Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

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    Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by bloodpixel on Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:32 pm

    They stand on a 2 feet wide ledge and shoot arrows that have extremely powerful recoil. This is there job everyday. No time for sleep. You'll just fall of the *** edge.


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by mugenis4real on Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:57 pm

    LMAO, can you just imagine the conversations they have standing up there all day?

    Fred: This job man. This job sucks.
    Ted: Eh it could be worse.
    Fred: Really? Worse? When was the last time you saw your kids Ted?
    Ted: Well they should be around 7 now, or 9...
    Fred: Nope. Their 39 Ted. 39.
    Ted: Time does fly doesn't it?
    Fred: Sometimes I wonder about you...Hey wait a tic looks like we got another one!
    Ted: Ha! Still using the Drake Sword too!
    Fred: Get back to your side man, he isn't just gonna throw himself off the edge now is he?




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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by reim0027 on Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:02 am

    Ted: holy shart, did Fred just get parried?


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:06 am

    Lol....nice. worse yet, when they feel the sweet release of death their spirit gets to zoom around knowing its only a matter of time until that butthead that git them rests at a fire and starts their torment again

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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by White Mamba on Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:46 am

    They probably have the best job out of all the enemies. Have you ever knoked people off ledges with their bow? It is the best way you can kill someone.

    They would be sitting there just laughing at all the fools they knock off 10 times in a row before finally getting killed
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    Post by Yarxov on Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:14 am

    ^ I do that all the time, best kills ever xD

    You'd be surprised how many people fall for it in the forest, just putting a trashy item really close to the edge...


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by bloodpixel on Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:46 am

    Fred: You know Ted, why are we here?
    Ted: I don't know. Wasn't it guard the princess?
    Fred: Yeah but is she even here? It's just the two of us here
    Ted: Who knows? All I care about are two of her melons.
    Fred: Your sick Ted.
    Ted: Just following a Man's dream.


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    Post by Railage on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:15 am

    We're forgetting the most important thing.. They're yelling the entire time they're having a conversation, since they're so far apart.


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    Post by Yarxov on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:19 am

    And what about the pain one goes through as his brother dies in front of him?


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    Post by Railage on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:22 am

    Poor Fred, always dying.

    And Ted, must watch while being ignored.


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by bloodpixel on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:26 am

    Don't worry Fred! It's just a flesh wound! Walk it off! Just not off the edge!


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    Post by Yarxov on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:34 am

    What about once the Undead rests at the bonfire?

    Ted: Fred! Youre alive!!
    Fred: what happened?
    Ted: you were WotGed off the ledge man! It was terrible!
    Fred:..and you just watched?...
    Ted:....


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by Railage on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:35 am

    Yarxov wrote:What about once the Undead rests at the bonfire?

    Ted: Fred! Youre alive!!
    Fred: what happened?
    Ted: you were WotGed off the ledge man! It was terrible!
    Fred:..and you just watched?...
    Ted:....

    Ted: I tried to save you man but there was a wall in my way..
    Fred: Why didn't you use your sword?
    Ted: Stop foamin bro.


    Epic TWIST?!?! Ted is a troll.


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by bloodpixel on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:38 am

    Ted: The truth is I threw my sword a long time ago. And since no one ever kills me, I never resurrected and got it back.


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    Post by Yarxov on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:40 am

    Fred:You couldve used your shield!


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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by bloodpixel on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:48 am

    Ted: You see, I did, but the shield simply fell down because it is not very good at being tossed.


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    Post by cloudyeki on Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:09 am

    Fred: .... let's trade places....


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    Post by Rynoa on Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:06 am

    lol!
    Note 1: I kill Ted for the soul of a hero! Ehr, I meant: I kill him so he doesn't have to suffer for losing Fred.

    Note 2: I think the giant guard standing right below the broken window of the Great hall in Anor Londo has it worse. He just stands there and people keep jumping down cutting him in half from above, before he even knows what's happening. And the other one watches without a care in the world.
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    Post by Railage on Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:33 am

    Rynoa wrote:lol!
    Note 1: I kill Ted for the soul of a hero! Ehr, I meant: I kill him so he doesn't have to suffer for losing Fred.

    Note 2: I think the giant guard standing right below the broken window of the Great hall in Anor Londo has it worse. He just stands there and people keep jumping down cutting him in half from above, before he even knows what's happening. And the other one watches without a care in the world.

    I don't know I think he gets quite bored, cause he doesn't even get to attack me..

    I just run past the other one and he swings..

    The one on the right (Coming from the elevator bridge) must be super pissed...

    Righty: Dammit I missed again!


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    Post by Rynoa on Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:48 am

    "should I run after him? ...naaaah. I'll just jump back to my position and sleep another bit. Cousins inside will WoG him for good"
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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by DoughGuy on Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:51 am

    Ted "Yo Fred that big guy let another dude through without doing anything"
    Fred" Oh man, this is getting to be a problem. Imma have words with him at the next meeting."
    Ted"Pay attention bro, the dude running up to you, I cant get a clear shot."
    Fred"What did you say bro? This guys battle cry is drowning out your words - *dead*"
    Ted"... bother."


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    Post by Rynoa on Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:06 am

    Also, they must have this super muscular arm to keep up the DS bow all the time
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    Re: Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.

    Post by mugenis4real on Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:08 am

    Giants

    Jim: You really have to stop shaking like that Tim, your putting me on edge.
    Tim: Oh really!? I'm putting you on edge am I? When was the last time you had some crazy undead leap into the air and stab you like you insulted his sister?
    Jim: I just don't see what your so upset about, you always respawn don't you?
    Tim: Wow Jim your so right. I was acting downright immature.
    Jim: Glad you see things my way.
    Tim: I was being sarcastic you prick! DYING HURTS!
    Jim: Heads up.
    Tim: O SH--!

    Meanwhile...
    Ted: Hey you hear something man?
    Fred: Probably just the gargoyles going at it again.
    Ted: Yea probably.


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    Post by Rynoa on Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:13 am

    OMG poor Tim, I think I'll never do it again... jumping with the Lifehunt Scythe and cutting him in half and then bleeding him to death. :face:

    Also, there's his pink demon friend always trying to help him but getting stuck because he can't pass through the gate twisted
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    Post by cloudyeki on Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:24 am

    The title should be "things npc duos talk about when we arent around"


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