by Wade_Wilson Tue May 15, 2012 3:12 pm
Here it is, my hilariously crappy attempt at a fanfiction. For the love of all things holy, do not read it.
"What the hell just happened?" That was Ronan's first thought as he came back into conciousness. He dragged himself off the hard wooden floor, clutching his head in pain. "Goddamn migraine" he muttered to himself. As he opened his eyes, his pain and frustration turned to confusion. "Where the hell... what is going on?" he whispered to himself. He appeared to be in some sort of library, but he was certain that he had been in bed, asleep. And his room was most certainly not a bloody library! He grimaced and rubbed his temples, the pain receeding. "Be logical," he thought to himself. "You're probably having a headache while you sleep and this dream is your brian rationalising the situation. Calm the f*ck down, Ronan." With the headache over, he could think more clearly. Yes, he was certain that this was a dream. A vivid one, but a dream nonetheless. He sighed deeply, and heard floorboards creak behind him He wheeled round in surprise....
And saw 6 brightly coloured ponies standing there, their mouths open in either awe, disgust or surprise. "Now I know it's definitely a dream" Ronan chuckled to himself. "It... it can talk?" said an orange coloured in a southern accent. This did not phase Ronan one bit. "Of course I can. If anything, I should surprised at you being able to speak. Love the tattoo by the way, really suits your mane." Be jerked at thumb at her flank which sported a bright apple mark.
The pony stared at him, then turned to a purple Unicorn who was at the head of the group. "Twiliy, I think he really thinks he's a dreamin'" "I know Applejack, let me talk to him." "Applejack? Weird name, but explains the tattoo" Ronan thought. The purple unicorn hesitated, then walked up to Ronan. "Look Mister... I don't know who you are, or even what you are, but this isn't a dream." "Riiiight, because in reality there are multi-coloured ponies who can talk. Yeah, this sure ain't a dream alrig- OW!" He shouted in pain as the purple pony stamped on his foot. He recoiled and started shaking his leg. "Why the f*uck did you do that for, you stupid bit-" "You can feel pain, therefore, you are not in a dream." the purple unicorn stated. The implications of this dawned upon Ronan. "No... it can't... there's got to be a rational explanation. I have to be dreaming. I have to be." Doubt chewed at his mind."It's impossible, ponies can't talk! But so is feeling pain in a dream.. NO! I WONT BELIEVE!" Stay where you are!" he screamed at the ponies as they moved closer. "Don't worry, we're here to help you! Just stay calm!" pleaded the purple pony. "No... stay where..." Ronan suddenly felt whoozy. "I'm think I am going to faint." he said, and then the darkness rushed up to meet him.
"Is he out?" asked Rarity. "Yeah, he fainted. Spike, make a bed for him." said Twilight. "What is he?" Spike asked. "I've never seen anything like that in one of those stupid books of yours." "Neither have I." What about you Fluttershy? "Sorry Twilight, I've never seen anything quite like him." The six ponies huddled closer around him. "Why did he just suddenly appear out of thin air?" Rainbow Dash asked. "I don't know" Twilight repeated with exasperation. "I'm going to send a letter to Celestia. She'll know what to do. In the meantime, we'll all stay here and watch him. If we don't know what he is, we sure don't know what he's capable of." "Can we throw him a part when he wakes up!" Pinkie Pie shouted. "We could get cake and balloons and punch and make him feel welcome here in Ponyvihmmmp!" "Careful! Ya'll don't want to go and wake him up now, do ya?" Applejack murmured while removing her hoof from Pinkie's mouth. She stared down at Ronan. "Twily, I don't think you've got much to worry about. He ain't got wings, he ain't got a horn - he don't even have hooves or fur. He'll not be a problem."
Opinions?
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Last edited by Wade_Wilson on Tue May 15, 2012 3:16 pm; edited 1 time in total
