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    Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by bloodpixel on Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:47 pm

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:08 pm

    Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear..

    A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation..

    There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community..

    A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family..

    what's brown and sticky? A stick..

    Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Reaperfan on Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:36 pm

    Dammit Serious, way to stick to your name legitimately lol happy

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:38 pm

    Just thought I'd throw in some anti-jokes to set the tone big grin


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by PlasticandRage on Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:38 pm

    Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:41 pm

    A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

    How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 2: one to screw the lightbulb and the other to hold the ladder steady so the other man wont fall off and hurt himself


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by PlasticandRage on Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:10 pm

    How many chauvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Let the ***** cook in the dark.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Tolvo on Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:48 am

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by cloudyeki on Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:17 am

    Roses are red
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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Digitalyzed on Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:36 am

    How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room because it's black.

    I'm not sure if lame is on the same page as politically incorrect...


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:03 am

    cloudyeki wrote:Roses are red
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    I'm color blind big grin

    Roses are grey
    Violets are grey
    I'm a dog, I'm colourblind big grin


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:04 am

    Digitalyzed wrote:How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room because it's black.

    I'm not sure if lame is on the same page as politically incorrect...

    Why do Black people eat fried chicken?

    Because it tastes good.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Digitalyzed on Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:32 am

    Serious_Much wrote:
    Digitalyzed wrote:How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room because it's black.

    I'm not sure if lame is on the same page as politically incorrect...

    Why do Black people eat fried chicken?

    Because it tastes good.

    How many policemen does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
    None, he "fell".

    I think half of these are funnier in America.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Serious_Much on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:30 am

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Tolvo on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:32 am

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by jsd201 on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:42 am

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:45 am

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Digitalyzed on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:48 am

    Now the jokes are getting decent big grin

    I have some really bad ones that I'm worried even you guys may not appreciate (nothing against your taste in comedy).


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Tolvo on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:49 am

    A lame joke?

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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:50 am

    haha dw :L

    Have you ever ate Ethiopian food?
    No?
    Well neither have they


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:51 am

    Okay, the other day my friend was asking me what the fastest race in the olympics would be, after a few minutes contemplation i replied "The Blacks"


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Digitalyzed on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:51 am

    TehInfamousAmos wrote:haha dw :L

    Have you ever ate Ethiopian food?
    No?
    Well neither have they

    How do you kill ten flies in a second?

    Smack an Ethiopian child in the face with a shovel.


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:53 am

    Digital i was laughing for like 30secs at that silly


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:54 am

    I would tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon


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    Re: Thread of lame jokes.

    Post by Tolvo on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:54 am

    Guys we should probably stray from the racial jokes, things might get a bit out of hand.

    Another Lame Joke.

    A man walks into a bar, he walks out. He crosses the street and enters his home. He hangs up his coat after drinking heavily to try and cope with the life he's made for himself, wishing to escape from his family from time to time. He enters the living room to see bloodstains and the bodies of his wife and two children died up in the corner of the room. A few of the family heirlooms are missing, but he takes little notice of that and cradles their bodies. He then wakes up at the bar and quits drinking for good.

    Get it? He walked into a bar!

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