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    Post by sonofartorias Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:26 am

    I'm new so bare with me ok so i'm in the burgh and i have on full black knight armor along with the great sword of artorias and shield and i get invaded by a darkmoon so i thought i would be smart and wait were the black knight is
    i get two messages asking were i am i say nothing next i know i can see him behind me but he wont attack 2 secs later i get the message i dont where you are but i think i found artorias i message back wow you must have the pendant
    then he turn's and i backstab ohk then i send another message or might be me twisted
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    Post by neon__noodle Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:28 am

    That's cold...
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    Post by sonofartorias Sat Apr 28, 2012 4:09 am

    ima bad bad man lol but he deserved it he invaded twice before killed him both time's but he should have given up
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    Post by Chaos Spectre Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:51 am

    Bahahahahaha, reminds me of what my one friend did. He bb glitched, put on full havels, and invaded someone over in the burg. He didnt attack, didnt flip ring, just full havels, and stood on the stairs leading to the taurus demon. Thr guy he invaded tried attatcking him, but the guy wasnt a bb glitcher and was barely doing damage. My friend messages hi. Saying "pools closed", then smashes him with the zweihander when the guy proceeds to try and jump past him. Meanless to say, after he killed him, he sent "welcome to dark souls, pools open now"
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    Post by sonofartorias Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:08 am

    that's awsome spectre anybody got any good troll's
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    Post by sonofartorias Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:11 am

    just had another realy realy good i'm using my brock lesnar build and i invaded in anor londo on the silver knight bridge messaged saying well here come's the pain the guy said back brock suck's you cant see me so i waited tell he found me then hit him with dragon bone fist's and knocked him off i messaged well pain brought lol!
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    Post by sinisterapathy Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:47 am

    ChaosServantSpectre wrote:Bahahahahaha, reminds me of what my one friend did. He bb glitched, put on full havels, and invaded someone over in the burg. He didnt attack, didnt flip ring, just full havels, and stood on the stairs leading to the taurus demon. Thr guy he invaded tried attatcking him, but the guy wasnt a bb glitcher and was barely doing damage. My friend messages hi. Saying "pools closed", then smashes him with the zweihander when the guy proceeds to try and jump past him. Meanless to say, after he killed him, he sent "welcome to dark souls, pools open now"

    Thats called cheating and being a douch bag. There is nothing cool about it.

    Doing things like that take all the fun out of the game.

    The worst part is that your proud of it.

    Pathetic.

    Edit: Will someone lock this please? This is not the kind of attitude we want in this community. No one likes trolls.
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    Post by sonofartorias Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:51 am

    no its all right for the cheater's to exsist becouse its all the more better when you make the wine like little girl's
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    Post by sinisterapathy Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:55 am

    sonofartorias wrote:no its all right for the cheater's to exsist becouse its all the more better when you make the wine like little girl's

    Is that supposed to be a coherent sentence?
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    Post by sonofartorias Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:57 am

    nope it's a drunk one
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    Post by neon__noodle Sat Apr 28, 2012 9:54 am

    In an attempt to restore civility to this thread I would just like to say that cosplay is great way to mess with invaders. I wish somebody would have tools me this sooner.
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    Post by his1n- Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:03 am

    i dont where you are but i think i found artorias

    I pissed myself.
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    Post by Buggy Virus Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:28 am

    Sen's fortress.

    I get the chameleon sorcery, invade, then make myself a chair right next to where the Iron Tarkus summon sign is.

    Wait for someone to come to summon tarkus, then hit them with the dark hand heavy attack.

    Steal their humanity and BC out.
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    Post by TehInfamousAmos Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:46 am

    Okay - lets all stop these inflammatory comments - everyone has their own way of getting kicks from a game - many people are trolls - at least they aren't being cretins in the forest 1v3ing and ruining the majority of new players pvp experiences big grin
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    Post by Baal-Avatar Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:50 am

    I am leaving this thread open for now, but please change the tone or it will be locked.
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    Post by RANT Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:51 am

    not the greatest troll ever. have you heard of Andy Kaufman?
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    Post by TehInfamousAmos Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:52 am

    ^^ Yessur! right - any cool pvp experiences anyone has had recently - be those low level or high level? Hosting or Invading
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    Post by neon__noodle Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:11 pm

    Um, I summoned a dragon sign for pvp in the kiln. He bowed I tried to bow but realized to late that I was standing over an OSS message. So I moved forward, bowed.and was bsed by a BKGA, knocking me down to lead than a fifth of health. I thought I was done but remembered advice I read here once, never give up. So I stuck with it and between great combustion and some dodging I was able to best my dishonorableopponent. The moral is never give upeven if you think it's over.
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    Post by White Mamba Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:35 pm

    The way I look at is that Invaders have no right to complain. They are entering your world trying to make it as hard as possible, most of the time with gear at a much higher level than yours. So whatever they get in return, they deserve. They also lose nothing
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    Post by Sebastrd Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:20 pm

    White Mamba wrote:The way I look at is that Invaders have no right to complain. They are entering your world trying to make it as hard as possible, most of the time with gear at a much higher level than yours. So whatever they get in return, they deserve. They also lose nothing

    I second this.
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    Post by TehInfamousAmos Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:23 pm

    Meh - idk I generally leave peoples worlds if I see they are a PVE'er not a ganker or a duelist - after adding to their humiliation by parrying and then BSC'ing out of there. But it doesnt make them lose souls - although in the forest anyone I invade will die.
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    Post by sonofartorias Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:22 am

    ya your right andy all the way you might not know what im talking about but his stuff with jerry lawler still makes me laugh
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    Post by sonofartorias Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:23 am

    did kind of feel bad about the pendant thing
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    Post by sonofartorias Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:24 am

    Just heard a good one from my dad he was in the forest and got invaded he hid under the first door when the guy started looking for him he kicked into the abyss then messaged him "THIS IS SPARTA"
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    Post by Sunbro4evar Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:37 pm

    sonofartorias wrote:Just heard a good one from my dad he was in the forest and got invaded he hid under the first door when the guy started looking for him he kicked into the abyss then messaged him "THIS IS SPARTA"
    You have a dad that plays DkS too?!?!? IMPOSSIBRU!!!!

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