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    Best/Funniest/Derpiest NPC Quotes

    Post by moaiguy42 on Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:02 am

    The title pretty much says it all; share your pick for the best,funniest, and derpiest NPC quotes. When this receives 30-50 picks (hopefully) I'll make a poll of the most popular ones.
    My picks:

    Best all around:
    "But, use this, to summon one another as spirits, cross the gaps between the worlds, and engage in jolly co-operation!"
    —Solaire of Astora,

    Funniest:
    I am Siegmeyer of Catarina, and you shall feel my wrath!
    -Siegmeyer of Catarina

    Derpiest:

    Vee hee hee hee!
    -Female Undead Merchat


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    Re: Best/Funniest/Derpiest NPC Quotes

    Post by Argetlam350 on Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:16 am

    Best Quote:

    "The dragons shall never be forgotten...
    We knights fought valiantly but for every one of them, we lost three score of our own.
    Exhiliration, pride, hatred, rage...
    The Dragons teased out our dearest emotions.
    ...Thou will understand one day.
    At thy twilight, old thoughts return, in great waves of nostalgia. :

    -Hawkeye Gough



    Funniest:

    "You really are fond of chatting with me, aren’t you? If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had feelings for me! Oh, no, dear me. Pretend you didn’t hear that! Hah hah hah! "

    -Solaire of Astora



    Derpiest:

    "Still closed... Still closed...Mmmmmmm."

    Siegmeyer of Catarina


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    Re: Best/Funniest/Derpiest NPC Quotes

    Post by moaiguy42 on Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:21 am

    I have a feeling most quotes will be from Siegmeyer/Solaire. tongue


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    Re: Best/Funniest/Derpiest NPC Quotes

    Post by PlasticandRage on Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:26 am

    YOU SPOONY BARD!


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    Re: Best/Funniest/Derpiest NPC Quotes

    Post by Carphil on Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:33 am

    Derpiest: Yulia! Yulia...


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    Re: Best/Funniest/Derpiest NPC Quotes

    Post by OrnsteinBro on Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:09 am

    Derpiest? Priscilla's description of the inhabitants of the painted world comes to mind.


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    Re: Best/Funniest/Derpiest NPC Quotes

    Post by RevolverSnake on Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:14 am

    I am free. Now I can get back to work…
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    Re: Best/Funniest/Derpiest NPC Quotes

    Post by TheAshenPhantom on Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:36 am

    Best-Artorias from cut dialog: Ah, Sif, there you are.. *Coughs* All of you forgive me. For I have availed you nothing.


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    Re: Best/Funniest/Derpiest NPC Quotes

    Post by Gambs_the_Grey on Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:51 am

    Aye simwae!
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    Re: Best/Funniest/Derpiest NPC Quotes

    Post by moaiguy42 on Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:56 pm

    Priscilla-

    "This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind"

    Yeah...sure.


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    Re: Best/Funniest/Derpiest NPC Quotes

    Post by Dark Spirit EliteBiker20 on Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:39 pm

    Funniest - "Not too shabby" from the guy at firelink after you kill him. Its actually more ironic, especially if you kill him with a riposte.

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    Re: Best/Funniest/Derpiest NPC Quotes

    Post by Onion Knight on Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:01 pm

    Anything that Oswald of Carim says , the guy just cracks me up with his awkwardness. You can just imagine your character staring blankly at him whilst he does his routine : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcCdqoo6gLc


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    Re: Best/Funniest/Derpiest NPC Quotes

    Post by callipygias on Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:37 pm

    Easily the funniest line in the game for me is from when you meet Sieglinde. The way the actress says, "... it wasn't terrible in there..." Cracks me up just thinking of it.


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