greatest troll ever

neon__noodle wrote:Um, I summoned a dragon sign for pvp in the kiln. He bowed I tried to bow but realized to late that I was standing over an OSS message. So I moved forward, bowed.and was bsed by a BKGA, knocking me down to lead than a fifth of health. I thought I was done but remembered advice I read here once, never give up. So I stuck with it and between great combustion and some dodging I was able to best my dishonorableopponent. The moral is never give upeven if you think it's over.

I was pvping in the kiln yesterday and fought a hornet ring backstabber. When he managed to get me i saw my entire life bar disappear except i lived, i had one hp left. I got up and dodged around bringing his entire life bar down killing him. Just goes to show that hornet ring backstabbers don't really have all that much skill.

he play's and he's good at pvp but suck's out loud at boss fight's

Haha SoA my Father is the same but opposite way round - he is okay at boss fights and pvp but is awesome at going through zones

Lol my dad hates all games that he feels arent 90% real. Thats 80% of the games I play that he doesn't like :x

i have to help him every time on the 4 king's seath and gwynn

i ran into this guy yesterday in the forest with the most casts of wog i have ever seen. i managed to survive 13 casts so he had at least 15 possibly more. he was naked with a tailismin in one hand and a lightning avelyn in the other. he wasnt one of those dumb players who has 9 casts and just does one after another he was actually good at timing them, mix that with lag and i eventually took dmg.

my dad solo's nito, and seath at lvl 7, then dm's everywhere at lvl 20 (kiln,burg, etc.)... he's better at pvp than i am...

My dads better than me at everything, don't feel bad

How are there soo many dads that play DkS?!?!?! My dad literaly hates any RPGS or anything even resembling it!

Sebastrd wrote:

White Mamba wrote:The way I look at is that Invaders have no right to complain. They are entering your world trying to make it as hard as possible, most of the time with gear at a much higher level than yours. So whatever they get in return, they deserve. They also lose nothing

I second this.

I'm as politely anti this as possible. This game isn't meant for just co opers and gankers. Some one has to be your opponent. I would never troll and invader simply because he entered my world looking for pvp or humanity.

If I do that, ever, its in the Parish when I'm Gravelording. I only do it there because there is high traffic at lower levels and I can have longish duels with newbies, and perhaps kill a few trolls myself.

I did like the Dragon bone fist one btw. Anor Londo isn't all that hard to solo and I see people running around in there with 2 other phantoms. Its entirely unnecessary, except perhaps for ornie and smoghs.

If people are doing this and showing no respect to invaders they should not expect the same when they invade and perhaps shouls think about how annoying it is for invaders to be trolled by hosts who don't share thier views on how the game can be played.

All of this in my politest and most respectful tone. I realise this thread is a minefield filled with small ponds containing electric shocking pirahnas that spit smaller pirahnas that spit nuclear warheads...

Well Viral - *Nuclear explosions*

Lol that weren't no Pirahna. that was me with a M.I.R.V

I would say something but Im still recovering from getting a nuke to the face.
Are the M.I.R.Vs out of the experimental phase already?

DoughGuy wrote:I would say something but Im still recovering from getting a nuke to the face.
Are the M.I.R.Vs out of the experimental phase already?

Nah I just killed this Lone Wanderer I found and took his.

i just did the artorias thing again and i't work'd i was in anor londo before the fog gate the guy wouldn't come near me so i acted as if i was a black knight
when he'd get close i'd run toward's him when he'd back off i would back off then he summoned two phantom's they start charging toward's me i use iron flesh
and ohk the first phantom then i brawl with the second host come's up behind me
and back stab's i have almost no health so i throw a great fire ball ohk and im left standing there going how

Found a Gravelord sign on the first bridge with the blades in sen's the other day so I thought what the hell, this might be interesting! I had my glass cannon build and this guy was a tank. I played it sneaky but after I put a couple of poisoned daggers in him to even the odds he ran like a girl and BCed out of there. He didn't even reply when I asked why he even bothered putting the sign down. They don't make PvPers like they used too I guess.

nope they don't

sonofartorias wrote:i just did the artorias thing again and i't work'd i was in anor londo before the fog gate the guy wouldn't come near me so i acted as if i was a black knight
when he'd get close i'd run toward's him when he'd back off i would back off then he summoned two phantom's they start charging toward's me i use iron flesh
and ohk the first phantom then i brawl with the second host come's up behind me
and back stab's i have almost no health so i throw a great fire ball ohk and im left standing there going how

I must comment on your skill at story telling. Truly unique.

I don't get the niche/need for this thread though, trolling is not good, and isn't what we condone or encourage here..

yes but they leave there self open to it i don't use glitch's or anything so
im not cheating

i kicked a troll in smoughs armor into the fire near the steps to the capra area he tried hiding behind it and sneaking up on me; i saw him there and turned and kicked him right into it!! priceless

The coward! No true servant of Nito would ever disconnect before the fight is done! Call the NK they'll sort him out!