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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Tolvo on Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:24 pm

    I keep pressing this "Post" button, but I'm still in the present.
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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:27 pm

    wow, corny stuff flying around there.

    I'll just go fetch the cobs, fire up the oven and we'll be golden in no time.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Tolvo on Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:28 pm

    I really Pity those who lose in FC a lot.

    Though it's even better when those who win a lot get beaten, they get a pit too arrogant.
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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:30 pm

    Oh i got another good joke:

    Bethesda cares about it's customers.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Tolvo on Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:31 pm

    You can replace that name with, EA, Namco, basically any big business.
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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:33 pm

    Tolvo wrote:You can replace that name with, EA, Namco, basically any big business.

    difference between those guys and Bethesda though, is I can play 30 hours of FIFA or Tekken and not see any kind of glitches whatsoever, then in Skyrim i walk out a door 5 minutes in and there's a guy stuck in a wall. It's like they do it on purpose.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:58 pm

    Stop talking about corruption and start talking about jokes!

    So the higgs boson particle walks into a church, and the priest says:
    "We don't want you in here. You call yourself the god's particle, so we don't believe in you!"
    And the higgs boson particle says:
    "But if you don't believe in me, how can you have mass?"

    big grin Get it?




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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:46 pm

    how come I've seen so many science jokes? come on :|

    Why was helium in a bad mood this morning?

    Because he's lost his electron


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:42 pm

    Non-science jokes? Ok!

    How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!
    How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    One, but it'll take about seven episodes.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:26 am

    Lol anyone heard the little timmy joke?


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Digitalyzed on Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:31 am

    The barman says "We dont serve neutrinos here".
    A neutrino walks into a bar.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by White Mamba on Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:38 am

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Digitalyzed on Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:59 am

    ViralEnsign_ wrote:Lol anyone heard the little timmy joke?

    Go ahead and tell it, I don't tend to remember jokes for very long so it should be new to me.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:31 am

    how about the aristocrats joke?


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:53 am

    I watched the movie based off that joke Serious......good stuff. Not sure we can reach Bob Sagat levels of that particular joke on the forum big grin

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by ARSP on Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:53 am

    A homeless guy once asked Paris Hilton for a 20$ bill she said "what's a bill?"


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:57 am

    skarekrow13 wrote:I watched the movie based off that joke Serious......good stuff. Not sure we can reach Bob Sagat levels of that particular joke on the forum big grin

    not sure it would be appropriate to have plastered (literally) on the forum's walls. Cleaners would have a tough job clearing that up


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:10 am

    I didn't think it'd be possible to make a whole movie based off one joke but man was I surprised. Kinda cool to learn about it since it's like a secret comedian handshake. I wonder if we could get away with a link.......

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Tolvo on Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:40 am

    Since people seem to be making a lot of jokes about Elements, thought I'd just link this one for their viewing pleasure.

    http://www.smbc-comics.com/?db=comics&id=2349#comic
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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:16 pm

    Why did the Jelly baby go to school?

    He wanted to be a smartie!

    Ba-Dum TING!


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by DoughGuy on Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:41 pm

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by meridam99 on Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:15 am

    Digitalyzed wrote:Okay okay, Chemistry time.

    A man walks into a bar with his friend. He says to the barman "I'll have some H2O". His friend then says "And I'll have some H2O too". They drank their drinks and his friend died.

    Get it?


    Next: Want to hear a joke about Sodium, "Na".
    How about a joke about potassium, "K".

    Why would someone order Hydrogen Peroxide, I am confused.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:25 am

    Have you ever seen Hellen Kellers house?

    Neither has she.



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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by meridam99 on Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:29 am

    What was helen keller's dogs name? hanumaomph

    Why did helen keller's dog run away? So would you if your name was hanumaomph


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Darkson on Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:56 am

    Thread locked because of too much confusing inside jokes.


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