The true use of the pendant.

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    The true use of the pendant.

    Post by Qawdz on Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:11 pm

    Hello everyone.
    What you are about to read may shock you. Please leave this page immediately if you have high blood pressure, any heart problems, or diarrhea. Now, I'm sure all of you have heard about the pendant, but none of you have found out what its true use it. After years of research here at NASA our team has figured out the true use of the pendant in the game: Dark Souls. I will now show you some of our speculations and research, so bear with me on this journey.

    If you have searched about the pendant in google, you have probably read this: “When it comes to the pendant, I actually had a little bit of an intention to play a prank,” Miyazaki said in an interview with IGN.
    -This is not true because Asian people do not play pranks.
    -He said "little bit of an intention to play a prank", meaning it is not entirely a prank.
    -This cannot be true because IGN edited the sound file which said the truth about the pendant's use.

    Just about two days ago, I got a call from Barrack Obama. He sounded very elegant and asked if I had figs at my house. Immediately I realized what he was telling me. He was talking about the pendant. I told him I had a fig in the form of a pendant, and that I would brush my teeth with it. Two years later I went to mexico and found a cookie in the desert. I then ran to Iran and killed twenty innocent people and returned home. When I booted up Dark Souls, a message popped up saying "The pendant is a lie". After reading this, I stabbed my right arm and the message vanished, being followed by an image of the Undead Merchant rubbing the air. After seeing this, I dropped the pendant from my inventory next to the merchant and what he was rubbing turned into a .. Someone please help me they are here, I have no where to run NO dhadfahasdfh.asd.fha.sdrphawerlwhaosrhaspoergaesporhgasdrpbhasefragr


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    Re: The true use of the pendant.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:22 pm

    At least this time the trolling is sort of humorous. Sort of.....


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    Re: The true use of the pendant.

    Post by User on Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:27 pm

    Humour? This is serious. We could make a breakthrough!

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