Quotes of the Day

"Sharp tongues and dull minds are often found in the same skull"

"You know, underneath this cold, serial killer-esque exterior, I'm actually a nice guy!" - Me in math class.

"..." Trainer Red in Pokemon Silver/Gold

Marino. wrote:"..." Trainer Red in Pokemon Silver/Gold

Truly a great man that can teach us all something

After snapping a thug's neck:

"Say hello to hot weather, you filthy f*ckin' scum!"
-Robert Forster, in Walking the Edge

Grand Admiral Thrawn of Star Wars

"But risk has always been an inescapable part of warfare."

"You served too long under Lord Vader, Captain. I Have no qualms about accepting a useful idea merely because it wasn't my own. My position and ego are not at stake here."

"Do you know the difference between an error and a mistake, Ensign? Anyone can make an error, Ensign. But that error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it."

"On no fewer than four occasions I told the Emperor that I would not waste his troops ans ships attacking an enemy which I was not yet prepared to defeat. The first time I refused he called me a traitor and gave my attack forces someone else. After its destruction, he knew better than to ignore my commendations."

"I am not the Lord Darth Vader--I do not spend my men recklessly. Nor do I take their deaths lightly."

"The insanity of men and aliens who have learned the hard way that they can't match me face-to-face. And so they attempt to use my own tactical skill and insight against me. They pretend to walk into my trap, gambling that I'll notice the subtletly of their movements and interpret that as genuine intent. And while I then congratulate myself on my perception they prepare their actual attack."

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"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part."

“Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.”

―
John Lennon

"Gonna have to stop by the patent office, cuz I'm gonna invent a whole new kind of pain for those ***-holes!"

"Does Anybody Remember Laughter?"
(Robert Plant)

This quote is from the movie Anchorman.

"Where do we go from the apogee?"
Dying for an Angel by Avantasia

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

Kisuke Urahara wrote:You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

Did...did you just create an account to post that quote with character?

Digitalyzed wrote:

Kisuke Urahara wrote:You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

Did...did you just create an account to post that quote with character?

Epic win.

''I'm nothing more than a person hiding behind a mask'' ~ Me

"…who overcomes
By force, hath overcome but half his foe."-Satan

From Paradise Lost.

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day." - Harry S. Truman

"Little girls should be seen but not heard." - my Grandfather

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain

I read The Virgin Suicides last week and wanted to share this (upon reading Cecilia Libson's diary):

"We became acquainted with starry skies the girls had
gazed at while camping years before, and the boredom of summers
traipsing from back yard to front to back again, and even a certain
indefinable smell that arose from toilets on rainy nights, which the
girls called "sewery." We knew what it felt like to see a boy with his
shirt off, and why it made Lux write the name Kevin in purple Magic
Marker all over her three-ring binder and even on her bras and panties,
and we understood her rage coming home one day to find that Mrs. Lisbon
had soaked her things in Clorox, bleaching all the "Kevins" out. We knew
the pain of winter wind rushing up your skirt, and the ache of keeping
your knees together in class, and how drab and infuriating it was to
jump rope while the boys played baseball. We could never understand why
the girls cared so much about being mature, or why they felt compelled
to compliment each other, but sometimes, after one of us had read a long
portion of the diary out loud, we had to fight back the urge to hug one
another or to tell each other how pretty we were.

We felt the imprisonment of being a girl, the way it made your mind active and
dreamy, and how you ended up knowing which colors went together. We knew
that the girls were our twins, that we all existed in space like animals
with identical skins, and that they knew everything about us though we
couldn't fathom them at all. We knew, finally, that the girls were
really women in disguise, that they understood love and even death, and
that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate
them."
― Jeffrey Eugenides, The Virgin Suicides

“You are the sky. Everything else – it’s just the weather.”

―
Pema Chödrön

I think all my favourite quotes are tagged on my tumblr... Hahah.

"BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!." - Hishe Youtube

"Inequality is merely a preception." - Bane.

"An Eye for an Eye leaves the whole world blind........ except for one man with one eye." Unknown

"If you have something to show the world. You have to clear away the rough."

-Me