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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:15 am

    Phantom Mocking Mildred

    P:Ohhhhh I know why you wear the sack now, your a wannabe Miralda...
    Mildred: Nope.
    P: Your ugly then?
    Mildred: No, it was just a childhood habit I never got out of. Be right back, mothers calling
    Miralda: What have I told you about wearing my sacks!?
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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by Tolvo on Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:22 am

    Gwyn: "Hey, I feel like we're supposed to be somewhere."

    Havel: "What do you mean?"

    God of War: "Yeah, I don't get it."

    Gwyn: "Isn't today like a special day or something?"

    Havel: "Anniversary of the dragon war maybe?"

    God of War: "No that's next tuesday."

    Gwyn: "I don't know, but it's going to be nagging me all day."

    *Elsewhere*

    Pygmy: "Happy birthday to me...Happy birthday to me..."

    *He breaks down into tears*
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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by Buggy Virus on Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:21 pm

    Gwyn: Who is he?

    *Points are Furtive Pygmy*

    Nito: Dunno, forgot.


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:01 pm

    Gwyn: Haha silly pygmy, your flame is dark, whilst mine is the brightest of bright therefore I Lord Gwyn am more manly than you.
    Little does he know the ancestor of the pygmy will kill him
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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:08 pm

    Gwyn: "Havel, you wanna go for a walk old friend? Discuss old times?"
    Havel: "Sounds good, my man"
    Gwyn: "Remember that time you tricked that dragon into thinking you were a dentist?"
    Havel: "Ha ha....how could I forget."
    Gwyn: "My favorite part was when you pointed to the only tooth that didn't have a cavity and said with a straight face, 'I think this one's gotta go.'"
    Havel quietly chuckles.
    Gwyn: "And then.....after you pulled his tooth, you charged him 15,000 souls for the effort, ha ha ha ha."
    Havel: "I can't believe he fell for it."
    Gwyn: "Whatever happened to him?"
    Havel: "Don't you remember, I bludgeoned his skull in with his own tooth the next week."
    Gwyn: "Oh yeah! Ha ha ha....man was he surprised. 'What is it doc?' WHAM WHAM."
    Havel: "Yeah, I still laugh at that one.....Gwyn?"

    "Gwyn?"

    "Where'd you go? Why is this door locked?"

    "GWYYYNNNNNNNN!!"

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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by Tolvo on Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:12 pm

    Oscar: "Alright, time to drop this dead body with the key on it down into the chosen undead's cell."

    He slips and falls down the side of the asylum and off the cliff.

    Pygmy: "Oscar you can't do that! The future will be changed! You'll create a time paradox!"

    *Then Dou Yied appears on the screen.*
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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by DoughGuy on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:52 pm

    Tolvo wrote:Oscar: "Alright, time to drop this dead body with the key on it down into the chosen undead's cell."

    The corpse suddenly revives and throws Oscar down into the cell without the key. It then proceeds to hold the key just out of reach of 2 guys in full Knight armour.

    Fixed that for you


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:22 pm

    Interviewer: So, How is it being the last of your kind...
    Seath: What?!? Im the last of my kind Fuuuu Gwyn! Screw you Allfather Lloyd
    * Kidnaps Havels daughter, turns them into Pisaca*
    Havel: What the absolute hell have I done to you...
    Seath: Oh, um, um... ****! Wrong Daughters... Uhh okay... I will turn them back for you?
    Havel: You know what?? Screw Sorcery... and Screw you Seath... go back to your library you outcast.


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by Buggy Virus on Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:07 pm

    Gwyn: Nice job betraying your kind

    Seath: No, prob

    Nito: What about that guy?

    *Points to Gaping Dragon*

    Seath: Ew, I'm not touching that.


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:14 pm

    As I like Nito...

    Gwyn- I like the new place. Its a bit Damp for me but I can see the charm

    Nito-........

    Gwyn- So... Drinks to night. Tombwarming an all?

    Nito-.........

    Gwyn- You know I've never heard you talk. Its creepy man. Come on say something.

    Nito-...................

    Gwyn- Uh right....Well.... I've got to be going back to the Kiln and all....sooo.... See ya later

    Nito- ........... (Coughs) Damn that was close. That bone almost choked me to death. Gotta call Seath and invite him to the party.....


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    [11:10:04 p.m.] Kwith: Woah.
    [11:10:08 p.m.] Kwith: ..Woah.
    [11:10:14 p.m.] Robb "the Ensign_": FATALITY!
    [11:10:16 p.m.] ◥▶_◀◤ TehInfamousAmos: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    [11:10:19 p.m.] Tolvo: You want to see sexual tension.
    [11:10:20 p.m.] ◥▶_◀◤ TehInfamousAmos: BEASTIALITY
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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by Tolvo on Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:17 pm

    Seath: "Sure I'll come to the party! Hey is Gwyn coming?"

    Nito: "No, I didn't invite him."

    Seath: "Why not man?"

    Nito: "You don't remember the last time do you?"

    Ten weeks ago.

    Gwyn: "Everyone, I'd just like to say one thing about this party!"

    Everyone stands around Gwyn with beers in hand.

    Gwyn: "It's pretty, Nito!"

    The present.

    Seath: "Alright, I see your point."
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    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:20 pm

    Gwyn- God I wonder what the other Lords are up to tonight. I'd better give Nito a call.... on second thoughts better make that Seath

    Seath- uh... hey man. What going on!

    Nito- This is freaking awesome! I just beat Dark Souls!

    Gwyn- Wow whats going on over there my buddy Seath?

    Seath- Nothing! No secret parties that you weren't invited to.

    Gwyn- okay man! I trust ya.


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    [11:10:04 p.m.] Kwith: Woah.
    [11:10:08 p.m.] Kwith: ..Woah.
    [11:10:14 p.m.] Robb "the Ensign_": FATALITY!
    [11:10:16 p.m.] ◥▶_◀◤ TehInfamousAmos: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    [11:10:19 p.m.] Tolvo: You want to see sexual tension.
    [11:10:20 p.m.] ◥▶_◀◤ TehInfamousAmos: BEASTIALITY
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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by DeCeleRator93 on Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:28 pm

    (Nito callling Gwyn)

    Gwyn-Hello

    Nito-Hey Gwyn can you come over the lightbulbs in the tomb went out again and i need help putting new ones in.... it can get pretty dark down here.

    Gwyn-Im actually leaving for awhile taking the ole knights on vacation to a place called the Kiln but as soon as I get back ill come right over.

    Nito-Oh alright man have fun.


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by Buggy Virus on Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:44 pm

    Logan: Oh hey
    Undead: Yo
    *Life Drains Logan*
    Logan: ugh. . .
    Undead: Can I have some spells?
    Logan: sure!


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    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:48 am

    Nito in the Catacombs

    Nito- Goddammit I tell those skeletons every week to clean this place up

    Skeleton- ........

    Nito- Don't pull that **** on me. I invented that!

    Skeleton- ..........

    Nito- Dammit I see how annoying that can be.


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    [[11:09:53 p.m.] Robb "the Ensign_": The sexual tension is enough to blow wyrms head off
    [11:10:04 p.m.] Kwith: Woah.
    [11:10:08 p.m.] Kwith: ..Woah.
    [11:10:14 p.m.] Robb "the Ensign_": FATALITY!
    [11:10:16 p.m.] ◥▶_◀◤ TehInfamousAmos: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    [11:10:19 p.m.] Tolvo: You want to see sexual tension.
    [11:10:20 p.m.] ◥▶_◀◤ TehInfamousAmos: BEASTIALITY
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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by cloudyeki on Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:02 am

    Dusk: Kiss me you fool!
    Undead: *accidentally uses life drain*


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    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:04 am

    cloudyeki wrote:Dusk: Kiss me you fool!
    Undead: *accidentally uses life drain*

    Dusk (after life drain)- Where will I go now?

    Undead- Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.


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    [11:10:04 p.m.] Kwith: Woah.
    [11:10:08 p.m.] Kwith: ..Woah.
    [11:10:14 p.m.] Robb "the Ensign_": FATALITY!
    [11:10:16 p.m.] ◥▶_◀◤ TehInfamousAmos: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    [11:10:19 p.m.] Tolvo: You want to see sexual tension.
    [11:10:20 p.m.] ◥▶_◀◤ TehInfamousAmos: BEASTIALITY
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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by Tolvo on Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:05 am

    *A man in Dark hugs a wandering knight close to him as the man struggles against him, he gives up and slumps back accepting this advance as the aggressor lets go.*

    Man in Dark: "Well that was good for me, I hope it was for you too."

    *A Dark Wraith walks up behind him and slaps him on the shoulder.*

    Dark Wraith: "Man, great work sucking that guy of his humanity! So you're of the abyss as well?"

    Man in Dark: "What's humanity?"
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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by Tolvo on Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:05 am

    ViralEnsign_ wrote:
    cloudyeki wrote:Dusk: Kiss me you fool!
    Undead: *accidentally uses life drain*

    Dusk (after life drain)- Where will I go now?

    Undead- Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

    You sir are getting a +1 tomorrow.
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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by DoughGuy on Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:27 pm

    Fred: Hey it's been quiet here lately.
    Ted: Yeah I know, where is everyone?
    *sun goes out*
    Fred: Ted? Ted where did you go?


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by cloudyeki on Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:31 pm

    Gwyndolin: I'm so ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone
    Dere's no one, just me onry, sitting on my rittle throne
    I work rearry hard and make up great prans
    But nobody ristens no one understands
    Seems rike no one takes me seriorousry
    And so, I'm ronery, a ritter ronery, poor rittle me

    *Undead walks in*
    Gwyndolin: *magics the undead's face in* Now where was I?


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by Tolvo on Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:33 pm

    Might I suggest just doing a remake of the thread, rather than reviving this old one?
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    Post by cloudyeki on Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:34 pm

    I was debating that. Just have all the ones so far on the first part. But then I thought screw it I'm lazy.


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by Yarxov on Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:23 pm

    Diughguy necrobumped first.

    Fred: Oh look, here he comes again, never learns does he?
    *Le Sunbro in his shining brilliance valiantly marches forward*
    Ted: *Pew Pew*
    Fred:*Pew Pew*
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    Post by DxV04 on Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:34 pm

    bloodpixel wrote:They stand on a 2 feet wide ledge and shoot arrows that have extremely powerful recoil. This is there job everyday. No time for sleep. You'll just fall of the *** edge.

    LOL not to mention the TONs of hate mail they get. Ah maybe they do it for the hate mail LOL

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