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    Post by Virulas on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:29 am

    exactly what it says, whats the funniest way you got a kill?

    Mine; When i backstabbed a hollow thief but because he was slightly higher up than me it looked like i rammed the sword straight through his arse. Talk about a way to go


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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by Elifia on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:44 am

    Does PvP count? I once got a kill because I scared an invading Darkmoon off, he kept backpedaling until he fell off a cliff. I sent him a message "Mind your step winking", he replied "it happens".

    Otherwise it must be this fight against a Black Knight, the halberd one in Darkroot Basin. I screwed up and fell off the cliff. He jumped after me.

    I'm starting to notice a pattern in what I consider funny kills...

    Nah, I got more. In Demon Ruins I tried to use a Leaping Attack at a Taurus Demon. But I was standing on a ledge, so I jumped right into his face, which activated the animation for plunge attacks (you know, the one where you cling to their face). Now I kill all Taurus Demons in that area that way.


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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by Virulas on Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:01 am

    nice to all the kills lol


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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by KrazykevS10 on Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:23 am

    Invaded a pair of gankers in the forest.I had them chase me all the way to the ladder and climbed down onto it.They both tried to follow me,glitched off the ladder while I was in the way and fell into the river below. happy


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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by Rynn on Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:46 am

    I had a host trying to gank in the forest: after I killed his phantom, another blue showed up and casted pursuers, the host just kept fighting me as the pursuers very slowly flew over and hit him in the face.
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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:51 am

    I'd have to go with my first PvP Kill.

    So when I was first playing I had little information about the game, I didn't use a wiki or anything. Someone did suggest I shoot the tail of the dragon fro the Drake Sword(Ah Nostalgia.) I was under the bridge firing when a message popped up, "Dark Spirit XXXXX has Invaded." I thought it was just flavor text letting me know there was a powerful enemy in the area. While I was shooting at the bottom I suddenly turned because I wanted a better position to fire from. Just as I got into third person and moved I saw a dark red man with a mask of the child running at me with a great scythe two handed. See, I stepped to the side to get a better shot just as he went for the BS so...

    I then watched him fall to his death.

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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by The Letter X on Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:59 am

    I was spawn ganked in the Forest next to the cliff. As soon as I was out of the spawning animation, the host backstabbed me. It took out all of my health except for a sliver of to my surprise. The host must have thought he killed me with it though, and performed the "Well, what is it?" gesture. Needless to say I just got up and kicked him off the cliff.


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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by Virulas on Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:15 pm

    The Letter X wrote:I was spawn ganked in the Forest next to the cliff. As soon as I was out of the spawning animation, the host backstabbed me. It took out all of my health except for a sliver of to my surprise. The host must have thought he killed me with it though, and performed the "Well, what is it?" gesture. Needless to say I just got up and kicked him off the cliff.
    thats what gankers deserve if you ask me a good ole "This IS SPARTA!" kick

    Tolvo wrote: Just as I got into third person and moved I saw a dark red man with a
    mask of the child running at me with a great scythe two handed. See, I
    stepped to the side to get a better shot just as he went for the BS
    so...

    I then watched him fall to his death.
    hahaha nice, i would have loved to see that


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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by MistahrFox on Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:39 pm

    I was in township one time invading and I got to a host with a phantom, host was using a Zwei and phantom was a caster. I led the 2 of them to the set of stairs that leads to the silver pendant and waited, the Zwei came charging at me and I imagined it was going to be a running atack, I casually stepped to the side and he dash atacked right into the bottomless pit. I shrugged at the phantom and he facepalmed


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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by Infighter on Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:45 pm

    Oh, how I love Elevator in Oolacile township


    You can get the hint


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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by MistahrFox on Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:48 pm

    Infighter wrote:Oh, how I love Elevator in Oolacile township


    You can get the hint
    some guy tried to ambush me in it waiting below with a firestorm ready. I took some steps back and kicked him out as he was BS fishing.


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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by Hugh_G_Johnson on Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:32 pm

    Virulas wrote:exactly what it says, whats the funniest way you got a kill?

    Mine; When i backstabbed a hollow thief but because he was slightly higher up than me it looked like i rammed the sword straight through his arse. Talk about a way to go

    Every time you BS a man-serpent, not only does it look like it's going someplace funny, but it looks very, very wrong coming out the other end, too...



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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:34 pm

    Poor Gwyn and his Knights. They'll never have children again after how many times I've parried them.
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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by Mr. Tart on Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:08 pm

    I was fighting against a guy in Oolacile Township. While i don't remember the details, i know that i went down the first elevator with him, fighting on the elevator. I then activated it to go up again. It felt pretty epic as we fought in the elevator. Anyhow, once we got up i decided to go with a lame tactic, so i activated the elevator to make him fall, but just as i rolled out of it, he backstabbed me, so that he made it off the elevator as well. As he pulled his sword out of my back and kicked me on the floor, his character took one step back.

    That one step...

    I've never laughed so hard. I survived with exactly 5 HP too. cheers


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    Post by EeAyEss on Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:38 pm

    This has to do with me dying. I invaded in the township, and saw that the elevator was down. So I go down, and I get confused as to which side of the elevator I should face as to where the platform is for landing. So, I end up facing the wrong way, and I get shot off the platform by a DSGB arrow. Brilliant.

    This other time, I was fighting this DW who walked down near a ledge in the township. He was on low health, as was I, so we were desperate. In that one area where that first oolacile guy is, the DW was preparing a fire tempest near the ledge. I freak out and pull out my bow, and fire off a shot. The arrow kills him by hitting him in the had. He does the spin thing, then his body falls off the ledge. So epic.


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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by psychichobo on Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:06 pm

    Was fighting some guy in the Depths who kept retreating to lure me and my host towards the basilisks. He rolled around annoying evading most pf the host's attacks, had a ninja ring I think.

    I calmly locked off him, pulled out a lightning spear and aimed it at the watery floor. Judging by the mail, he wasn't happy.
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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by Virulas on Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:18 pm

    you got hatemail!?! man i cant get hatemail to save my life


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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by WandererReece on Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:06 am

    I invaded some guy in the Painted World. I saw him fighting the blobs, so I waited at the first door and watched him from a distance, because I'm nice like that.

    The host saw me, faced me, and waved. Then he got hit in the back by a blob and died. I waved back.lol! You can't see something like that when you don't play nice.


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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by Djem on Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:37 pm

    I joined a PvP match with pep_pock who was streaming it on twitch. He was doing 2 vs. 1 matches, with the single person being himself. So it was me and another guy against Pep. I was on my Sunbro build, and I had the Sunlight Spear miracle.

    My ally went ahead to fight pep, they sparred a little bit, I stood back, started casting my mighty Sunlight Spear, and BAM!

    My spear hits my ally right in the face, and he dies. Then pep proceeds to beat the **** out of me and kill me.
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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by GenericUsername on Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:48 pm

    I was in the Kiln and I got invaded right when I got to the solaire summon area. The invader was in the Dusk set and was ninja flipping so just for giggles I pulled out my gough's GB and got ready as I saw the invader flipping down the stairs. I waited a second and loosed one single arrow straight into their face. It was a one shot kill oh it felt so good. I thought it was funny anyway.
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    Post by Quarik on Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:19 pm

    Invading in the forest and spawn into a gank. After kiting them for a while I kill the phantom and push the host to the cliff by the stairs to bonfire and he starts to heal. I try to kick him but I was using Furysword, so I just ineffectively swing at him. I'm flabbergasted and just sit there with my jaw hanging, but he takes the initiative and rolls to dodge my swing... right off of the cliff.


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    Post by Flankydizzle on Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:44 am

    Invade at the spawn point in Queelag's Domain, as i'm spawning I see the host running down and clearly trying to just run straight past me before I fully spawn and just outrun me to the boss fog. I calmly hit RB one time just as he is running past me and 1-shot him with WotG which sends him flying a long way down the tunnel with all the momentum he had built up. Then I stayed in the same spot I spawned until I disappeared.
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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by Hugh_G_Johnson on Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:59 pm

    I have a few funny ones. Here's two from the PVP tales thread:
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    Hugh_G_Johnson wrote:Spawned in the painting world as a SOV on top of the stairs where the RSS is. I made my way down and noticed the dragon was gone, so I proceeded forward. The door to Priscilla was still closed, so I went back towards the bonfire area and I spotted what looked like a Dusk cosplay or close to it with pursuers cast and waiting looking the other way. I thought about casting SMS, but decided just to cease the initiative and fired a CSS and then I... well, nothing -- she died! Must have had the Dusk Crown Ring on too. Shrug

    In the forest as a scythe wielding mage against... two scythe wielding mages. I wasn't able to isolate either of them or prevent them from healing and they chased me across the bridge and to the mushroom parents. I got a heal in and we went back and forth doing damage and healing, circiling around and in between the mushrooms to keep them on their toes... nobody able to finish anyone off. Like pacman, whoever just healed is on the attack; of course, they don't have to be quite as defensive. I managed to separate from the host a little and was back-peddling with the phantom chasing(I had to dodge a few attacks and was trying to regain stamina). I see on the edge of my screen part of a number (damn, they're killing off my only allies). To be honest, it has the feeling of delaying the inevitable at this point. I take another step back and see the whole number -- it's over a thousand! I notice the Mushroom parent just landed one of his notorious right hooks. I go in to shamelessly finish my fungal friend's work, but no need... a true one-hit knockout. Well done, sir! Bow ... but wtf took you so long? Well What is it

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    In the painted world I spawn at the bridge and make my way through to the walkway between the bloated head room and the harpie tower. I hear footsteps, but no harpies... finally I see that he's dropped down to the area that leads to the painting guardian gear. I cast CSM, and chase after him, one or two fire off hitting him. I cast again, delaying me enough to avoid his anticipatory firestorm. He gets hit with the CSM, but makes it around a corner before I can finish him with a CSS. He runs and drops down again I ready the CSM, hoping to pick him off with magic anticipating a trap... unfortunately he casts firestorm waaayyy to early again and runs for the ladder. At first it looks like he's going to make a stand, but he turns and runs and another CSS goes to waste. :cry: He climbs the ladder, he's climbing his little heart out trying to get away. I'm thinking maybe he knows something I don't -- he doesn't. I finally get a CSS to hit and it knocks him down and he dies. He made himself a perfect target for the one attack he knew I had! Thanks for the easy kill. Coffee!

    I back-tracked though the painted world from my spawn point, to find every enemy still alive and in place. Must be by the bon -- no, must be a bridge ganker and decided to stay put rather than -- no... oh... a fog ring hider. Ok, no prob. I find him tucked away in the furthest corner off the beaten path, right where I thought he'd be. Poor guy... I put him out of his misery quick. big grin Moral of the story: if you're going to hide make sure there's more than one possible place you could be hiding! Look Skyward

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    Re: funniest way you got a kill

    Post by Virulas on Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:28 am

    Funniest way i got a kill last night, was helping some people out in blighttown when my host gets invaded. She has a mic, is new to the game and has no clue what to do (and no it wasnt maneater mildred). I tell her to keep going, keep her shield up, and ill hang back a bit. I change from my Eagle Shield to my talisman and my miracles from heal to lightning spear. Well as we reach the poison swamp lo and behold theres the darkwraith, wearing pyromancers armor. I dont know how strong he is. My host noticed as well, and the DW notices the host but not me.

    Well he lures said host into the swamp and they are trading blows while i get into position for a falling attack. I hit the DW with it (2 handing my +7 claymore ) and deal roughly 360 damage to him, bringing him down to a sliver of health. The DW starts to run away from me ( i had told the host to get to the other bonfire ) and starts chasing her for a backstab. I throw my lightning spear and kill him.....still no hatemail even for that.


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