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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Carphil on Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:14 pm

    I can eat whatever I want at anytime without being worried about getting fat, losing so much calories running up and down at Kiln stairs


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by RANT on Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:16 pm

    @darkson awesome!


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Serious_Much on Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:57 pm

    darkson, if only you actually made that yourself, shame eh? silly

    keep em coming people big grin


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Darkson on Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:36 pm

    What are you talking about? Are drawed this myself just for you! silly

    Now dumb jokes aside, unfortunately I could not find the creator. sad But wanted to share it. It's so awesome! I would eat this every day...

    Also, Carphil, as you might know I recently started to pvp at kiln, it's been hours now there and I soooo totally know what you're talking about. lol Damn stairs are annoying (but atmospheric)


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard on Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:07 pm

    just got invaded by a dmb in dukes on my way to light the last bonfire there... i used prostration and they black crystaled out, so nice! then a red shows up and we begin trading stuff and dancing then i get a note in japanese... in the end i start summoning phantoms for her to duel... got pretty weird.


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Reaperfan on Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:57 pm



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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Carphil on Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:03 am

    hahaha both hilarious!


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Darkson on Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:04 am

    Awesome people! lol

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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Spurgun on Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:26 pm

    i don’t know about you but i laughed at this

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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:28 pm

    ^ This won to me.
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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Serious_Much on Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:07 pm

    indeed it's great, but i still want you guys to keep going silly


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by User on Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:16 pm

    I still got a good amount of situations where I have my moments if... Enlightenment. Guess I can add more later.
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    Post by Scudman_Slayer on Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:21 pm

    me and the artoras ring

    *jumps in the abyss with the ring*

    *survives*

    *sees a giant demon comming after me*

    *rpelaces the ring for something else*

    *fall down and dies*

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    "i believe i can flyyyyy!"
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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by ARSP on Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:06 pm

    What was the first I defeated Ornstein and Smough and entered Gwynevere's Chamber I kept seeing messages that said things like "Amazing Chest ahead" it took over 40 minutes to realize what the messages really meant I do not consider myself naive well it looks I am though (yes i searched he chamber and the area around the place didn't find any chests did some low level souls items though) lol!


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by ARSP on Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:28 pm

    I have two more stories for you guys one day I got invaded in Anor Londo near the first bonfire there I stood in the court yard waiting for this guy we fought a little and I used for and knocked him towards the elevator and the minute he pulled out his parrying dagger I couldn't resist saying "THIS IS SPARTA and then I kicked him down the elevator but the elevator was high enough that he didn't die and I said "I guess this isn't sparta".

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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Darkson on Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:43 pm

    Don't get me wrong, the posts above me are funny, but why does it seem to me like everyone here who has Alvina as his/her avatar is unable to use punctuation characters?

    Or did Pagar (or how he's called) rejoin?

    No offence, it's just vey hard to read.


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:45 pm

    Moments ago I was just in the forest and decided to go out on a very very good note. I invaded in the forest only to spot two sunbros and a host, the host in the BK armor with a BKGA and Havel's Shield. So they charge after me and as I'm running away I switch my armor to the Elite Knight set and get out my G Halberd and Hornets ring. I BS the first bro, dead. The other waits behind me and I pivot Parry Riposte him, dead. The host runs away and finally I see their skill level. They start fat rolling as I walk casually behind them, I kick him and he flasks up thinking he takes damage, and starts flasking when I toxin him with Dung pies. Finally I decide enough is enough and Talisman him. I watch as he sits there trying to flask and keep pushing him, eventually pushing him off the cliff. Boy was that fun. So I decided to end on that for a little while rather than spawning in a world and dying as I'm surrounded by three MLGS haha.
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    Post by Yarxov on Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:19 pm

    I sometimes think of the following scenario..
    "So...Mr. Chosen Undead Is it? What do you do for a living?"
    "I....um...give demons prostate exams..."
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    Post by Carphil on Sun Mar 11, 2012 7:56 pm

    LMAO


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    Post by Darkson on Sun Mar 11, 2012 7:58 pm

    ABSOLUTELY STUNNING lol


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    Re: Dark Souls Quip

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:48 pm

    I just thought of this while posting on another thread.

    When Petrus was offing the maiden, do you think he did his evil laugh while melodically chanting "Die A Rhea, Die A Rhea, Die A Rhea!"

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    Post by ARSP on Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:17 am

    Was anyone a little creeped out when petrus who was crying over losing Reah says when you find out where she is he says "do with her what you will" the creeped me out I honestly thought he had gone hollow


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    Post by skarekrow13 on Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:35 am

    I believe he hoped she died and was pretending to care and then, when you tell him different he tries to convince you to silence her so he won't need to dirty his gauntlets. And yes, I found that creepy.


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