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Thread of lame jokes.
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Cristiano Ronaldo said "God sent me down here to play football"
Lionel Messi "I didnt send anyone....?"
The target group may not be here, but it is hilarious if you do get it
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Lionel Messi "I didnt send anyone....?"
The target group may not be here, but it is hilarious if you do get it
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That's coldSerious_Much wrote:women's rights.
What weapons does a hamburger use? They don't use weapons because they are bread and dead cow flesh
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SouXouX wrote:Cristiano Ronaldo said "God sent me down here to play football"
Lionel Messi "I didnt send anyone....?"
The target group may not be here, but it is hilarious if you do get it
I understand the joke, but frankly it's really, really lame
and ARSP it said post lame jokes, so I did
besides there has been far worse posted in here so far
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Why don't you come over to my space, twitter with my yahoo and I'll google all over your facebook.
Translation Why not go on myspace link twitter accounts and connect Google+ with face book
if you thought otherwise then you need to think about something else
Translation Why not go on myspace link twitter accounts and connect Google+ with face book
if you thought otherwise then you need to think about something else
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Yeah I now have a less respect for TehInfamousAmos after his racist jokes. Seriously no one needs that on a mature forumSerious_Much wrote:SouXouX wrote:Cristiano Ronaldo said "God sent me down here to play football"
Lionel Messi "I didnt send anyone....?"
The target group may not be here, but it is hilarious if you do get it
I understand the joke, but frankly it's really, really lame
and ARSP it said post lame jokes, so I did
Another bad Joke
Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was taped to the first koala
Why did the australian man die?
Death by falling Koala's
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Nickelback; the pun of every Rock joke.
and a horse joke, something about long faces... you get what i mean
and a horse joke, something about long faces... you get what i mean
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3 people were on a plane flight, one brazilian, one american and one french. The american ask them where they are right now, the french put his hand out of the window and says: we're in Paris. the other guys ask how can he know, he replied: because I touched the Eiffel Tower.
After some time, the brazilian guy asks: where are we? The american put his hand out and says: We are in New York, I just touched the Statue of Liberty.
Then again, the american ask where they are, this time the brazilian put his hand out of the window and says: we are in Rio de Janeiro. The french guy says: you know because you touched Christ the Redeemer right? The brazilian replied: No, because my watch was stolen.
Sorry for bad english.
After some time, the brazilian guy asks: where are we? The american put his hand out and says: We are in New York, I just touched the Statue of Liberty.
Then again, the american ask where they are, this time the brazilian put his hand out of the window and says: we are in Rio de Janeiro. The french guy says: you know because you touched Christ the Redeemer right? The brazilian replied: No, because my watch was stolen.
Sorry for bad english.
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thing is, that joke is actually funny, not lame
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3 guys were wandering in the desert, when suddenly a magic Genious appears. The Genious says: I can make 3 wishes become true. You are 3, so each of you has only one wish.
The first guy says: I wish to go home. *puff* he dissapears.
The second guy says: I wish to become rich in Las Vegas. *puff* he dissapears.
The third guy, sad, says: I don't want to be alone in this desert! Bring my friends back! *puff* Both guys appears and Genious dissapears.
The first guy says: I wish to go home. *puff* he dissapears.
The second guy says: I wish to become rich in Las Vegas. *puff* he dissapears.
The third guy, sad, says: I don't want to be alone in this desert! Bring my friends back! *puff* Both guys appears and Genious dissapears.
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The 2nd guy is still rich
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Lol....Three guys jokes huh.....
Two Americans and a Japanese man are walking in the woods one hot summer day. They come across a lake and agree that a swim would be nice but none of them brought clothes. Finally, since they're all friends they decide to swim naked. They get out of the water and are horrified to see a group of young ladies about to walk by. Having no time to put their clothes back on the two Americans cover their privates while the Japanese man covers his face. The Americans have a good laugh at the Japanese man after the ladies, giggling, walk by.......until the Japanese man asks them? "How do people recognize you where you're from?"
Two Americans and a Japanese man are walking in the woods one hot summer day. They come across a lake and agree that a swim would be nice but none of them brought clothes. Finally, since they're all friends they decide to swim naked. They get out of the water and are horrified to see a group of young ladies about to walk by. Having no time to put their clothes back on the two Americans cover their privates while the Japanese man covers his face. The Americans have a good laugh at the Japanese man after the ladies, giggling, walk by.......until the Japanese man asks them? "How do people recognize you where you're from?"
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haha very good one!
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I can't take any credit. I came across this somewhere
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Well, the airplane joke is not mine, but the genious one is 
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Tolvo not cool man. That reminds me of a terrible drinking problem I saw in a movie once. Poor guy
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What is green and has wheels?
Grass! I lied about the wheels.
Grass! I lied about the wheels.
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How you put 5 elephants in a car?
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From my stepdaughter,
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
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Ok, nice try but actually you just put 2 in the front and then 3 in the back of the car.
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A black man, A jewish man, 2 women all drive off a cliff in a car, why is this sad?
They were my friends.
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