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    Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Odinbear on Tue May 29, 2012 10:22 am

    The NPC invaders seem so lame and ez to beat. Kirk has to be the lamest. What hall think?


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Uparkaam on Tue May 29, 2012 11:47 am

    During my first playthrough I didn't know that they were NPCs. I thought they were actual players. I felt like a boss after killing Kirk for the first time.
    Later I found that he was an NPC...


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Noob-of-Artorias on Tue May 29, 2012 11:48 am

    Yep, Kirk has to be the easiest person in the game to ROFLStomp.


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Federally on Tue May 29, 2012 11:51 am

    They don't scale with player level so its easy to show up higher SL then FROM planned. Show up to the Depths at SL30 with reasonable gear and a new players skills and Kirk is a *****. But I get what you're saying, though I don't think they're supposed to be that hard.

    Now you MAY have a different opinion about the Demon's Ruins and Tomb of Giants invasions.


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Serious_Much on Tue May 29, 2012 11:52 am

    I thought I was a boss after I killed mildred (I thought was a pro player because they wore no armour, lol), again NPC then i was just like, oh I'm such a dumbass..


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Mustaklaki on Tue May 29, 2012 12:03 pm

    I was helping my friend at his house fight Quelaag and a good tactic is to fight Mildred than summon her, and I knew all along that it was Mildred and my friend didn't know what I was doing, and he was freaking out hardcore when it said somebody invaded and I'm just sitting there with a straight face laughing in my head
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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Carphil on Tue May 29, 2012 2:07 pm

    Not at all. I died to King Jeremiah two times. Do you know, he has something like an invisible great magic barrier on, magic hits him for pretty weak damage, and all I had at that time was a divine claymore.

    Leeroy is a pain too, invading at Tombs and spamming WoG or Grant special


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Federally on Tue May 29, 2012 2:17 pm

    Carphil wrote:Not at all. I died to King Jeremiah two times. Do you know, he has something like an invisible great magic barrier on, magic hits him for pretty weak damage, and all I had at that time was a divine claymore.

    Leeroy is a pain too, invading at Tombs and spamming WoG or Grant special

    **** I forgot about Jeremiah! He is such a ****!


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Tolvo on Tue May 29, 2012 2:20 pm

    I remember actually the first time I fought King J he destroyed me.

    "Oh another NPC, well I'll just...What is he doing with his hands...IS THAT A *** WALL OF FIRE, AAAAAAGHNANISNIGBNA!"
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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Yarxov on Tue May 29, 2012 2:22 pm

    Jeramiah goes down easy to me, same for Leeroy. On a new character Mildred gave me a run for my money though lol. Tried parrying the R2 a few times and missed every time.


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Forum Pirate on Tue May 29, 2012 2:23 pm

    Yeah, Jeramiah caught me off guard the first time and demolished me with cfs. Leeroy was only scary because of the enormous hammer on the small ledge.


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by lordgodofhell on Tue May 29, 2012 8:25 pm


    Lamest npc is maneater mandread. I practice my parry with her often.

    Jeremiah killed me I believe my first time through. Had been in painted world with empty estus after killing tons of undead and he pops up and handles me lol.


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Tue May 29, 2012 8:29 pm

    Dunno if these count, but the Forest NPCs are pretty hard when they all come at you at the same time.

    Ironically, I also thought that they were real people, so I was like "Holy crap, I'm amazing at this game!" whenever I killed one.


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Federally on Wed May 30, 2012 1:47 am

    Imarreteet23 wrote:Dunno if these count, but the Forest NPCs are pretty hard when they all come at you at the same time.

    Ironically, I also thought that they were real people, so I was like "Holy crap, I'm amazing at this game!" whenever I killed one.

    Just wait till NG+. The bandit closest to Alvina with the battleaxe can kill my 150 in 3 or 4 swings and the thief can OHKO if he gets a backstab. If I'm on my game they're easy but as soon as I get in a rush or distracted they *** me up


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by DoughGuy on Wed May 30, 2012 1:51 am

    I crappe dmyself when Mildred invaded the first time. I was playing offline so I had no idea what was happening.


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by JoeBroski09 on Wed May 30, 2012 2:07 am

    When I finally got invaded (I never played human) it was because I saw a tip for Quelaag (I got stuck on her..) that you can summon Mildred after you defeat her. I then defeated Mildred, summoned her, and got my butt kicked at Quelaag. Idk what it was about that boss, but she was just incredibly difficult for me.


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by DoughGuy on Wed May 30, 2012 2:08 am

    lol yeah the first 3 times I fought her I summone mildred, lost 3 times and ran out of humanity. Tried hollow and won first time.


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by JoeBroski09 on Wed May 30, 2012 2:10 am

    I just could never beat her until I quit and came back a few months later with a friend. Then, the game was like 'You that THAT was hard?! Sen's, baby. Sen's.'


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by DoughGuy on Wed May 30, 2012 2:11 am

    Not knowing there was a second bonfire was what made it hard. That and having no ranged ability at all.


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by JoeBroski09 on Wed May 30, 2012 2:12 am

    My only ranged was pyromancy on my 2nd character.... oh, and she was an int based pyro too


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Federally on Wed May 30, 2012 2:26 am

    JoeBroski09 wrote:When I finally got invaded (I never played human) it was because I saw a tip for Quelaag (I got stuck on her..) that you can summon Mildred after you defeat her. I then defeated Mildred, summoned her, and got my butt kicked at Quelaag. Idk what it was about that boss, but she was just incredibly difficult for me.

    It's fun comparing who struggled with what. I steamrolled Quelaag my first time meeting her, but it took me like 30 tries to kill Havel, I literally jumped around my living room celebrating it was pathetic lol.


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by JoeBroski09 on Wed May 30, 2012 2:28 am

    Federally wrote:
    JoeBroski09 wrote:When I finally got invaded (I never played human) it was because I saw a tip for Quelaag (I got stuck on her..) that you can summon Mildred after you defeat her. I then defeated Mildred, summoned her, and got my butt kicked at Quelaag. Idk what it was about that boss, but she was just incredibly difficult for me.

    It's fun comparing who struggled with what. I steamrolled Quelaag my first time meeting her, but it took me like 30 tries to kill Havel, I literally jumped around my living room celebrating it was pathetic lol.
    I did the same. A lot of people say they had trouble with garogyles. I got them like my second or third try. Wasn't too bad. Taurus demon was also a breeze since I saw the ladder before-hand.


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Federally on Wed May 30, 2012 2:38 am

    Yeah the gargoyles rolfstomped me repeatedly, it was enraging.


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Minorino on Wed May 30, 2012 7:49 am

    I haven´t een invaded many times yet, but when Mildred invaded I almost started laughing, I was like WTF is that supposed to be? She proved good against the BT boss though, taking some of the heat off, even if I think I would have beaten her alone in due time.
    Hardest boss for me so far (first playthrough, I´m at Sen´s now) was the gargoyles for sure, actually ended up summoning a player to help because it all seemed hopeless. Kind of wish I hadn´t, feels better beating bosses on your own.


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    Re: Lamest NPc invader or are they all lame?

    Post by Federally on Wed May 30, 2012 9:10 am

    Mildred is a hoot! Charging you in a loin cloth wearing a sack? Come on doesn't get any better then that.

    Luckily with your first play through you wind up hollow a lot and can avoid many invasions. Though on the topic of Npc invasions if you missed the invasion by Knight Kirk in the Depths go back there human and do it! He invades in the curse frog area and there's good reason not to skip it.


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