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    CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by lordgodofhell on Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:34 pm


    *Stands on podium looking at 1000+ dark souls....


    I am interested in YOUR stories. I want to know about the honour wars, the flame
    twisted wars, the Fight Club (shhhh) and you can be a smart *** if you want bounce

    I have made fun of "vent threads" in the past, consider this a therapy session where we come together and share stories in a free space with no ill will intended upon each other.

    So, go ahead, tell me your worst experience in Honorable PVP, tell me your worst experience in what you thought at first was "fight club."

    Just to boot, since you are so pro and so all knowing, tell me why you believe my crystal washing pole is not the best weapon in the game bar none. Because it is.

    The floor is yours dark souls



    I am a Darkwraith so I don't actually believe in this image, but I know you do so there ya go.
    lol!

    If you made it down here, post some calculations of interest or questions you have on calculations i will try and crunch numbers for you! maybe

    props to Anon for inspiring a great idea cheers


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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by Serious_Much on Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:38 pm

    I can't believe you actually made this... I thought you were joking lol!

    However, that's gotta be the best thread title I've ever seen silly

    For gods sake don't implicate me, I merely answered your innocent seeming questions.... 🇳🇴


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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by Uparkaam on Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:50 pm

    Best thread title ever.


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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:52 pm

    CALCULON!


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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by Serious_Much on Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:01 pm

    And it's a slow start to your aim lord silly


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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by Serious_Much on Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:50 pm

    Can I officially start calling this a fail yet? silly


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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by Heroez Blade on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:29 pm

    LOL!!!!! Epic name bro. I was so confused when i saw the title.

    ON topic. My worst experience in "honorable" pvp was when this guy invaded, bowed, and proceeded to spam 9+ WoG and then back stab fished me. That really made me mad. There are plenty more experiences that i had but that one had to be one of the worst.


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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by Maneater_Mildred on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:48 pm

    Serious_Much wrote:Can I officially start calling this a fail yet? silly

    Just because you spam posts doesn't mean the rest of us have to.... All good things take time.

    Here's something I would like you to calculate....

    What speed would I have to launch a 30g mouse from a catapult to hit a 2 ton elephant and knock it into orbit? Please note we did this as a class project in physics so I will know if your telling lies lol. By the way we named this weapon of awesomeness the mouseapult.

    I will be waiting with baited breath for your answer.


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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:56 pm

    I'm still not sure if this is just an off-topic joke around thread, a PvP rant thread, or if I'm just missing something.

    LOL cats are involved, ENB is involved, Calculon is involved...

    Can someone PM what exactly is going on here?

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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by DarkW17 on Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:48 am

    I sure dunno whats going on but I usually don't so that's cool!

    LordGodofHell eh I am pretty sure I have fought you in the Burg recently...my PSN is Glatts17?


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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by Forum Pirate on Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:01 am

    Maneater_Mildred wrote:
    Serious_Much wrote:Can I officially start calling this a fail yet? silly

    Just because you spam posts doesn't mean the rest of us have to.... All good things take time.

    Here's something I would like you to calculate....

    What speed would I have to launch a 30g mouse from a catapult to hit a 2 ton elephant and knock it into orbit? Please note we did this as a class project in physics so I will know if your telling lies lol. By the way we named this weapon of awesomeness the mouseapult.

    I will be waiting with baited breath for your answer.
    Wouldn't that amount of force just punch a hole in the elephant? Or blow up the mouse? Or both?


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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by DoughGuy on Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:58 am

    Forum Pirate wrote:
    Maneater_Mildred wrote:
    Serious_Much wrote:Can I officially start calling this a fail yet? silly

    Just because you spam posts doesn't mean the rest of us have to.... All good things take time.

    Here's something I would like you to calculate....

    What speed would I have to launch a 30g mouse from a catapult to hit a 2 ton elephant and knock it into orbit? Please note we did this as a class project in physics so I will know if your telling lies lol. By the way we named this weapon of awesomeness the mouseapult.

    I will be waiting with baited breath for your answer.
    Wouldn't that amount of force just punch a hole in the elephant? Or blow up the mouse? Or both?
    Forum is quite right. However assuming a completely elastic collision you've got 0.5mv^2 = 0.5mv^2. Now the mouse weighs 0.03kg, while the elephant weighs 2000kg.
    0.015v^2 = 1000v^2. Now escape requires an accelration of 11m/s^2 to keep the elephant at the right velocity to escape gravities field. Now since you only hve a single point of acceleration this means the mouse must impact with sufficienct velocity to get the elephant into orbit with an acceleartion of -11m/s^2. I wont do the maths but its a pretty big number.


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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by Serious_Much on Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:54 am

    I'm still calling this a fail lord, the cheese is still firmly placed upon the trap silly

    Also, epicnamebro has no part in this, just saiyan winking

    Needs more calculon too:



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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by Emergence on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:43 pm

    What in the heck is this? If this doesn't become Dark related soon, I'm flushing it to off-topic.

    Also, as the unofficial Calculon of the site, I do not recall ever authorizing my likeness to be smeared as propoganda all over this thread.


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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by Carphil on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:51 pm

    I used to create topics like you, but then...


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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by Serious_Much on Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:22 pm

    Dammit emergence you did what he wanted :x

    Next fex will be drawn by the solaire cat :|


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    Post by Emergence on Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:38 pm

    I had a feeling that was the point. I just wanted to see it wrap up quickly.


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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by lordgodofhell on Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:41 pm

    Emergence wrote:What in the heck is this? If this doesn't become Dark related soon, I'm flushing it to off-topic.

    Also, as the unofficial Calculon of the site, I do not recall ever authorizing my likeness to be smeared as propoganda all over this thread.

    The elite finally showed up to my party! 8) 8) 8)

    To answer your well put question Emergence, this thread on the surface is multi faceted. I focused it on peoples woes in pvp regarding honour, getting flamed, and confirmed they may be sarcastic in their explanation with me. Calculon/Solaire Cat were bonuses to ignite this thread among the sea of threads.

    Serious I want an apology!
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    anyway, my "vent" "rant" on dishonorable/flamminess is pretty much 9/10 invasions I
    do on randoms at any soul level up to 120. They ALWAYS gank me. Even if you are questing your boss, just let your phantoms attack me one at a time Jesus.

    Also, an overwhelming amount of my block list is composed of Japanese players. How this came to be is beyond me!

    Some wise cracking...hmmm.. for the noobs, if you want to know which weapon path to take, ALWAYS GO RAW.

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    Re: CALCULON! Honour War Flame War Fight Club Solaire Cat??? with wise cracking

    Post by Rynn on Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:03 pm

    Reds using DMB is always funny: i always do a double take when i see that.
    I remember fighting a forest host who used DMB on the first duel with another player, then bowed to me (I buffed during his bow, i always do.)
    Then he started to buff with DMB.
    He never finished buffing, i chainstabbed him with my fist for 2 hours.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not an honorable player, i'm really mean and horrible: i sort of forgot why i was chainstabbing him after a while.
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    Post by Serious_Much on Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:04 pm

    an apology? for what may I ask? silly


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    Post by WhatDoesThePendantDo? on Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:08 pm

    Rynn wrote:He never finished buffing, i chainstabbed him with my fist for 2 hours.

    Was that a masochist you were fighting? :suspect:

    I would've DC'ed after the first minute.

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    Post by Rynn on Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:14 pm

    WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:
    Rynn wrote:He never finished buffing, i chainstabbed him with my fist for 2 hours.

    Was that a masochist you were fighting? :suspect:

    I would've DC'ed after the first minute.
    He was trying to escape the chainstab, idk what his problem was.
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    Post by lordgodofhell on Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:21 pm

    Rynn wrote:
    WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:
    Rynn wrote:He never finished buffing, i chainstabbed him with my fist for 2 hours.

    Was that a masochist you were fighting? :suspect:

    I would've DC'ed after the first minute.
    He was trying to escape the chainstab, idk what his problem was.


    I don't know what's more impressive, his will to remain online during this illegal violation or your ability to time the chainstab for 2 fuxin Hours! lol

    Serious can you please get some chips and pop for Rynn, and no apology needed mate
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    Rynn welcome to LordGod's "Admin mouse trap" thread LOL


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    Post by Rynn on Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:25 pm

    lordgodofhell wrote:
    Rynn wrote:
    WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:
    Rynn wrote:He never finished buffing, i chainstabbed him with my fist for 2 hours.

    Was that a masochist you were fighting? :suspect:

    I would've DC'ed after the first minute.
    He was trying to escape the chainstab, idk what his problem was.


    I don't know what's more impressive, his will to remain online during this illegal violation or your ability to time the chainstab for 2 fuxin Hours! lol

    Serious can you please get some chips and pop for Rynn, and no apology needed mate
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    Rynn welcome to LordGod's "Admin mouse trap" thread LOL
    Actually, i indefinitely timed it. He died after 2 hours. I'd say his feat is more impressive, since if you go AFK and stop pushing buttons, it breaks a chainstab based on game mechanics.

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