PvP Troll Stories...

Hey guys I saw there was a thread for awesome pvp stories where people share heroic tales of beating gankers and spawn kills blah blah

I would like to hear some stories of an awesome troll you pulled on someone / had done to you at some point please

Ill start...

ok so I was in darkroot garden taking turns with invaders whilst cosplaying as stone knights with 2 others (as you do) when a darkwraith invaded, assuming we were gankers he jumped down to the basin...

We decided to wait him out as we were on the wiki chat talking about other things, but he made his way to the other side of the crest door and taunted us with turning himself toxic (so we could see his health) and then healing just before death - numerous times!

After a half hour stand off and various messaged sent back and forth, we gave in, strapped on our hornet rings and went after him.

We split up and took a different direction each, and after about 10 minutes of searching I got to where the frogs leap out of the water and headed down the tunnel where the lone giant wakes up to hear the worst sound possible.... the black crystal...

By the time I got to the end he was gone, and a single peice of rubbish was in his place :suspect:

I really hope whoever it was sees this, because you are my absolute hero for that, well played



Lets hear some more!!

Lol I don't know if this is much of a troll story but its similar. Two guys had invaded me by the darkroot garden so I ran off to the bottom of the basin with the hydra and I hid with the ring of the fog on in the rocky area then I Msg both phantoms "if you find me you can have a prize of your choice" so they tell me ok its a bet so I hid and hid while they passed me about 100 times and about 2 hours later the guy sends a msg and says bye and black crystal out and the other guy jumped off the cliff they never did find me

blackphantom08 wrote:Lol I don't know if this is much of a troll story but its similar. Two guys had invaded me by the darkroot garden so I ran off to the bottom of the basin with the hydra and I hid with the ring of the fog on in the rocky area then I Msg both phantoms "if you find me you can have a prize of your choice" so they tell me ok its a bet so I hid and hid while they passed me about 100 times and about 2 hours later the guy sends a msg and says bye and black crystal out and the other guy jumped off the cliff they never did find me

Did you tell then "you getting warm, warmer... nnoooo you cold again"

And 2 hours later? Damn they were determined, i would have given up 15 minutes in!

Lol yep gave them hints and everything still couldn't find me

The funniest one I've heard is hosts cosplaying as one of the Forest enemies (Shiva, ninja, Cleric, etc).

Not sure how I'd characterize this, but I once had a DW invader in Anor Londo strip down to nothing but a mimic headpiece, go stand where one of the two mimics was near the stairs, and then repeatedly do the prayer gesture, like he was trying to mimic the mimic. It was really funny and I made a big show of pretending to not see him and just run by as a reward for his efforts.

Haha these are good! keep em coming!

@Reim that is really fun, I never got around to trying the mage out with soul spear etc but I guess that would work too!

And that one with the mimic is great lol

One time i was invading with only bows (Greatbow and composite) and i saw this guy with full giants, he bowed and me i waved and then i started the chase. I ran to the cliff that you jump to the lower area at and i noticed he didnt follow me. So i ran to the big cat bridge thingy and started shooting up there and i hit him somehow (probably the buff he had bc i could see it). After about 5 mins i run up there and hes waiting on me so i do a jump i wont disclose and it worked i flipped away and ran back to the cliff. I chameleoned in plain sight and he dumby didnt notice me and started running around being a lumberjack. eventualy (10 mins) i come out and he fire tempests and i run through camo in front of him and then smite stick him (hit with oolacile catalyst). Then i repeat this motion till his fire tempests are used up. The i run off to the cliff and jump like regulary. This time though the guy follows me and i spin around and dragon bow him off the cliff. Afterwards he plauges me with troll messages saying "you suck man; 1v1 me; you are a wuss; you have to hide; you glitch;" (there was way more messages)

two trolls that were done to me.

1. Invaded the Klin a long time ago and as i spawned i had the Host and 2 phantoms surrounding me in a triangle. All 3 of them were wearing Smoughs, and then all 3 of them started spamming Force non stop at me for what seemed like unlimited casts, was amazing. i posted this story on the forums before and found out these 3 call themselves Smough's Heroes and all 3 have 10 stacks of force each.

2. this was more of a gank but i found it funny, i invaded the Undead burg rand down stairs and started to bow, as i bowed i got back stabbed from a guy hiding in the small room behind the door where the wooden shield is. normally this would be annoying but the fact that both the phantom and host were naked with Mimic chest heads and both did the channler trident dance after made it funny.

i invade in the catacombs allot and although these guys WERE gankers in giant flip mom wateva, there were 2 guys standing in the first doorway that you open with fog rings and dragon slayer greatbows. they could see invaders from where they were but were invisible from that distance, and so i started down the narrow hall a volley of HUGE arrows came raining down upon me. i normally let the trolls get to me and i rage, but i actually found it pretty funny, although once i got to them i got 2 BKGA to the face :/

oh this happened just then, was actually really annoying. invading anor londo, the elevator is all the way at the bottom so i bring it up and descend the stairs. first thing i do is check underneath the staircase and sure enough this guy is hiding out. we start scrappin and im using my new tankish/quality build with medium roll, i gain the upper hand, so this dude flips away under the staircase and heals with divine blessing. this happened over and over, im a bit slower with medium roll and its one of the few no bs zones, SO annoying. took a while to get him lol. funny tactic, sorta weird

I was invading in Darkroot as a Forest Hunter... I invade a guy in full havel set...

I thought the guys had not see me, so I use chameleon and turned into a tree. The guys obviously saw the spell and went running after me. When he gets close, he uses the chameleon too and start chasing me turned into a tree... we both as a tree went all the way into the edge (where the Shiva's Set is located), when I got there I turned normal again. The guy turned too, bowed to me and jumped down.

After a few minutes he messages me: "that was the most funny thing I've ever done"

I remember this one time, in the butterfly area, where I summoned someone for a duel.
However when the person spawned, instead of a bow I get greeted by a 'Well! What is it!', then she runs away gathering help from nearby stone knights and trees (all of them more or less).
Then buffs her Great Scythe with DMB and together with a small army she hunts me down.

I died.

Shungi wrote:I remember this one time, in the butterfly area, where I summoned someone for a duel.
However when the person spawned, instead of a bow I get greeted by a 'Well! What is it!', then she runs away gathering help from nearby stone knights and trees (all of them more or less).
Then buffs her Great Scythe with DMB and together with a small army she hunts me down.

I died.

I used to do that, but in the Tomb of Giants with the Skeleton Dog...

The only trolling I've ever done is Dragon Bow sniping in Blighttown....to level 30-40 noobs....

I kept invading this one guy over and over, and no matter what he did, I'd always manage to snipe him right off the ledges, until finally he messaged me and told me to, "Go be a tool somewhere else..."

Shungi wrote:I remember this one time, in the butterfly area, where I summoned someone for a duel.
However when the person spawned, instead of a bow I get greeted by a 'Well! What is it!', then she runs away gathering help from nearby stone knights and trees (all of them more or less).
Then buffs her Great Scythe with DMB and together with a small army she hunts me down.

I died.

Really Shungi? Care to tell us who that particular person was because they sound friggin awesome!!

Cant really remember the gamertag, but come to think about it, her name was.. it was you!!
Damn!

Noob-of-Artorias wrote:The only trolling I've ever done is Dragon Bow sniping in Blighttown....to level 30-40 noobs....

I kept invading this one guy over and over, and no matter what he did, I'd always manage to snipe him right off the ledges, until finally he messaged me and told me to, "Go be a tool somewhere else..."

You sound quite proud of yourself there noob... picking on one person who obviously could not put up a fight... like a griefer?

Shungi wrote:Cant really remember the gamertag, but come to think about it, her name was.. it was you!!
Damn!

haha that song reference!

After I did this some guy invaded and tried the same thing on me would you believe it? Although after a swift DB and a chainstab that would make even the proudest man cry, he was no more>

wonder who that could have been??


@Edgie, try and chill, just fun troll stories in here anyways

Red Rosie Sugar wrote:

Shungi wrote:Cant really remember the gamertag, but come to think about it, her name was.. it was you!!
Damn!

haha that song reference!

After I did this some guy invaded and tried the same thing on me would you believe it? Although after a swift DB and a chainstab that would make even the proudest man cry, he was no more>

wonder who that could have been??


@Edgie, try and chill, just fun troll stories in here anyways

hmmmm......:|

Red Rosie Sugar wrote:
wonder who that could have been??

Hush minion!

Long time ago when I was a noob, I was playing my 1st 120 build occult large club at the burg, this cool looking dude vades me duel wielding dark hands, this dude bs's me all over the place, drains hums from me I got a good few hits on him but he kept popping DBs (I didn't know about the bb glitch) he dragged me down to merchant who I killed lol, this went on for what seemed a long time until he put me out of my misery. I thought this guy is so good, I was Awestruck.

Much more recently and wise the same guy vades me,( I remember his psn easy to remember) and dragon head glitches me . A few days later I vade him and his ganking I bc out. A few nights ago I vade him a few times, his ganking, the last time I vade him as his phantom is bc'ing out his alone by the spawn point in the burg I let him have it Kat r1 spam bleed him, so sweet.

edgie_za wrote:

Noob-of-Artorias wrote:The only trolling I've ever done is Dragon Bow sniping in Blighttown....to level 30-40 noobs....

I kept invading this one guy over and over, and no matter what he did, I'd always manage to snipe him right off the ledges, until finally he messaged me and told me to, "Go be a tool somewhere else..."

You sound quite proud of yourself there noob... picking on one person who obviously could not put up a fight... like a griefer?

I wouldn't say it was griefing, I was easy to get too each time, he just kept ignoring me in favor of going though the level, and the character had next to no Vitality and could only midroll...so if he had just come after me, he'd probably have won.

Besides, It's not like I choose who I invade...

only really story worthy trolling Ive done was spawn in the basin, run to the hydra, message the host that me and the hydra are willing to 2v2 him and his summon when they were ready, he climbed up the ladder, I filled the area with acid and toxic as he hopped up (his summon was trying to snipe me from the bottom with a great bow) then I preceded to spam gravelord miracle twice, he popped up......and over the edge to which I threw multiple prism stones down after him for lots of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" he wasnt amused :<

I have read that it's apparently possible to infect other players with the Egg Head infection if you have a fully evolved parasite and rank up in the Chaos Covenant. (Level 3 or something?)

This might be too cruel to be considered just trolling, but has anyone ever tried getting infected using a low soul level character and then invading in early areas such as the Undead Burg in order to infest other low level character, who in many cases will be unable to cure it in their current position?