The title pretty much says it all; share your pick for the best,funniest, and derpiest NPC quotes. When this receives 30-50 picks (hopefully) I'll make a poll of the most popular ones.
My picks:
Best all around:
"But, use this, to summon one another as spirits, cross the gaps between the worlds, and engage in jolly co-operation!"
—Solaire of Astora,
Funniest:
I am Siegmeyer of Catarina, and you shall feel my wrath!
-Siegmeyer of Catarina
Derpiest:
Vee hee hee hee!
-Female Undead Merchat
My picks:
Best all around:
"But, use this, to summon one another as spirits, cross the gaps between the worlds, and engage in jolly co-operation!"
—Solaire of Astora,
Funniest:
I am Siegmeyer of Catarina, and you shall feel my wrath!
-Siegmeyer of Catarina
Derpiest:
Vee hee hee hee!
-Female Undead Merchat