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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:10 am

    women's rights.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by RaSoul on Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:34 am

    Cristiano Ronaldo said "God sent me down here to play football"

    Lionel Messi "I didnt send anyone....?"

    The target group may not be here, but it is hilarious if you do get it winking!


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by DoughGuy on Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:11 am

    I'm in love with this thread.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by ARSP on Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:14 am

    Serious_Much wrote:women's rights.
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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:19 am

    SouXouX wrote:Cristiano Ronaldo said "God sent me down here to play football"

    Lionel Messi "I didnt send anyone....?"

    The target group may not be here, but it is hilarious if you do get it winking!

    I understand the joke, but frankly it's really, really lame silly

    and ARSP it said post lame jokes, so I did lol! besides there has been far worse posted in here so far


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by ARSP on Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:28 am

    Why don't you come over to my space, twitter with my yahoo and I'll google all over your facebook.
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    if you thought otherwise then you need to think about something else


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by ARSP on Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:31 am

    Serious_Much wrote:
    SouXouX wrote:Cristiano Ronaldo said "God sent me down here to play football"

    Lionel Messi "I didnt send anyone....?"

    The target group may not be here, but it is hilarious if you do get it winking!

    I understand the joke, but frankly it's really, really lame silly

    and ARSP it said post lame jokes, so I did lol! besides there has been far worse posted in here so far
    Yeah I now have a less respect for TehInfamousAmos after his racist jokes. Seriously no one needs that on a mature forum
    Another bad Joke
    Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
    Because it was dead
    Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
    It was taped to the first koala
    Why did the australian man die?
    Death by falling Koala's


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:51 am

    Nickelback; the pun of every Rock joke.

    and a horse joke, something about long faces... you get what i mean silly


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Carphil on Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:02 pm

    3 people were on a plane flight, one brazilian, one american and one french. The american ask them where they are right now, the french put his hand out of the window and says: we're in Paris. the other guys ask how can he know, he replied: because I touched the Eiffel Tower.

    After some time, the brazilian guy asks: where are we? The american put his hand out and says: We are in New York, I just touched the Statue of Liberty.

    Then again, the american ask where they are, this time the brazilian put his hand out of the window and says: we are in Rio de Janeiro. The french guy says: you know because you touched Christ the Redeemer right? The brazilian replied: No, because my watch was stolen.

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:23 pm

    thing is, that joke is actually funny, not lame silly


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Carphil on Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:46 pm

    3 guys were wandering in the desert, when suddenly a magic Genious appears. The Genious says: I can make 3 wishes become true. You are 3, so each of you has only one wish.

    The first guy says: I wish to go home. *puff* he dissapears.

    The second guy says: I wish to become rich in Las Vegas. *puff* he dissapears.

    The third guy, sad, says: I don't want to be alone in this desert! Bring my friends back! *puff* Both guys appears and Genious dissapears.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:52 pm

    The 2nd guy is still rich silly


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:43 pm

    Lol....Three guys jokes huh.....

    Two Americans and a Japanese man are walking in the woods one hot summer day. They come across a lake and agree that a swim would be nice but none of them brought clothes. Finally, since they're all friends they decide to swim naked. They get out of the water and are horrified to see a group of young ladies about to walk by. Having no time to put their clothes back on the two Americans cover their privates while the Japanese man covers his face. The Americans have a good laugh at the Japanese man after the ladies, giggling, walk by.......until the Japanese man asks them? "How do people recognize you where you're from?"

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Carphil on Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:08 pm

    haha very good one!


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:19 pm

    I can't take any credit. I came across this somewhere

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Carphil on Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:22 pm

    Well, the airplane joke is not mine, but the genious one is big grin


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Tolvo on Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:27 pm

    "Surely you can't be serious!"

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:59 pm

    Tolvo not cool man. That reminds me of a terrible drinking problem I saw in a movie once. Poor guy

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by bmurn on Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:25 pm

    A horse walks into a bar. Bar tender asks "Why the long face?"
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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by bmurn on Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:27 pm

    What do you call a lazy butcher?
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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:08 pm

    What is green and has wheels?

    Grass! I lied about the wheels.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Carphil on Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:36 pm

    How you put 5 elephants in a car?


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:48 pm

    From my stepdaughter,

    What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

    Frostbite

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Carphil on Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:52 pm

    Ok, nice try but actually you just put 2 in the front and then 3 in the back of the car.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:23 pm

    A black man, A jewish man, 2 women all drive off a cliff in a car, why is this sad?




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