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The problem was I hated having to fight people all the damn time.How stupid must you be to keep attacking someone stronger than you? I went easy on the dumba**es and they never got it. You might ask why,answer is so that I never actually got in trouble for fighting. It would have looked bad had I left them bleeding on the floor.I'm not a fan of mindless violence and they were some pretty pointless fights.

I see the same types around all the time,little cowards who think acting all tough and being aggressive with their friends behind them somehow proves something.Idiots.

KrazykevS10 wrote:The problem was I hated having to fight people all the damn time.How stupid must you be to keep attacking someone stronger than you? I went easy on the dumba**es and they never got it. You might ask why,answer is so that I never actually got in trouble for fighting. It would have looked bad had I left them bleeding on the floor.I'm not a fan of mindless violence and they were some pretty pointless fights.

I see the same types around all the time,little cowards who think acting all tough and being aggressive with their friends behind them somehow proves something.Idiots.

People try to act like their **** hangs to the ground.

I knew people like that in high school.

Most of the time, the hard asses had a really bad home life. Horrible parents. Poor. Just a bad life in general and that's how the coped with it.

And marino, that could still be assault on a minor regardless of if you hit them or spanked them.

Shoulda just hit em. That's just me though.


Sometimes humiliating someone is 10x worse though.

I'm not too worried about getting in trouble for this . My Family has quite a good Reputation at the Police .

My Uncle for example prevented the r*pe of a Female Police Officer and now there are more Cameras installed around the Carnival .

But yeah, i went too far, i'm a terrible Person .

Marino. wrote:But yeah, i went too far, i'm a terrible Person .

 
Who said that? Kids gotta learn.

TooLeet wrote:

KrazykevS10 wrote:The problem was I hated having to fight people all the damn time.How stupid must you be to keep attacking someone stronger than you? I went easy on the dumba**es and they never got it. You might ask why,answer is so that I never actually got in trouble for fighting. It would have looked bad had I left them bleeding on the floor.I'm not a fan of mindless violence and they were some pretty pointless fights.

I see the same types around all the time,little cowards who think acting all tough and being aggressive with their friends behind them somehow proves something.Idiots.

People try to act like their **** hangs to the ground.

I knew people like that in high school.

Most of the time, the hard asses had a really bad home life. Horrible parents. Poor. Just a bad life in general and that's how the coped with it.

 I have a perfectly average p*nis and I'm okay with it. Seriously,I don't get how violence somehow makes you a badass. The last fight I remember in school saw a guy attack me from behind,trying to get as many hits in as he could before I turned around. I grabbed him and knee'ed him in the face a bunch of time and tackled him. Then he tried to get up and kick me in the face and get behind his friends. He's lucky he missed,if I had lost a tooth,I'd have beaten his nose into his brain and not stopped until he was twitching.

Sorry for the anger,little cowards like that disgust me.It's all I had to deal with and I am still so sick of it.It always took all of my self restraint to not just kill those idiots,they were the kind of people who would have called the cops if I broke bones.
There are a lot of wannabe gangsters around here,thinking threating old women with a penknife makes them cool,pretty sad thing for a ten year old to do.And all the robberies happen in the homes of old people who live alone,they come in groups and beat them senseless then grab what they can and run.

Nobody said it, but it makes me feel better about myself .

I'll se if i get arrested tommorow, so if i'm not back in around 24 Hours you may be able to follow the Trial of "The Spankinator"  

We find you guilty of the crime of making a local punk's bum red and making his friends laugh at him.It has left him deeply emotionally scarred and in constant fear of hands.

We sentence you to 2 years in prison and a fine of 100,000 dollars!
 

I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOLLAR  

But....but.....damn....he isn't a yank.

I have no further comments on this matter,I shall go hide in a corner.

KrazykevS10 wrote:

TooLeet wrote:

KrazykevS10 wrote:The problem was I hated having to fight people all the damn time.How stupid must you be to keep attacking someone stronger than you? I went easy on the dumba**es and they never got it. You might ask why,answer is so that I never actually got in trouble for fighting. It would have looked bad had I left them bleeding on the floor.I'm not a fan of mindless violence and they were some pretty pointless fights.

I see the same types around all the time,little cowards who think acting all tough and being aggressive with their friends behind them somehow proves something.Idiots.

People try to act like their **** hangs to the ground.

I knew people like that in high school.

Most of the time, the hard asses had a really bad home life. Horrible parents. Poor. Just a bad life in general and that's how the coped with it.

 I have a perfectly average p*nis and I'm okay with it. Seriously,I don't get how violence somehow makes you a badass. The last fight I remember in school saw a guy attack me from behind,trying to get as many hits in as he could before I turned around. I grabbed him and knee'ed him in the face a bunch of time and tackled him. Then he tried to get up and kick me in the face and get behind his friends. He's lucky he missed,if I had lost a tooth,I'd have beaten his nose into his brain and not stopped until he was twitching.

Sorry for the anger,little cowards like that disgust me.It's all I had to deal with and I am still so sick of it.It always took all of my self restraint to not just kill those idiots,they were the kind of people who would have called the cops if I broke bones.
There are a lot of wannabe gangsters around here,thinking threating old women with a penknife makes them cool,pretty sad thing for a ten year old to do.And all the robberies happen in the homes of old people who live alone,they come in groups and beat them senseless then grab what they can and run.

 
I wasn't literally talking about someone's **** size.

I was saying people like to walk around and put up a front like their **** don't stink but in reality they just hate themselves.

I was just displaying that I'm not an idiot who loves his genitals,not taking what you said to heart.People today have some pretty stupid values,they actually do care too much about stuff like that.

Anywho,I'm having a lot of trouble looking for a Battlefield clan on Xbox.So far the choices are clans full of people aged 10-15,strict mil-sims that take themselves too seriously,competitive tryhards or clans that advertise that they play Battlefield but in reality only play Black Ops 2 and Halo 4.
To put the statement into context,I'm looking for people to play BF3 as I miss playing it and it's no fun alone but all the nice players have moved on it seems.

Especially in the states.

It's disgusting. This whole place is a *** joke.

Marino. wrote:It's pretty common for us Carnies and Gypsies to stand up for others .

I know all about those guys .

When i was in School they tried to gang up on me after class, there were like 20 Guys and i only had an argument with one of them .
He would always try to run away from me (he was scared ****, i was pretty much twice as big as he was) so his Guys could jump into my back, the one thing that went through my Mind was that i can't fall down or i'm dead .

Anyway, i managed to catch that f*cker, broke his Nose and tore his T-Shirt while the other Guys would kick my *** and jump into my bag until a few Teacher came by and ended our Fight .

The next day we had this big Class Talk, we apologized to each other and got along well enough the following Years .

Yeah, Gankers  

I'm actually much shorter than most men, I'm 5"4', but I never have to fight in situations like that. I just glare, and explain why attacking me is not a good idea.

I'd guess its the way I carry myself, because I've never yet failed to intimidate my way out of a fight if given the chance, even against groups. (I focus on the leader. He's the only one that matters most of the time.)

I don't always get the chance, but thats why I spent 13 years doing jujitsu. I might not win, but at least one of them is leaving in an ambulance.

Unfortunately I'm not a very intimidating looking person, I've won nearly every fight I've ever been in.  But I'm a fat funny looking guy, so whenever people even told stories about me beating people up, nobody believed it.  They'd start a fight with me to prove the rumor wrong, then I'd punch them in the throat and then pick them up and toss them knocking them out.  Next guy hears about it, "Fatass Max beat somebody up?  Pffttt."  It was a horrible endless cycle that I always hated, because I hate fighting.  But I'm a very paranoid person with anger problems, so to me a fight is always kill or be killed.  So I always tried to kill my attacker before the fights would get broken up, I'd probably be in jail if no one had ever broken up a fight I'd been in, because I would have killed the other person.

I go beserk if actually in a fight. Think the hulk, minus the superpowers. (or that crazy evil demon thing inuyasha does, if thats a better reference for you.)

I don't even get to remember them. I just get told stories later.

The most recent version is "I don't know who that was, but it was not my brother, and I never want to see him again," in reference to me in a fight with an abusive boyfriend of my mothers.

I put some work into the intimidating posture, specifically to be able to avoid fights unless absolutely necessary, because someone is going to get hurt should I get that far. I don't stop untill I'm physically incapable of continuing, so its really either me or them.

I can reign it in once I've obviously won though, and I'm rarely in public without a friend near by who knows how to hold me should I get out of hand.

That's pretty scary, Pirate . I find it admirable that you try to avoid fights .

I'm considering to really learn how to defend myself .
I'm 1,75 Meters tall and weigh around 100 KG, i think Boxing would be a good choice .

What do you weigh ?

Boxing would help, or even kick boxing.

I kick boxed for years and i have yet to get beat up (i've been jumped though) but there was nothing i could do about that. They were cowards and couldn't take me 1 on 1 so they all had to jump me.

Well I don't want to injure sombody, and I really don't want to go to jail for injuring sombody, so its my best option.

Its actually a result of PTSD. Got in a fight in second grade, with a fifth grader (he was picking a fight with a friend,) who choked me out (like my vision was going black.) Since then, whenever I feel threatend, I go balistic. (dude got knocked out cold by a flying donkey punch from a girl further back on the bus. Pretty funny, looking back.)


Anyways, I'm 190 (86kg). Mostly muscle, though I could stand to lose 20 pounds. (working on it, problem is I like food.)

Its not defined muscle though. I just look, for lack of a better term, solid. Its tough to tell its muscle unless you see me flex.



Problem with boxing is it doesn't defend your legs. A few solid kicks to the side of your thigh and you won't be able to get around anymore. Not really an issue with untrained fighters though. I'd go kick boxing, honestly.

As I said, I do jujitsu. Its great in that it can be used right away (unlike some of the striking martial arts, like karate, that can take years to be useful in a fight) but it doesn't have any strikes, so in a street fight I have to be wiling and capable of taking a few hits while I try to get ahold of something.

Yeah kick boxing and jujitsu would be your best bet.

Jujitsu would give you more variety. But it is possible in a street fight to completely forget anything about your fight training and completely freak out and swing haymakers and get knocked the *** out (i've seen it happen.)

Then they haven't been training seriously enough. It should be instinct, and one should be doing live sparring to be used to using it in an actual combat situation.

****, Pirate . That's awful .

I lift a lot, I push 70 KG and i manage 25-30 KG with my biceps, I have a pretty strong upper Body but everything under my Chest is pretty much untrained .
Atm i do around 40 Extreme Sit Ups every Night .

Kick Boxing does sound good .

Push? as in bench press? I can do (according to the converter) 117 kg. (260 pounds)

Legs (as much as I hate working them) are important though.

I don't fight people, I hate using violence to end conflict. It's only happened once and it didn't end well for any one involved. 

So apparently my PS3 controller can't be fixed, so I'm going to have to by a new one. I'm leaping with joy.

Yeah, i meant Bench Press .