Hilarious quotes that never leave you

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    Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by cloudyeki on Wed May 23, 2012 1:14 pm

    "The duck quacks at midnight"

    "That hardly seems fair" "I said I was a gentleman, not a sportsman"

    "I think we broke Murphy's law"

    All from In Wily's Defense


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by Tolvo on Wed May 23, 2012 1:47 pm

    "Dimsdale!"
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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed May 23, 2012 1:59 pm

    "Hey Lama, how about something, you know, for the effort." Followed shortly by the one that really sticks with me
    "So I got that going for me."

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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by PlasticandRage on Wed May 23, 2012 2:07 pm

    "That's nothing to be proud of Russ."


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by Digitalyzed on Wed May 23, 2012 3:32 pm

    "I fart in your general direction"
    "We are now the knights who say "Icky Icky Icky Ftaaang Zoobotwfff". "Ni". "No we're not that anymore!"
    "We need...a SHRUBBERY"

    and finally: "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

    These are only the ones from Monty Python that get me, I have a hell of a lot more.


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by PlasticandRage on Wed May 23, 2012 3:34 pm

    Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by cloudyeki on Wed May 23, 2012 3:41 pm

    I'm being held aloft by no less then 4 air duct rats.


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed May 23, 2012 3:49 pm

    "THERE ARE THOSE WHO CALL ME.........tim?"

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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by KomradDakka on Wed May 23, 2012 3:53 pm

    THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS.


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by befowler on Wed May 23, 2012 4:39 pm

    "That's a penny you owe him."

    "The moose says you're closed, I say you're open."

    "Honey, you got reeeal ugly."

    "He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!"


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed May 23, 2012 4:48 pm

    You've made me recall one befowler.

    "Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."

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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by PlasticandRage on Wed May 23, 2012 5:35 pm

    befowler wrote:
    "The moose says you're closed, I say you're open."
    I can't vote anymore today, but you've got a +1 coming sir.

    "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I
    have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want
    him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane
    with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a
    big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I
    want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing,
    low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant,
    blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****, hopeless, heartless,
    fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of
    monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?"
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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Wed May 23, 2012 6:12 pm

    my dad is like, well glad thats over - clean up and come to tesco's your mum wants us to go shopping - I ask, how long were you watching, he replies in that movie guy voice - since the dawn of time! - that will just stick with me


    also me and my nephew back when I was 10 and he was 8, on top of hottub - 10 starjumps now soldier! Yessir! I do five and the lid of the hottub caves in xD


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Wed May 23, 2012 7:25 pm

    "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

    And "Who was that?"
    "I dunno. Must be the king."
    "Why?"
    "He dosen't have **** all over him."


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by Forum Pirate on Wed May 23, 2012 9:06 pm

    "If you think eve online is fun you are, provably, wrong"



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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by deadagain on Wed May 23, 2012 10:02 pm

    It looks like he was serial crushed by some huge freaking guy.


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by Quarik on Wed May 23, 2012 10:05 pm

    My sig, that is all.

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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by BoilerFan8472 on Wed May 23, 2012 10:09 pm

    "Have you found anything yet!"

    "No Sir"

    "No Sir"

    "We Haven't Found ****!!"

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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by cloudyeki on Wed May 23, 2012 10:21 pm

    I'm surrounded by ***holes!.... Keep firing ***holes!


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by KomradDakka on Wed May 23, 2012 10:39 pm

    ....one of the the "House of the Dead" arcade shooter games...you've probably seen/played it before

    anyways, theres this cutscene where this guy strolls out of an open sewer and says in the most chipper, happy-go-lucky tone, "My friends went inside! I told them not to go! wahhhhhhh!"

    then he proceeds to be made into a love toy for a tentacled sewer monster.


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by Quarik on Wed May 23, 2012 11:18 pm

    Are you sure that was House of the Dead? Are you really sure?


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by KomradDakka on Wed May 23, 2012 11:36 pm

    yeah, had to be 1 or 2. The voice acting in those games was laughably bad. yet ill still drop 50 cents in every time i see a house of the dead arcade stand.


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed May 23, 2012 11:54 pm

    "Thanks for the ride lady, thanks for the ride!"

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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by cloudyeki on Wed May 23, 2012 11:56 pm

    "Ok I Love You Bye Bye"

    I feel sorry for that dog >_>


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Thu May 24, 2012 12:07 am

    "Sir, who is your commanding officer?"

    "...I thought you were."


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