Dark Souls Quip

Right I feel like some humour.

This thread is for people make funny remarks or quips about anything in DkS, Demons or related to either

By the way because I'm feeling so generous, the one I find the funniest after a few pages (or if the thread dies out) gets a nice thank you from me for entertaining me after a long day at work.

Do your worst

At times, I create a Chosen Undead that is pink when they are hollow, or blue at times, and I run at people with either a Gargoyle Axe or a Notched Whip.

Care to know which weapons go to which?

Yeah shoot

Some times, for the hell of it, I get a character that is armed with an Egg for a head, and get some cracked orbs in Izalith. I wear nothing but a Large Leather Shield and a Hollow Soldier's Wastecloth. When I successfully invade, I chase after them in the Lava beds, and I keep hitting them with my egg head, and keep rolling away at times when they try to hit me.

That was fun. I have a lot of times in which I did some stupid things for entertainment. When they try to hit me even once, I bring in the Dragon legs to bring the invaded a hard time. Makes my day swell as an annoying bug head. Also is fun to 'kick' em with my egg too.

:oops: Had to look up what is a quip lol. Still not clear what the exact definition of it is in this case. At first I though it just means joke or spoof or whatever, but then saw Cook's post. Now is it a prank or way to troll people? Or is it both? :oops: Or just anything that is lustig?

Anything funny, not just specifically a quip just sounds like a good title

Just make a funny observation, joke, mocking of certain things. Anything just make it funny for me

The other day I was walking through the Duke's when I decided to have some fun, I ran around a corner near a set of stairs with a trident in hand and got close to a Channeller. As he started his dance I joined in and we both spun about, it was pretty glorious. I was then hit with an arrow and stomped by two crystal hollows who were buffed easily killing me.

I'm a moron.

Not sure what exactly you are looking for Serious, jokes, stories?

Anything, just something thats funny.

the most hilarious replies is what I'm looking for

Lol, good to see I'm not the only one who didn't know what you're looking for exactly

Anyway you know my jokes are likely to be cheesy.

I'll just tell you how I (t)roll in pvp. Sometimes. If I'm tired of all the much seriousness in pvp.

I sometimes dual wield 2 bonewheels and put on Armor of Thorns and DWGR. I invade in Kiln and immediatly start rolling around randomly in front of the (in most cases) bowing host. Often people seem to get confused and overwhelmed with the situation at first. Some just stand around or make small unconfident moves (they're probably just like "what an idiot"). Some make gestures and also are willing to play around a bit with me, those are the one's who have some humor. But a lot of people are just beeing totally unlustig and lame and go for pivot backstabs with their BKGA or try to WoG my butt as usual. If I recognize that, I eventually swich to a knife and try to go for pivot backstabs, or if they keep spamming WoG I just run and flip away to waste their time as much as I can.

Yeah.

Give me some time and I can think of a joke for you maybe...

I invaded one guy in the forest a few times in a row, after each one I got a message.

The first time I riposted him, he was using a dragonslayer spear.
"Don't ripost like a *****! Only kids with no skill riposte!"

The second time I killed him by using a shield to take hits then quickly hitting with a dagger and bleeding him out.
"Really? Shields? Do you know how to play?"

The third time I used a dragonslayer spear and his exact armor, I two handed it and just did a slugging fest, no dodge or anything and killed him.
"Vit stacking ****!"

^ Really Tolvo, how cheap can you get?

by the way even jokes mocking the post before you are game

I was also indicted every time, boy the Darkmoons aren't going to like me now.

Serious_Much wrote:by the way even jokes mocking the post before you are game

Alright! my job is done here. 8)

I posted this elsewhere but I once hid on an invader just outside the broken window in Anor Londo. I waited about twenty minutes of him searching before I got tired of it. At one point he ran right by the window without even looking. After he checked literally every place accessible via the lift I equipped hawk ring and feather arrows and started shooting in his general direction so he could track where I was. The best part was when he got up the steps near the two giants and FINALLY saw. He was cosplaying as a Black Knight so imagine a BK with the ax of course craning his head up. I pictured that, under the helmet, he was staring daggers at me.

i think the leather shield looks like a boob, just look at it and you'll see.

I once thought that a mustache was cool, but then I got a curl from it. Then I had to shave it from my face.

I kill the stray with a Lifehunt pivoting and slashing at him the whole time. I inflicted bleed on his posterior....in other words....I tore him a new a**hole

Acidic_Cook wrote:I once thought that a mustache was cool, but then I got a curl from it. Then I had to shave it from my face.

D{:

I must say, that was not very kind of you, Mr. Cook.

I just invaded a guy who had two sunbros with him. As I got near the two bros did,

The host dropped a prism stone and did,

I did,

I ran forwards and used force knocking them off the cliff,

^ LOL Very well done!!!

Also very good one below haha (that's right, I can look into the future...)

gave a guy in the burg who asked for a 0p weapon a chaos broken straight sword.

Sir Onion: 'Do you have a can opener about your person?'

Up until recently I always thought Shiva was a female because I always skipped anything he said, boy was I weirded out tonight when I bought a Shotel for Ragez in fight club.

LMAO