me as the smart type anyway
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    Post by Yukon on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:33 am

    If he started with "hey hot-stuff" I am certain it wouldn't turn out well in his favour..
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    Post by DoughGuy on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:35 am

    Hey hot stuff, your on fire. Your chaotic moods give me a burning passion. I think I jst involuntarily used iron flesh. Wanna see my poewr within?


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    Post by Rynoa on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:37 am

    He would be incinerated at "Hey hot st... *zapp*"

    btw, I also think Griggs could have a crush on Reah..
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    Post by Yukon on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:40 am

    Doughboy, you should work for halmark, that would be the best valentines card. No really I will order 10, do you need my shipping information?


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    Post by DoughGuy on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:41 am

    I was gonna type something about Reah and Griggs but I think i went too far so I couldnt.
    If you give me some info about who your sending the cards too Ill strt the puns Yukon.
    Also if you just end me you bank account details I can get the shipping info and payment done in one go.


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    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:49 am

    Vince- Hey man what do you think of this who Undead Mission thing were on?

    Nico- Hmmmmnmmmanannm

    Vince- Dude you always say that....

    Reah- Shut the hell up you two can't you see this is serious. I'm talking with this nice man over here who told me there was treasure down there.


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by DoughGuy on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:49 am

    lol nice.


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    Post by Rynoa on Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:05 am

    DoughGuy wrote:I was gonna type something about Reah and Griggs but I think i went too far so I couldnt.
    If you give me some info about who your sending the cards too Ill strt the puns Yukon.
    Also if you just end me you bank account details I can get the shipping info and payment done in one go.

    Damn, now I'm curious!
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    Post by Yarxov on Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:11 am

    Two giant mushrooms:
    Billy: Hey cuusin hows you doin?!
    Joe:Doin goood! You seen dem childrens runnin around?
    Billy: sure have!
    Joe: ey Cuusin! We got a yankee comin!
    Undead: Well this doesnt seem so dangerous...
    Billy: huh huh, hey there! *Pow!*
    Joe: good one Billy, that yankee done been flattened!


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by ARSP on Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:33 pm

    O&S
    O. Hey Smough looks like the chosen is coming in ready?
    S Yes and remember if you die I get to take your powers
    O WTF???
    S Yup
    O Who says that they won't kill you first
    S Who are they going after the real slow fatguy or they guy who jump kick like he's Jackie Chan?
    O Whatever let's get g *splurt*
    S Told ya
    O Smough you motherf***** don't you
    S. *SMASH* Always wanted to have lightning


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    Post by mugenis4real on Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:58 pm

    ROFL there's so much ridiculous fan fic here lol!
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    Post by Tolvo on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:05 pm

    *Hellkite burns up the bridge like usual*

    Internal Monologue
    "Why am I cursed so? I only wish to have recourse with these beings over the advents and interests of life, but no. My blood has spoiled any chance I could have at understanding, these scales both a protection and assault on my state of mind. Oh how I wish I could exchange with them, but they just can't take this damnable heat. Why, why was I born like this? Do I exist only to torment others and myself with this conflagration? Do I really serve no purpose? Even warnings are moot at this point, for every word uttered there is merely another slain. I'm a monster, a fiend of wretched levels reached only through flight. How I seek death, but even if I'm injured my wounds merely close. It is a pity really, for I could help any who would seek my guidance. If not anything, at least I'll leave a legacy to be remembers."

    *The Chosen Undead comes out and gets burned to death*

    "How I wish I could join you friend."

    Aw yeah, making depressing stories about existential ideas with dragons, not funny in the slightest bit.
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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by bloodpixel on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:06 pm

    Tolvo wrote:*Hellkite burns up the bridge like usual*

    Internal Monologue
    "Why am I cursed so? I only wish to have recourse with these beings over the advents and interests of life, but no. My blood has spoiled any chance I could have at understanding, these scales both a protection and assault on my state of mind. Oh how I wish I could exchange with them, but they just can't take this damnable heat. Why, why was I born like this? Do I exist only to torment others and myself with this conflagration? Do I really serve no purpose? Even warnings are moot at this point, for every word uttered there is merely another slain. I'm a monster, a fiend of wretched levels reached only through flight. How I seek death, but even if I'm injured my wounds merely close. It is a pity really, for I could help any who would seek my guidance. If not anything, at least I'll leave a legacy to be remembers."

    *The Chosen Undead comes out and gets burned to death*

    "How I wish I could join you friend."

    Aw yeah, making depressing stories about existential ideas with dragons, not funny in the slightest bit.
    Not only that but people keep shooting my tail.


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:07 pm

    Now I know why Serious won't kill him

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    Post by Tolvo on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:08 pm

    That bastard, he needs to put that sweet flaming prince out of his misery. sad
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    Post by bloodpixel on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:09 pm

    Gaping Dragon: You know, I wonder how I'm still alive when my guts fell out.


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    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:16 pm

    I always thought that the gaping dragon just wanted to give you a really....really.....really.....big hug


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