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    Funniest thing you've ever done while playing Dark Souls

    Post by twigsterxd on Wed May 15, 2013 11:16 am

    This is hilarious so I had to share it.
    I made a toon with Dark Wraith armour and weapon. I went down to new londo to kill 4 kings. Just as I emptied the water, I was invaded in seconds. I went into the pool area, killed the DW and just stood there. Saw invader,(still not moving), he walked right by me thinking I was an mob. He's running around all over the place trying to find me but I stayed in that spot. He didn't see the DW I killed cause it was hidden by the water.
    About 15 mins later I got a "where r u" message. Remembering Demon Souls invading glitch I replied with, "Back in FL". The guy left so I continued on my game. 5 mins later he shows up again. I hid in another water spot where he didn't passed me a few times. He gets frustrated, messages me calling me a hacker then leaves.
    3rd time he shows up, I watch him come at me, I get ready to fight but he goes past me again. Soon as he gets near me again, I spook him by attacking and killing him lol. He wasn't happy after that LOL
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    Re: Funniest thing you've ever done while playing Dark Souls

    Post by ninjashifty on Wed May 15, 2013 12:03 pm

    well done.
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    Re: Funniest thing you've ever done while playing Dark Souls

    Post by ResIsBestStat on Wed May 15, 2013 3:59 pm

    Funniest part was when I killed a backstabber who backstabbed me while bowing, it was fun to firestorm him out of the forest.
    I however found the recent video of the guy above me funnier

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    Post by Animaaal on Wed May 15, 2013 4:05 pm

    One of the funniest things I've seen (haven't done) is one of iGBx's vids where he's dressed as a channeler in the parish (trident and all), and summons Solaire and Lautrec to kill the invaders...still gives me lols to this day.
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    Re: Funniest thing you've ever done while playing Dark Souls

    Post by LunarFog on Wed May 15, 2013 4:15 pm

    Lmao. Nice one OP.


    I used to invade people in Undead Parish with a greatshield held in both hands. I'd wait for them to go into the wallway with Lautrec, or the room with the dead end, and then I'd stand in the doorway and trap them there until they disconnect.

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    Re: Funniest thing you've ever done while playing Dark Souls

    Post by AnCapaillMor on Wed May 15, 2013 4:27 pm

    The one and only time i pulled off the raviolli step in pvp, oollacille town, a guy ambushed me just by the step where the first enemy hides and did the charging pike attack i pulled off the raviolli sidestepping him and he charged over the edge.


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    Re: Funniest thing you've ever done while playing Dark Souls

    Post by WaffleGuy on Wed May 15, 2013 4:38 pm

    I once got invaded by a guy two times in a row. We was wearing full Giants and didn't take damage. So yeah, one annoying hacker. It was at the bridge by the red Drake. So the second time I was already waiting to make a dash to the Sunlight Altar.

    I basically kept walking back and forth to activate the Drake's breath attack. I counted until 30 and then I lost track. I was laughing pretty hard, not caring if I would die after this. But the guy disconnected after a while. Serves him right. He even sent me messages about how much of a coward I was, and that I was dumb. I kindly explained him that it was a smart move and that the guy himself was being a coward. Then I got some more rant and I was enjoying the hell out of it. I even agreed to 'duel' him fair and square, to which he was waiting for me for a solid hour and a half. I just kept playing the game and was saying I couldn't see his sign. Serves him right I guess. silly


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    Re: Funniest thing you've ever done while playing Dark Souls

    Post by Jester's Tears on Wed May 15, 2013 7:42 pm

    Running around whip a 10+ Divine Whip, wearing a Dress and a Sack.
    Whipping Full Havel + Ultra Greatsword users to death.


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    Re: Funniest thing you've ever done while playing Dark Souls

    Post by PaPaSmVrf on Fri May 17, 2013 1:51 am

    I was once invaded by someone who i can only guess was roleplaying a madman. Wearing only a loincloth, sack, and using smoughs hammer, he sprinted at me after using power within and oneshot me. he then proceeded to attempt the use of estus (which makes the character look like their screaming) then jumped off the cliff we were next to. after messaging him why he committed suicide, he replied with "the voices, they tell me to..." I love the DkS community lol.


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    Re: Funniest thing you've ever done while playing Dark Souls

    Post by Hugh_G_Johnson on Fri May 17, 2013 1:07 pm

    WaffleGuy wrote:I even agreed to 'duel' him fair and square, to which he was waiting for me for a solid hour and a half. I just kept playing the game and was saying I couldn't see his sign. Serves him right I guess. silly

    lol!

    I invaded a 3-man gank squad in the kiln one time and I think it was one of those where I did a bunch of damage, but couldn't kill anyone and ended up going from 100% HP to dead in like 2 seconds... GG!!!! I'm pretty hot after this, but just after I start to recollect myself and prepare for the next invasion I get a message from the host. The host in poor, barely understandable English informs me that he noticed I have "Logan's" and he didn't get it -- so he needs "Logan's". I was assuming catalyst -- I had the swag hat too, but he had the elf ears, so... I can't remember exactly what I wrote, but I basically said 'cool story, bro'. I was extremely sarcastic and it would have been fairly obvious (to anyone close to fluent in English at least) that I had no interest in helping him. I go back to invading and forget the whole thing...

    A while later I invade the guy again. He still has two phantoms and I die again. He writes back more of the same. He needs Logan's; like not only do I care, but I'm just going to give him something for camping with two phantoms and basically just being a waste of people's time. Ya know... as a thank you. :roll: No please or even asking... just telling me "I need Logan's" and he tells me to invade again. Again, he obviously had not mastered the English language, but please is one of the first words you learn in any new language. It was at this point I decided to troll him, or more accurately let him troll himself. I said ok just so he'd be stuck waiting. LOL silly I go back to invading and forget the whole thing...

    A while later I invade he's on the platform at the start waiting for me. This time he has no phantoms and he's spamming Praise the Sun while I'm thinking Look Skyward. I ran around and eventually BC'd out. Well, the jig is up... and I finally can get back to my invasions. I get a message, Ha! This outta be good. I expect him to cuss me out for trolling him and prepare to LOL at his hypocritical outrage that he brought upon himself. Nope, 'stay next time so you can give me Logan's'. This should be even funnier, but my state of shock dulls my amusement. Oh, btw at some point I actually check out of curiosity to see if I even have a second "Logan's" -- I do not. lol! I go back to invading and forget the whole thing...

    A while later, you guessed it, I invade him again... he's all super excited again and wants to go up to the hills (to drop 1 item... IDK :confused: ) I forget what I did, but eventually I BC out, not wanting to attack in equal parts because I actually feel a little bad at this point and because I still don't want to ruin it. silly I don't know, really. I was extremely amused and dumbfounded at the same time. He sent me another message, apparently still not getting it. Oh, boy... I didn't invade him anymore and I assume he got the idea because he quit sending me messages.

    PS -- I made sure to pick up an extra set of Logan's gear on my next playthrough! silly


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    Re: Funniest thing you've ever done while playing Dark Souls

    Post by barrywilkins on Fri May 17, 2013 6:42 pm

    I murder everything in the Burg but the merchant, take off all of my clothing except for a Dark Mask or and proceed to act like I'm just taking a stroll through town. I claim the watch tower as my house and spend most of my time working out by punching the wood. Sometimes I go socialize with the Merchant and throw some llyods off of the firebombers tower just to see them go poooof. Sometimes, some boxxes get in my way as im walking to the Merchant and have to ask a friendly Darkwraith for help moving them. Some are nice and help me out. Others...ow.
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    Post by Hugh_G_Johnson on Fri May 17, 2013 7:22 pm

    What happened to killface, barry? sad

    edit: I considered that to be one my biggest rivals for best avatar!


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    Post by barrywilkins on Fri May 17, 2013 7:35 pm

    What happened to killface, barry? sad

    edit: I considered that to be one my biggest rivals for best avatar!
    I felt as though it was time for a change. Dunno why. Since you brought it up though, lovin the Alucard!
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    Re: Funniest thing you've ever done while playing Dark Souls

    Post by Hugh_G_Johnson on Fri May 17, 2013 7:37 pm

    Proper Bow Thank you, sir. Not like that one isn't cool, also but against Killface...


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    Re: Funniest thing you've ever done while playing Dark Souls

    Post by Animaaal on Fri May 17, 2013 7:44 pm

    So this one time my bud asked me to help him build up a toon. I say okay and hop on my sl 35 500+ multiplayer victory toon, and do the usual i.e. buy and give 99 blossoms, 99 shards, 99 twinkies, etcetcetc. (Have never bb glitched, never will, so not like that, but I did give him some cool stuff too).

    So we're talking on the phone in New Londo for like an hour maybe hour and a half. We get carried away shooting the breeze and I see an invasion warning appear. Now there is literally 100's of items on the ground, some of it really great stuff, and I have no idea whats what right? lol.

    Well, his toon sucked, he just leveled up vit to catch me and would offer no help at all...then there he was...
    ... a Darkmoon Blade... The Eye The Eye

    ...Well for those of you that know me, know I like mages and a certain spell called Strong Magic Shield...just so happens this was my main "anti-mage mage build" or whatever.

    He sees me, points, already has Pursuers on, uses his DMB on his WP, and grasses....I use SMS. This is right by the dude laying on the ground before the merchant.

    He comes charging spamming r1. He immediately stops, rolls frantically, and ends up falling off the edge from me spamming combustions. He was like :affraid: and me and my bud were like lol!

    I liked SMS before that night, quite a lot actually, but that was the night I fell in :heart:
    And so began my quest for magical knowledge. happy

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    Post by Yarxov on Fri May 17, 2013 9:17 pm

    Welp, I recently got the PTDE PC edition (Note: Controls are HORRIBLE)not wanting to be bored I turn off HUD and spend half an hour configuring the Keys, I got through the intro, run around Firelink grabbing gear, go down to the Ruins and am about to get the Dragon equipment when I remember I need the Ring of sacrifice, I go back up, practice parrying in this new horrid scheme grab the ring and take the lift down. I equip the ring, then jump off the ledge to skip the short bothersome staircase...and die. From a 10 foot or less drop. After bringing several characters to their height (pun intended)and slaying countless hosts and invaders, I am vanquished right out of the gate as a returning player...by gravity...


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    Post by KrazykevS10 on Sat May 18, 2013 12:46 am

    I invaded in the forest to find a guy trying to summon his ganker buddy,he hadn't killed the NPCs yet so I hatched an evil scheme. I ran at him,he put his shield up and started backing up so I kept pushing him up the hill towards my NPC friends.Upon seeing that he had aggro'd the sorcerer and cleric,he ran back down to the stairs.I followed him down with the Forest Hunters in tow,we had trapped him in a corner.I spammed force over and over to keep him stunned in the corner while the cleric slowly beat him to death.

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    Post by Latitoast on Sat May 18, 2013 12:49 am

    One time I was PvPing in the Forest on a Black Knight build.

    A guy is backed up in the little corner people use to kill the Knights easily, and he tried to cast Wrath to push me off.

    But at that moment, my favorite Forest Hunter ever jumped off the little cliff, fell to his death, but in the same moment stunning the guy before he finished the casting, and my Greataxe of glory crushed him.


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    Re: Funniest thing you've ever done while playing Dark Souls

    Post by WaffleGuy on Sat May 18, 2013 8:22 am

    Hugh_G_Johnson wrote:
    WaffleGuy wrote:I even agreed to 'duel' him fair and square, to which he was waiting for me for a solid hour and a half. I just kept playing the game and was saying I couldn't see his sign. Serves him right I guess. silly

    lol!

    I invaded a 3-man gank squad in the kiln one time and I think it was one of those where I did a bunch of damage, but couldn't kill anyone and ended up going from 100% HP to dead in like 2 seconds... GG!!!! I'm pretty hot after this, but just after I start to recollect myself and prepare for the next invasion I get a message from the host. The host in poor, barely understandable English informs me that he noticed I have "Logan's" and he didn't get it -- so he needs "Logan's". I was assuming catalyst -- I had the swag hat too, but he had the elf ears, so... I can't remember exactly what I wrote, but I basically said 'cool story, bro'. I was extremely sarcastic and it would have been fairly obvious (to anyone close to fluent in English at least) that I had no interest in helping him. I go back to invading and forget the whole thing...

    A while later I invade the guy again. He still has two phantoms and I die again. He writes back more of the same. He needs Logan's; like not only do I care, but I'm just going to give him something for camping with two phantoms and basically just being a waste of people's time. Ya know... as a thank you. :roll: No please or even asking... just telling me "I need Logan's" and he tells me to invade again. Again, he obviously had not mastered the English language, but please is one of the first words you learn in any new language. It was at this point I decided to troll him, or more accurately let him troll himself. I said ok just so he'd be stuck waiting. LOL silly I go back to invading and forget the whole thing...

    A while later I invade he's on the platform at the start waiting for me. This time he has no phantoms and he's spamming Praise the Sun while I'm thinking Look Skyward. I ran around and eventually BC'd out. Well, the jig is up... and I finally can get back to my invasions. I get a message, Ha! This outta be good. I expect him to cuss me out for trolling him and prepare to LOL at his hypocritical outrage that he brought upon himself. Nope, 'stay next time so you can give me Logan's'. This should be even funnier, but my state of shock dulls my amusement. Oh, btw at some point I actually check out of curiosity to see if I even have a second "Logan's" -- I do not. lol! I go back to invading and forget the whole thing...

    A while later, you guessed it, I invade him again... he's all super excited again and wants to go up to the hills (to drop 1 item... IDK :confused: ) I forget what I did, but eventually I BC out, not wanting to attack in equal parts because I actually feel a little bad at this point and because I still don't want to ruin it. silly I don't know, really. I was extremely amused and dumbfounded at the same time. He sent me another message, apparently still not getting it. Oh, boy... I didn't invade him anymore and I assume he got the idea because he quit sending me messages.

    PS -- I made sure to pick up an extra set of Logan's gear on my next playthrough! silly

    Nice!
    Reminds me of one time I joined the Forest Hunters to get the Ring of Fog. It was on a sl 26 build (my mage, was still trying to level up). Usually I always use the Moonlight Horn, but I wanted to try the Moonlight Greatsword for once. I meet a pair of gankers and I only manage to kill one phantom. I was still so crappy at PVP, but I managed to hurt them to my surprise. The two others were ofcourse your typical Giants/Havels.

    Now, this host saw me use the Moonlight Greatsword. He didn't even ask for the sword, he DEMANDED it. He kept trying to argue how he needed it more, was better at handling it, etc. When I said he could get one of his own, he didn't even know how you could get it. He kept sending me messages demanding the sword and that I should invade him agian to drop it for him OR ELSE.
    (At this point I get really scared because I was home alone and you know how technology gets you across continents in a flash!!! JK)

    Oh, he also called me a hacker afterwards because he thought the special attack with the sword was a hacked spell. Better at using it, my a** Look Skyward


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    Re: Funniest thing you've ever done while playing Dark Souls

    Post by Maneater_Mildred on Sat May 18, 2013 8:58 am

    The few FC events that I have had a few too many..... :drunken:

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