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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by Unforseen on Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:39 pm

    neon__noodle wrote:Um, I summoned a dragon sign for pvp in the kiln. He bowed I tried to bow but realized to late that I was standing over an OSS message. So I moved forward, bowed.and was bsed by a BKGA, knocking me down to lead than a fifth of health. I thought I was done but remembered advice I read here once, never give up. So I stuck with it and between great combustion and some dodging I was able to best my dishonorableopponent. The moral is never give upeven if you think it's over.

    I was pvping in the kiln yesterday and fought a hornet ring backstabber. When he managed to get me i saw my entire life bar disappear except i lived, i had one hp left. I got up and dodged around bringing his entire life bar down killing him. Just goes to show that hornet ring backstabbers don't really have all that much skill.
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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by sonofartorias on Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:40 pm

    he play's and he's good at pvp but suck's out loud at boss fight's


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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:44 pm

    Haha SoA my Father is the same but opposite way round - he is okay at boss fights and pvp but is awesome at going through zones


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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by Sunbro4evar on Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:47 pm

    Lol my dad hates all games that he feels arent 90% real. Thats 80% of the games I play that he doesn't like :x


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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by sonofartorias on Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:48 pm

    i have to help him every time on the 4 king's seath and gwynn


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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by FruitPunchNinja on Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:09 pm

    i ran into this guy yesterday in the forest with the most casts of wog i have ever seen. i managed to survive 13 casts so he had at least 15 possibly more. he was naked with a tailismin in one hand and a lightning avelyn in the other. he wasnt one of those dumb players who has 9 casts and just does one after another he was actually good at timing them, mix that with lag and i eventually took dmg.
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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard on Sun Apr 29, 2012 5:12 pm

    my dad solo's nito, and seath at lvl 7, then dm's everywhere at lvl 20 (kiln,burg, etc.)... he's better at pvp than i am...


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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by Yarxov on Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:14 pm

    My dads better than me at everything, don't feel bad silly


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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by Sunbro4evar on Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:53 pm

    How are there soo many dads that play DkS?!?!?! My dad literaly hates any RPGS or anything even resembling it! 😢


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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:55 am

    Sebastrd wrote:
    White Mamba wrote:The way I look at is that Invaders have no right to complain. They are entering your world trying to make it as hard as possible, most of the time with gear at a much higher level than yours. So whatever they get in return, they deserve. They also lose nothing

    I second this.

    I'm as politely anti this as possible. This game isn't meant for just co opers and gankers. Some one has to be your opponent. I would never troll and invader simply because he entered my world looking for pvp or humanity.

    If I do that, ever, its in the Parish when I'm Gravelording. I only do it there because there is high traffic at lower levels and I can have longish duels with newbies, and perhaps kill a few trolls myself.

    I did like the Dragon bone fist one btw. Anor Londo isn't all that hard to solo and I see people running around in there with 2 other phantoms. Its entirely unnecessary, except perhaps for ornie and smoghs.

    If people are doing this and showing no respect to invaders they should not expect the same when they invade and perhaps shouls think about how annoying it is for invaders to be trolled by hosts who don't share thier views on how the game can be played.

    All of this in my politest and most respectful tone. I realise this thread is a minefield filled with small ponds containing electric shocking pirahnas that spit smaller pirahnas that spit nuclear warheads...


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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by DoughGuy on Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:57 am

    Well Viral - *Nuclear explosions*


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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:10 am

    Lol that weren't no Pirahna. that was me with a M.I.R.V


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    [11:10:14 p.m.] Robb "the Ensign_": FATALITY!
    [11:10:16 p.m.] ◥▶️_◀️◤ TehInfamousAmos: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    [11:10:19 p.m.] Tolvo: You want to see sexual tension.
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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by DoughGuy on Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:22 am

    I would say something but Im still recovering from getting a nuke to the face.
    Are the M.I.R.Vs out of the experimental phase already?


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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:23 am

    DoughGuy wrote:I would say something but Im still recovering from getting a nuke to the face.
    Are the M.I.R.Vs out of the experimental phase already?

    Nah I just killed this Lone Wanderer I found and took his.


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    [11:10:14 p.m.] Robb "the Ensign_": FATALITY!
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    [11:10:19 p.m.] Tolvo: You want to see sexual tension.
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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by sonofartorias on Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:24 am

    i just did the artorias thing again and i't work'd i was in anor londo before the fog gate the guy wouldn't come near me so i acted as if i was a black knight
    when he'd get close i'd run toward's him when he'd back off i would back off then he summoned two phantom's they start charging toward's me i use iron flesh
    and ohk the first phantom then i brawl with the second host come's up behind me
    and back stab's i have almost no health so i throw a great fire ball ohk and im left standing there going how Look Skyward


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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by GodOfPaperclips on Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:12 pm

    Found a Gravelord sign on the first bridge with the blades in sen's the other day so I thought what the hell, this might be interesting! I had my glass cannon build and this guy was a tank. I played it sneaky but after I put a couple of poisoned daggers in him to even the odds he ran like a girl and BCed out of there. He didn't even reply when I asked why he even bothered putting the sign down. They don't make PvPers like they used too I guess.
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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by sonofartorias on Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:14 pm

    nope they don't


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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by Serious_Much on Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:51 pm

    sonofartorias wrote:i just did the artorias thing again and i't work'd i was in anor londo before the fog gate the guy wouldn't come near me so i acted as if i was a black knight
    when he'd get close i'd run toward's him when he'd back off i would back off then he summoned two phantom's they start charging toward's me i use iron flesh
    and ohk the first phantom then i brawl with the second host come's up behind me
    and back stab's i have almost no health so i throw a great fire ball ohk and im left standing there going how Look Skyward

    I must comment on your skill at story telling. Truly unique.

    I don't get the niche/need for this thread though, trolling is not good, and isn't what we condone or encourage here..


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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by sonofartorias on Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:06 pm

    yes but they leave there self open to it i don't use glitch's or anything so
    im not cheating


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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by Pargar-theGreat on Tue May 01, 2012 12:28 am

    i kicked a troll in smoughs armor into the fire near the steps to the capra area he tried hiding behind it and sneaking up on me; i saw him there and turned and kicked him right into it!! priceless


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    Re: greatest troll ever

    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Tue May 01, 2012 2:10 am

    The coward! No true servant of Nito would ever disconnect before the fight is done! Call the NK they'll sort him out!


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