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    If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by Dibsville on Mon Jul 01, 2013 2:42 pm

    Title. If you could have one NPC as a pet to help you through your playthroughs, which would it be.

    I'd take a Baby Smough. Just imagine him following you around everywhere.


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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by Encore on Mon Jul 01, 2013 2:43 pm

    Baby Priscilla or Baby Beatrice.

    Cuteness!

    Edit: The fair lady, baby or not. This is number one choice.


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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by Soris Ice Goldwing on Mon Jul 01, 2013 2:47 pm

    I want a baby Seath. Just watch my little genius breath cute yet deadly crystals at everything. Or even normal Seath. I would be the eyes then


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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by LunarFog on Mon Jul 01, 2013 2:53 pm

    Oh my.  Gwyndolin Gwyndolin Gwyndolin!  He could be my 2nd in command.  And I'll dress him up, and talk about boys with him.  I could finally have a queer friend that I can do everything with <3  Me, him and Priscilla can all have slumber parties.








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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by TheMeInTeam on Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:09 pm

    I'm banned from voting because my reasons are impure.


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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by WaffleGuy on Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:38 pm

    Undead Dragonbutts.

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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by Sentiel on Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:52 pm

    I see no reason why the said NPC has to be a baby.
    Seeing some tiny version of existing NPC doesn't fit DkS at all.

    My NPC would be Priscilla. Normal version. I would probably just stay with her in Ariamis and...
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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by Dibsville on Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:53 pm

    Sentiel wrote:I see no reason why the said NPC has to be a baby.
    Seeing some tiny version of existing NPC doesn't fit DkS at all.

    My NPC would be Priscilla. Normal version. I would probably just stay with her in Ariamis and...
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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by ResIsBestStat on Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:55 pm

    But we already have a pet in Dark Souls!


    Ain't it a cutie ^_^
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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by Redhawk17torch on Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:01 pm

    Great Gray Wolf Sif when he was still small, like in the DLC.

    THAT WOULD BE AWESOME Joy


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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by Dibsville on Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:05 pm

    Redhawk17torch wrote:Great Gray Wolf Sif when he was still small, like in the DLC.

    THAT WOULD BE AWESOME Joy
    Baby Baby Sif.
    Sifception.


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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by Hart on Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:17 pm

    Would take Quelaag, scaled down a bit. Helpful spells, interesting conversation (basing this off the text dump) and good golly THOSE LEGS...

    Seriously though, for an NPC pet/familiar/henchman I would choose Chaos Witch Quelaag.


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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by Dibsville on Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:18 pm

    Hart wrote:Would take Quelaag, scaled down a bit. Helpful spells, interesting conversation (basing this off the text dump) and good golly THOSE LEGS...

    Seriously though, for an NPC pet/familiar/henchman I would choose Chaos Witch Quelaag.
    Quelaag sure is "hot" isn't she?


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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by Hart on Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:38 pm

    Dibsville wrote:
    Hart wrote:Would take Quelaag, scaled down a bit. Helpful spells, interesting conversation (basing this off the text dump) and good golly THOSE LEGS...

    Seriously though, for an NPC pet/familiar/henchman I would choose Chaos Witch Quelaag.
    Quelaag sure is "hot" isn't she?

     So dry but it still made me smile. The quotation marks are what really make it work.


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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by Zashi on Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:40 pm

    Human-sized Priscilla-chan, so cute.
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    Post by Halicarnassis on Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:55 pm

    Dark knight kirk and swap his thorny helmet for a gimp mask.


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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by Sentiel on Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:03 pm

    Dibsville wrote:
    Sentiel wrote:I see no reason why the said NPC has to be a baby.
    Seeing some tiny version of existing NPC doesn't fit DkS at all.

    My NPC would be Priscilla. Normal version. I would probably just stay with her in Ariamis and...
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    I'll be watching you...
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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by MosquitoPower on Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:15 pm

    5 (regenerating) blighttown mosquitos!
    Just try and kill them all Muhahahaha!


    2nd option would be 2 dogs from lower burg.
    ....then equip two Demon Great Machetes... watch people run in terror...


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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard on Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:24 pm

    i'll take one of the rolly cats or a papa mushroom. because we know who would win this contest:


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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:43 pm

    Did Hart just steal my Quelaag has hot legs joke? Now I'm sad. I wasn't ready to pass that torch just yet.

    Anyway, Tarkus and I would get hopped up on estus and just wreck the joint

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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by TheMeInTeam on Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:55 pm

    I'd take Quelana or Beatrice.  Normal size and proportions please.

    So much utility.  Yes, they can do lots of things.  All of which make my experience better.


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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by SlakeMoth on Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:55 pm

    Kalameet, the Hell Kite or one of those cute drakes.  I've always wanted a dragon as a pet and the five dogs next door would stop their yapping for sure.  Failing that, a Dark Wraith would be kind of interesting.  I'd take him into Dorothy Perkins just to see the reaction of the sales girls.  Then I'd buy him a dress.
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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by GrinTwist on Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:06 pm

    I knew a guy once, his name was Patches. We had a whole lot 'o fun in Lordran, we'd drink estus till we would hurl over the corpses of the bonewheels at the catacombs. Heh, it was a pain to kill them but there was something magical about killing bonewheels in the Catacombs.

    Then... well then after we got done partying with Priscilla and Gwynevere we would head over to the top of the undead parish to watch the sun set. We would always have a great time, just enjoying how great Lordran was. I wish it stayed that way.

    THEN IT HAPPENED. It was on a cold day in Lordran, so really the average day, I went to meet him at the catacombs but he was gone. I looked and looked but could not find him, so I decided to try a different area... the tomb.

    It wasn't hard getting in, I got interrupted on my journey by some nutjob calling himself "Pinwheel" I smacked him with an unupgraded broken sword and he went down crying, what a whimp. Then I saw him, standing at a cliff smiling that same odd smile. I went up to talk to him and then he started talking about some goods down below and then... then he kicked me down. 

    Thoughts raced through my head. Why? Why Patches why would you hurt me like this? Tears rushed down my face as two burly men rushed out and attacked me, I parried them and they died. However, my anger wasn't erased I wanted revenge. I rushed up through a conveniently placed walkway, sprinted over to Patches, and kicked him down the ledge. I hesitated but before I knew it I jumped down on his broken body with a plunge attack, killing him.

    Ever since that day, I still remember his face smiling that odd smile. Oddly enough, I miss him and my life has been filled with regret because of what I did. Sometimes when I'm shoving my broadsword into players backs at sunset, I look as the sun goes down among the ruins of Lordran and softly cry as I parry a predictable r1 gold tracer spam.

    So yeah, I would like Priscilla to follow me around she'd be great to cuddle under the sunset. silly


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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:23 pm

    First off, that deserves more than the +1 I can give it.


    Secondly, if anyone picks Rickert.......Tarkus and I are coming for you

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    Re: If you could have one NPC as a pet, which would it be?

    Post by Uparkaam on Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:36 pm

    Petrus, so that I could kill him in some other place than Firelink Shrine for once. Kicking him into the Abyss or crushing him with the Parish gate sounds nice.


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