WaffleGuy wrote:I even agreed to 'duel' him fair and square, to which he was waiting for me for a solid hour and a half. I just kept playing the game and was saying I couldn't see his sign. Serves him right I guess.
I invaded a 3-man gank squad in the kiln one time and I think it was one of those where I did a bunch of damage, but couldn't kill anyone and ended up going from 100% HP to dead in like 2 seconds... GG!!!! I'm pretty hot after this, but just after I start to recollect myself and prepare for the next invasion I get a message from the host. The host in poor, barely understandable English informs me that he noticed I have "Logan's" and he didn't get it -- so he needs "Logan's". I was assuming catalyst -- I had the swag hat too, but he had the elf ears, so... I can't remember exactly what I wrote, but I basically said 'cool story, bro'. I was extremely sarcastic and it would have been fairly obvious (to anyone close to fluent in English at least) that I had no interest in helping him. I go back to invading and forget the whole thing...
A while later I invade the guy again. He still has two phantoms and I die again. He writes back more of the same. He needs Logan's; like not only do I care, but I'm just going to give him something for camping with two phantoms and basically just being a waste of people's time. Ya know... as a thank you. :roll: No please or even asking... just telling me "I need Logan's" and he tells me to invade again. Again, he obviously had not mastered the English language, but please is one of the first words you learn in any new language. It was at this point I decided to troll him, or more accurately let him troll himself. I said ok just so he'd be stuck waiting. LOL
I go back to invading and forget the whole thing...
A while later I invade he's on the platform at the start waiting for me. This time he has no phantoms and he's spamming
while I'm thinking
. I ran around and eventually BC'd out. Well, the jig is up... and I finally can get back to my invasions. I get a message, Ha! This outta be good. I expect him to cuss me out for trolling him and prepare to LOL at his hypocritical outrage that he brought upon himself. Nope, 'stay next time so you can give me Logan's'. This should be even funnier, but my state of shock dulls my amusement. Oh, btw at some point I actually check out of curiosity to see if I even have a second "Logan's" -- I do not.
I go back to invading and forget the whole thing...
A while later, you guessed it, I invade him again... he's all super excited again and wants to go up to the hills (to drop 1 item... IDK
) I forget what I did, but eventually I BC out, not wanting to attack in equal parts because I actually feel a little bad at this point and because I still don't want to ruin it.
I don't know, really. I was extremely amused and dumbfounded at the same time. He sent me another message, apparently
still not getting it. Oh, boy... I didn't invade him anymore and I assume he got the idea because he quit sending me messages.
PS -- I made sure to pick up an extra set of Logan's gear on my next playthrough!