Priscilla I hope you were watching that.

Jesus Tolvo where the hell are you posting? 2909 you only had 1500+ a week ago.

I'm everywhere, I am the Internet.

Tolvo wrote:I'm everywhere, I am the Internet.

Sound like it to me.

I might be at 3000+ tonight.

Tolvo wrote:I'm everywhere, I am the Internet.

So, how does it feel being used by millions of people around the world?

Dammit one day I'll reach the lofty heights of a thousands posts where I could compare myself to Tolvo..... no wait he's just gone and hit a hundred thousand..... Damn....

I feel pretty cheap, I feel pretty dirty, basically I know how Paris Hilton feels.

Oh ho ho ho! That joke was so current wasn't it!

Tolvo wrote:I feel pretty cheap, I feel pretty dirty, basically I know how Paris Hilton feels.

Oh ho ho ho! That joke was so current wasn't it!

................... yes?

Holy crap it was? I thought she died of some trouser disease long ago, she's still alive?

I hope not.

Priscilla hopes that as well.

Hey, you don't speak for Priscilla!

Wyrm does.

Hey that doesn't mean I cant have a chat with her from time to time. It just so happened that she cracked the same joke as you.

Viral I find this highly implausible that you were talking with an NPC in the video game, is it possible you have a mental illness?

Oh really? Challenge accepted! I find it hard to imagine that you and Artorias were getting married (see other thread where this was the case).

Woah woah woah, this is about proving you wrong and challenging your claims, not mine. I cannot be questioned, I'm Tolvo.

The number of posts speak for themselves!

Exactly! I am a better person than everyone else because of it, I am invincible!

*Gets frozen by nitro gas while wearing a Hawaiian shirt*

We should probably keep this in the off-topic thread, I don't want to get yelled at.

BWHAHAHAHHA as its my thread I shall destroy all interlopers.

I got another great series of 3v1 kills in the Painted World mainly due to my new found skill as an assassin. I love doing an Assassins Creed plunging attack followed by an immeadiate backstab. Looks fantastic.

I invaded the PW once today as a Darkmoon. I ran around looking for the host, found no one, so I ran to the bonfire and thought I saw something. So I ran forwards, and see a DW on the bridge rolling forwards as a phantom tried to constantly kick him. There was a host behind him, and a phantom watching me. So I did what anyone would do, ran in. Dead angled the first guy through his great shield and knocked him back, so he started using a humanity, he had a spear. I switch to pyro, and started casting Tempest and walking forwards, nailed him and the host killing the summon. Suddenly the host turned and decided to give me his full attention while flasking as a Talisman hit his face. Ran forwards and kicked him into his phantom then stunlock killed the both of them. The DW was in front of me and bowed, so I pointed at him before vanishing. It was on my POLG toon after all.

Another move I found good was to draw the host and phantoms us the massive winding stair case in the central tower. You can fight the one at a time and like I normally do use camera lock on to force them to walk off the edge of the stairs. Lol.

Or drop down from higher up when the host disengages lock on to run up to you then to run around and up behind them for the BS.

If you sprint at them and jump you can land on them and force them to be staggered, or fall off. This stagger will let you BS them. This can safely be done on parts where there are ledges connecting to the stairs. You can stagger them so harshly that you can actually bs them, but I prefer to kick them so they just fall.

Dragonslayer greatbow is also very useful in those places.

Cool trick Tolvo seems very classic Mario to me. Will try on some hopeless ganking Gombas soon.