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    Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Serious_Much on Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:07 pm

    Right I feel like some humour.

    This thread is for people make funny remarks or quips about anything in DkS, Demons or related to either big grin

    By the way because I'm feeling so generous, the one I find the funniest after a few pages (or if the thread dies out) gets a nice thank you from me for entertaining me after a long day at work.

    Do your worst twisted lol!


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by User on Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:20 pm

    At times, I create a Chosen Undead that is pink when they are hollow, or blue at times, and I run at people with either a Gargoyle Axe or a Notched Whip.

    Care to know which weapons go to which?
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    Post by Serious_Much on Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:32 pm

    Yeah big grin shoot


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by User on Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:37 pm

    Some times, for the hell of it, I get a character that is armed with an Egg for a head, and get some cracked orbs in Izalith. I wear nothing but a Large Leather Shield and a Hollow Soldier's Wastecloth. When I successfully invade, I chase after them in the Lava beds, and I keep hitting them with my egg head, and keep rolling away at times when they try to hit me.

    That was fun. I have a lot of times in which I did some stupid things for entertainment. When they try to hit me even once, I bring in the Dragon legs to bring the invaded a hard time. Makes my day swell as an annoying bug head. Also is fun to 'kick' em with my egg too.
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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Darkson on Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:50 pm

    :oops: Had to look up what is a quip lol. Still not clear what the exact definition of it is in this case. At first I though it just means joke or spoof or whatever, but then saw Cook's post. Now is it a prank or way to troll people? Or is it both? :oops: Or just anything that is lustig?


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Serious_Much on Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:57 pm

    Anything funny, not just specifically a quip just sounds like a good title silly

    Just make a funny observation, joke, mocking of certain things. Anything just make it funny for me big grin


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Tolvo on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:14 pm

    The other day I was walking through the Duke's when I decided to have some fun, I ran around a corner near a set of stairs with a trident in hand and got close to a Channeller. As he started his dance I joined in and we both spun about, it was pretty glorious. I was then hit with an arrow and stomped by two crystal hollows who were buffed easily killing me.

    I'm a moron.

    Not sure what exactly you are looking for Serious, jokes, stories?
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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Serious_Much on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:16 pm

    Anything, just something thats funny.

    the most hilarious replies is what I'm looking for big grin


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    Post by Darkson on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:18 pm

    Lol, good to see I'm not the only one who didn't know what you're looking for exactly silly

    Anyway you know my jokes are likely to be cheesy.

    I'll just tell you how I (t)roll in pvp. Sometimes. If I'm tired of all the much seriousness in pvp.

    I sometimes dual wield 2 bonewheels and put on Armor of Thorns and DWGR. I invade in Kiln and immediatly start rolling around randomly in front of the (in most cases) bowing host. Often people seem to get confused and overwhelmed with the situation at first. Some just stand around or make small unconfident moves (they're probably just like "what an idiot"). Some make gestures and also are willing to play around a bit with me, those are the one's who have some humor. But a lot of people are just beeing totally unlustig and lame and go for pivot backstabs with their BKGA or try to WoG my butt as usual. If I recognize that, I eventually swich to a knife and try to go for pivot backstabs, or if they keep spamming WoG I just run and flip away to waste their time as much as I can.

    Yeah.

    Give me some time and I can think of a joke for you maybe...


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Tolvo on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:19 pm

    I invaded one guy in the forest a few times in a row, after each one I got a message.

    The first time I riposted him, he was using a dragonslayer spear.
    "Don't ripost like a *****! Only kids with no skill riposte!"

    The second time I killed him by using a shield to take hits then quickly hitting with a dagger and bleeding him out.
    "Really? Shields? Do you know how to play?"

    The third time I used a dragonslayer spear and his exact armor, I two handed it and just did a slugging fest, no dodge or anything and killed him.
    "Vit stacking ****!"

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    Post by Darkson on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:23 pm

    ^ Really Tolvo, how cheap can you get? silly


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Serious_Much on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:24 pm

    by the way even jokes mocking the post before you are game silly


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    Post by Tolvo on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:24 pm

    I was also indicted every time, boy the Darkmoons aren't going to like me now. 😢
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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Darkson on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:26 pm

    Serious_Much wrote:by the way even jokes mocking the post before you are game silly

    Alright! my job is done here. 8) silly


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by skarekrow13 on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:29 pm

    I posted this elsewhere but I once hid on an invader just outside the broken window in Anor Londo. I waited about twenty minutes of him searching before I got tired of it. At one point he ran right by the window without even looking. After he checked literally every place accessible via the lift I equipped hawk ring and feather arrows and started shooting in his general direction so he could track where I was. The best part was when he got up the steps near the two giants and FINALLY saw. He was cosplaying as a Black Knight so imagine a BK with the ax of course craning his head up. I pictured that, under the helmet, he was staring daggers at me.

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    Post by RANT on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:30 pm

    i think the leather shield looks like a boob, just look at it and you'll see.


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by User on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:30 pm

    I once thought that a mustache was cool, but then I got a curl from it. Then I had to shave it from my face.
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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by skarekrow13 on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:34 pm

    I kill the stray with a Lifehunt pivoting and slashing at him the whole time. I inflicted bleed on his posterior....in other words....I tore him a new a**hole

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    Post by Darkson on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:36 pm

    Acidic_Cook wrote:I once thought that a mustache was cool, but then I got a curl from it. Then I had to shave it from my face.

    D{:

    I must say, that was not very kind of you, Mr. Cook.


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    Post by Tolvo on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:38 pm

    I just invaded a guy who had two sunbros with him. As I got near the two bros did, Well What is it

    The host dropped a prism stone and did, Point Down

    I did, Look Skyward

    I ran forwards and used force knocking them off the cliff, Shrug
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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Darkson on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:40 pm

    ^ LOL Very well done!!!

    Also very good one below haha (that's right, I can look into the future...)


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    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard on Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:01 pm

    gave a guy in the burg who asked for a 0p weapon a chaos broken straight sword.


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    Post by SlakeMoth on Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:23 am

    Sir Onion: 'Do you have a can opener about your person?'
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    Post by Tolvo on Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:25 am

    Up until recently I always thought Shiva was a female because I always skipped anything he said, boy was I weirded out tonight when I bought a Shotel for Ragez in fight club.
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    Post by Darkson on Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:01 pm

    LMAO


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