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    Post by djgq42 on Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:46 pm

    what were some of your favorite hate pm's or just plain strange messages you got from other players?

    i got one from a forrest ganker titiled "jasmin" and then he listed a bunch of spices. have no idea what it meant but it was certainly original.
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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by dominoboy on Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:50 pm

    He: "You ran like a *****"

    Me: "But won like a champ!"
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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by Serious_Much on Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:58 pm

    "Magic is for noobs"

    "Using buffs is cheap"

    there are countless amounts of them, but i usually receive them from douchebags who are flipping mask tanks.. yeah


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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by Uparkaam on Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:08 pm

    I haven't gotten any hate mail. Only mail I've gotten from another Dark Souls player was when someone asked me about the parrying capabilities of shotel and parrying dagger after a duel.


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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by Forum Pirate on Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:30 pm

    This was a griefer who knocked off 2/3 of my health in 1 hit with a +10 fire shotel. I won with a + 5 iaito.

    He : i can't believe you tried to block my shotel. What a noob.

    Me: Didn't i just kill you?


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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard on Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:08 pm

    them: Is it cause you suck?

    me: thats a little harsh, i showed up and it said disconnected from master of world...

    them: oh sorry are you the guy i tried to summon?!

    im figuring they got griefed mid summon in the burg.


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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by SATLOS on Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:51 pm

    I forget the exact message, but got one after killing a pretty noobish Havel-set wearing guy in Sen's. Figured the host was alone, but then got this message:

    I WAS THE PHANTOM. YOU INVADERS ARE A DISGRACE TO GAMING!!! SUCH A DISGRACE!! YOU DISRESPECT GAMING!!!

    YOU BETTER HOPE WE NEVER MEET IN REAL LIFE.

    Of course I egged him on a bit more, and his grammar and general mental state continued to deteriorate.

    I then sent him a PSN friend request and he continued to snap... Kids these days!
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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by Scudman_Slayer on Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:11 pm

    it wasn't really a hatemail but i got this when i owned a group of 3 farmers

    the host that was in human form
    "how the hell did you manage to kill us?!"

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    "skill and strategy you're not the first farmers i've meet"



    and after dealing with another group of farmers (different people this time)

    the host said

    "you really that noobish to use force to throw us down to the ground so you can go for the kill?"

    me

    "ummm i saw you bastards using WoG so yeah...i dont find using a harmless spell against a devastating one noobish if im the one who kicked your asses silly"

    the host said again

    "you're a noob who can't win without fighting normally go invade at forest you piece of crap"

    me

    "how am i gonna fight normally if there's 3 people trying to backstab me and WoG me to death? you are the noob because you're complaining that i kicked your sorry farmer asses"


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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by aceluby on Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:24 pm

    Got one last night...

    FAIL

    Then a friend request and some taunts to 'summon again noob'. It was one of those guys who made an account called 'xxx_The_Guilty', I've seen a bunch since becoming a DM this weekend w/ my fth char.


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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by ScottieDOESknow on Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:37 pm

    best hate mail I've seen was from a Japanese player, it simply said

    "Fuk Fuk"


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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by Liff Daddy on Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:43 pm

    If I get hatemail I reply with "lol"

    Hatemail is sad.


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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by Midgar on Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:45 pm

    I had a guy write me a poem once about my PSN name, it was pretty hilarious but I lost it sad, I don't get nearly as much hate mail as I did in demon souls sadly.


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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by Carphil on Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:51 pm

    People hatemail me with languages I can't speak like spanish or japanese. Its very interesting to know that some people just ignore the main world language


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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by exandroide on Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:31 pm

    no hatemail yet, but i got my very first AND second rage quitters yesterday. first was on the dragon bridge where i foolishly bowed first. the host R2'd his MGS at me, and i somehow rolled through it and landed a BS. he quit before he hit the ground.

    second was in the Kiln, more or less the same circumstances. so satisfying and UNsatisfying at the same time
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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by Forum Pirate on Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:48 pm

    Carphil wrote:People hatemail me with languages I can't speak like spanish or japanese. Its very interesting to know that some people just ignore the main world language
    True but its our (as in native english speakers) responsibility to learn other languages as well. I don't speaker either well but i can piece together japanese and spanish a lot of the time. (better at japanese)


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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by Tolvo on Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:05 pm

    Alright, so a bit of Context. I invaded in the forest to see two Sunbros and a host, they immediately chased after me. I killed one so they ran back to summon, at which point I ran off. Now not enough people know this trick, so I ran to the Mushroom parents, and phased into them since I was a phantom. I took out my Talisman and Pyro glove and hit triangly to make sure my entire body was hidden inside of it. I got a message a bit later.

    Farmer-"Wer r u foret ***"

    Tolvo-"Badger badger badger badger badger badger!"

    I saw them running around some more and got another one.

    Farmer-"Cum out baby, scard!"

    Tolvo-"Badger badger badger badger badger badger!"

    Farmer-"Fuk suk bich"

    Tolvo-"Badger badger badger badger badger badger!"

    So they stopped nearby the Mushroom parents and I saw the host standing still while the phantoms patrolled, I knew what I had to do. Hornets ring, and Gargoyle Halberd Chaos+5 in hand I charged and BS'ed him for an instant kill, he was in full Havel's.

    farmer-"Baby come ot an"

    Farmer-"FUK HAK, wer u?"

    Tolvo-"MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!"

    Probably my favourite exchange ever in the game haha.
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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by aceluby on Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:31 pm

    That's awesome... definitely gonna try that one out.


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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by reim0027 on Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:41 pm

    I usually don't get hatemail. But, when I do, I respond with either "k" or ignore.


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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by Deadpool on Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:11 pm

    I love the haters happy

    Last night I was invaded at anor londo on the beams part by the huge chandelier. I was standing there and he tries shooting arrows at me. I just block them and seriously this guy shot 200 arrows it felt like. Took 10 mins for him to stop shooting. So then he starts walking over and I put a shield on my right hand, two hand it, then when he got close I attacked him once and pushed him off. 2 hours later he sends me a message " u piece of S--, couldn't take me on like a man and made me waste all of my arrows on u! Your the worst player I've ever fought! Your complete and total garbage! Get a life u tard."

    Me: wasn't this 2 hours ago?

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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by Deadpool on Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:14 pm

    And also someone in based me at B town, got poisoned, then died. He sent a message,

    Him/she/shim: your lucky I was poisoned. Next time we meet I'm gonna beat your beotch.

    Me:.......................you leave your mother out of this!

    No reply


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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by Deadpool on Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:15 pm

    Invaded


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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by DJ_XHERO on Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:43 pm

    "omg DMB Op so dam cheap"

    "Nice summons i like u minions"
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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by Rin on Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:15 pm

    this my funnyest hate mail 'Another cock starved rapist wannabe.. must hurt when daddy doesn't give you your daily *** blasting goodness anymore.. but fret not, hear your disease ridden mother spreads her legs to anyone and everyone, even a mangy stray so go on, call mommy dearest and relieve those pent up rapist fantasies of yours on her, as she'll love and even call you a good boy when you get done, some three seconds later. happy' i was pissin myself n after 5 mins of thinkin of a sutible reply i go 'ikr' he was realy pissed off n keept sendin him friend req till he black list me:P too funny wt a ****


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    Post by Deadpool on Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:20 pm

    Rin wrote:this my funnyest hate mail 'Another cock starved rapist wannabe.. must hurt when daddy doesn't give you your daily *** blasting goodness anymore.. but fret not, hear your disease ridden mother spreads her legs to anyone and everyone, even a mangy stray so go on, call mommy dearest and relieve those pent up rapist fantasies of yours on her, as she'll love and even call you a good boy when you get done, some three seconds later. happy' i was pissin myself n after 5 mins of thinkin of a sutible reply i go 'ikr' he was realy pissed off n keept sendin him friend req till he black list me:P too funny wt a ****

    Well u really hurt my feelings. And I didn't even think that was possible with what u did to that panda so I was even more mad.


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    Re: Favorite hate mail

    Post by Baal-Avatar on Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:34 pm

    Guys, I can see the humor in some of these posts, but in general this type of content is not acceptable in the forums. Within this thread that has been multiple misspellings to avoid the censored word filter. This thread has been locked.

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