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    For tha Love of Castings

    Post by Animaaal on Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:06 am

    A Casters' Credo

    I love my magic oh yes I do,
    have but a taste and you will too.
    They say I'm twisted and morally slanted,
    but in their defeat is a seed I have planted.

    One day they will come and asking a question,
    of which way to go in their quest for direction.
    I tell them the same come one come all,
    "You do not love the magic it's you who shall fall!"

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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by Animaaal on Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:11 am

    Please post helpful, funny, random stuff, or anything related to your love of any type of castings.

    I will edit suggestions into op.

    I will also add any additional sections one might find helpful
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    Alllllllllright!!!!!!!! FINALLY. A place to gloat about how awesome your magic abilities are!
    cheers

    Dare they ney say?!?! Dare they play?!?! I say they not dare and stay away.

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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by skarekrow13 on Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:10 am

    Ooh ooh! Me me.

    You will need:
    One great scythe
    One dish rag
    A slice of lemon

    Preheat opponent to Darktoot temperature

    Place lemon in dish rag

    Wipe lemon on Great Scythe blade

    Enjoy lemon scented victims

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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:48 pm

    BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!



    I denounce this thread!

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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by mugenis4real on Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:58 pm

    In all honesty from a competitive standpoint, magic users will always win out over all of these weapon swingers.

    1. Mages
    2. Dex Nuts
    3. Str Slugs

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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by LunarFog on Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:16 pm

    I hate magic yes I do
    I hunt mages, so ____ you too.

    But on a serious note,
    you're all the same you magic folk

    The guys wear crowns and flaunt the same rings
    You call yourself mages when you're fools for playthings

    There's two types of you who I despise so much
    The real mages and the fake ones who rely on crutch

    The real ones who pedal back and spam
    and then come close to bow, mistaken that they're a man

    Worse yet are the fake ones
    who aspire to be the lame ones
    who think their spells will win for them
    But use swords and logs and the hornet ring

    And even then with all these gifts
    when all is said and done, loss and won
    Upon a loss then tend to be that guy
    who always talks about my mom.


    (Oh my god I hate poems but I needed to express my hate without purely "flaming")


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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by Animaaal on Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:11 pm

    skarekrow13 wrote:...Enjoy lemon scented victims...<---hilarious lol
    BIG TIME MASTER wrote:...BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!...
    LunarFog wrote:...The guys wear crowns and flaunt the same rings...mistaken that they're a man...Worse yet are the fake ones...

    A Caster's Rebuttal


    A blade with a buff is never enough,
    I transcend my shield with magic and stuff.

    The howls of spite will never shed light,
    on your envy of us and all of our might.

    Fake crowns of egos are not my slogan,
    my head is adorned with the remnants of Logan.
    Power from rings is not my thing,
    you'll watch me immune as I flip and I sing.

    You seek a real man in this war stricken land,
    as I calm your fears with a touch of my hand.
    You’re dead inside more so than before,
    because of my casting of undead rapport.

    The fodder who casts the spell of Pursuers,
    are useful to me like rats in the sewers.

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again,
    if you want to survive make magics your friend.

    twisted :weap-enchanted: twisted


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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by JoeBroski09 on Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:29 am

    I can't do poems, so I'll pull a Brian Regan.

    THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!


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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by Ashran on Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:22 am

    1. Get dark bead/Pursuers

    2. Cast them.

    THE END


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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by BIG TIME MASTER on Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:32 am

    Animaaal wrote:
    skarekrow13 wrote:...Enjoy lemon scented victims...
    BIG TIME MASTER wrote:...BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!...
    LunarFog wrote:...The guys wear crowns and flaunt the same rings...mistaken that they're a man...Worse yet are the fake ones...

    A Caster's Rebuttal


    A blade with a buff is never enough,
    I transcend my shield with magic and stuff.

    The howls of spite will never shed light,
    on your envy of us and all of our might.

    Fake crowns of egos are not my slogan,
    my head is adorned with the remnants of Logan.
    Power from rings is not my thing,
    you'll watch me immune as I flip and I sing.

    You seek a real man in this war stricken land,
    as I calm your fears with a touch of my hand.
    You’re dead inside more so than before,
    because of my casting of undead rapport.

    The fodder who casts the spell of Pursuers,
    are useful to me like rats in the sewers.

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again,
    if you want to survive make magics your friend.

    twisted :weap-enchanted: twisted




    I commend your eloquent rebuttle, but I assure that at this very moment a poem of such magnitude that the world has never yet seen is growing and being honed to be the ultimate end all poem to silence your heresy!


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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by Animaaal on Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:00 am

    mugenis4real wrote:In all honesty from a competitive standpoint, magic users will always win out over all of these weapon swingers.

    1. Mages
    2. Dex Nuts
    3. Str Slugs

    Shrug

    Thanks be to sleuth sayer for speaking sleuths. Bow +3

    BIG TIME MASTER wrote:...I commend your eloquent rebuttle, but I assure that at this very moment a poem of such magnitude that the world has never yet seen is growing and being honed to be the ultimate end all poem to silence your heresy!...
    Joy

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    Ashran wrote:1. Get dark bead/Pursuers

    2. Cast them.

    THE END

    Animaaal wrote:
    Spoiler:
    How to be a Master Caster:
    1) Never wear: Elf Ears / CotDS / BDCR
    2) Make your castings your main weapon
    3) Win
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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by Demon Slayer on Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:02 pm

    oh hell there Wave maybe we can travel together through lordran Sun

    i love magic too

    this is my build

    http://mmdks.com/19ol


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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by Animaaal on Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:14 pm

    Demon Slayer wrote:oh hell there Wave maybe we can travel together through lordran Sun

    i love magic too

    this is my build

    http://mmdks.com/19ol

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    The writings in our archives are there for all to see. You'll find upon mastery you travel alone young padawan.

    Requests for apprenticeships are normally done within the archives itself, as it is a suitable and humble time to not disturb a master while they are in the open world missioning.

    You will need a hat...a big one.

    You will also need to learn how to fear a dagger.

    I would recommend a singular approach in your young teachings. Openmindedness will lead to lack of focus. Openmindedness is reserved for masters.

    Heed my words young magicling, there is much more to come for you.

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    ramblings aside, ya sure man! cheers

    ***edit***
    And btw I role play too much here and only act like I know what I'm talking about lol...don't tell these guys,
    I think they're out to get me -_-


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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by Jester's Tears on Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:49 pm



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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by Animaaal on Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:01 pm

    Jester's Tears wrote: (づ◕_◕)づ http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=481087034685985843

    Poor traveler, I certainly hope you read the entire text when studying the art of castings. Using magics to defeat magics will only defeat and further corrode your fragile magicless mind.

    I tried to help this poor blasphemer, but sometimes heedings go unnoticed. Tis the way of life and all things. Pay attention this time dear traveler, your life may depend on it.

    Animaaal wrote:Hmmmmm.....you almost had it. Good try though. Proper Bow

    -You assume all mages wear "ears"...mistakeo oneo yaknow?

    -You fail to realize the best mages flip... 8)

    -If you equip the Drake Sword you'll go :affraid: insane :affraid: because you're not using the MLGS...
    ...you know you will. :idea: Bow

    -You should prolly carry Flash Sweat instead of GMB. Carrying that with SMS is uneeded. Hell, SMS trumps GMB in almost every sense...except dis one lol...

    -Why carry Flash Sweat you say???

    Because I just menu swapped to my +5 Chaos/Lightning Bandit Knife/Rapier....
    ...while flipping around like a singing leprechaun...
    ....just to please you and remind you that, "Welcome to Dark Souls".

    Here is what I'd sing to you Irish Jiglike:

    A Casters' Credo

    I love my magic oh yes I do,
    have but a taste and you will too.
    They say I'm twisted and morally slanted,
    but in their defeat is a seed I have planted.

    One day they will come and asking a question,
    of which way to go in their quest for direction.
    I tell them the same come one come all,
    "You do not love the magic it's you who shall fall!"

    :weap-enchanted:

    The Eye The Eye
    We are watching, let the war begin.
    Prostration

    Coffee!

    mind game PS-Your health is so low lol!

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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by Jester's Tears on Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:28 pm

    (◕_◕)... (づ◕_◕)づ http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?c=253921651155568360

    THINE ABILITY TO HIDE BEHIND YOUR SHIELD IS GONE.
    Thine ability to run from my Fierce attack speed is lowered!
    You may start to Spam yer itty bitty staff. I CAN BLOCK THEM. AND DODGE THEM.

    My trusty Miracles will protect me. My trusty Blade will cut YOU DOWN.
    YOU ARE DOOMED, MY DARE.


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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by Animaaal on Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:11 pm

    Jester's Tears wrote:THINE ABILITY TO HIDE BEHIND YOUR SHIELD IS GONE.
    Thine ability to run from my Fierce attack speed is lowered!
    You may start to Spam yer itty bitty staff. I CAN BLOCK THEM. AND DODGE THEM.

    My trusty Miracles will protect me. My trusty Blade will cut YOU DOWN.
    YOU ARE DOOMED, MY DARE.

    A Caster's Reaction to Threats


    Fear exists when one shall let it.
    You fear nothing?
    Good for you,
    you said it.

    You must swing your sword to strike me down,
    my body is still you naive clown.

    When acting towards your own demise,
    a wizard will share their own surprise.

    Times may change but facts do not,
    we see through you and your amateur plot.

    If you listen carefully you'll undoubtedly hear,
    your cries of agony from having no fear.

    Say what you want but these words stand still,
    magic reigns supreme,
    always has...always will
    .

    Evil Fex


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    We are watching, let the war begin.



    PS-Thanks for the inspiration bud! Bow



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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by mugenis4real on Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:40 pm

    Animaal are you on PS3? We need to hook up sometime and show some of these dudes how to cast FOR REAL Hurrah
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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by Jester's Tears on Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:04 pm

    mugenis4real wrote:Animaal are you on PS3? We need to hook up sometime and show some of these dudes how to cast FOR REAL Hurrah

    I wanna fight (*SLAY) you and Animaal....


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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by mugenis4real on Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:07 pm

    Jester's Tears wrote:
    mugenis4real wrote:Animaal are you on PS3? We need to hook up sometime and show some of these dudes how to cast FOR REAL Hurrah

    I wanna fight (*SLAY) you and Animaal....

    I would be more than happy to rid Lordran of another foolish "hero". Do you not understand your doom? Can you not comprehend the unbridled power of a Master Archmage? The Eye

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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by Jester's Tears on Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:21 pm

    mugenis4real wrote:
    Jester's Tears wrote:
    mugenis4real wrote:Animaal are you on PS3? We need to hook up sometime and show some of these dudes how to cast FOR REAL Hurrah

    I wanna fight (*SLAY) you and Animaal....

    I would be more than happy to rid Lordran of another foolish "hero". Do you not understand your doom? Can you not comprehend the unbridled power of a Master Archmage? The Eye


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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:32 pm

    Jester's Tears wrote:What...Do...You...Mages...Smoke...

    Primordial Crystals.


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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by Animaaal on Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:48 pm

    mugenis4real wrote:Animaal are you on PS3? We need to hook up sometime and show some of these dudes how to cast FOR REAL Hurrah

    Ya ps3. I'll be back on in a couple more weeks. Demon Slayer said something about being interested in touring Lordran.

    If you two blokes are still interested by then, I'd be honored.

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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by JoeBroski09 on Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:30 pm

    Jester, let me tell you of an old Indian Proverb.

    "He who is resistant to change is destined to perish."

    So why don't you open up that mind of yours?




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    Re: For tha Love of Castings

    Post by Demon Slayer on Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:19 am

    nimaal lets travel lordran once for all


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