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    Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by callipygias on Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:37 pm

    I was trying to help a friend with 4 Kings, my sign was on the center circle of the first bridge. Someone else summoned me (a full-on Solaire), so I bowed, then turned away, looking out over New Londo, and messaged my friend that I got summoned.

    I'm a fairly slow messager. When I finished I got out of the Xbox Guide and Solaire is standing right by my side looking out over the New Londo Ruins with his binoculars out.

    Never thought I'd laugh that hard in Dark Souls. Man, I'm STILL laughing. That image is going to haunt me.


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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by Buggy Virus on Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:47 pm

    He's still searching for his Sun.


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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by Pesth on Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:36 am

    Buggy Virus wrote:He's still searching for his Sun.

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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by Tolvo on Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:34 am

    During the war at one point I got summoned by a guy with a drake sword and full stone set in the PW. He moved slowly, and didn't seem to know what he was doing. Another gets summoned, and it is resident Dough. Apparently they did the whole level but D died to some B Wheels, so it was just amusing to see our host basically walk through an empty world to a boss, as Dough and I just played tag with each other.
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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by Skip Dippety on Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:04 pm

    One time I had an indictment on my character and wanted to get rid of it, so I traveled to the PW. No sooner had I got to the bonfire I was invaded by a DMB. I then proceeded to bow as his soulmass hit me but didn't kill me. He then bowed too, and I turned around waiting to BS me to get rid of my indictment. This must have confused him because the proceeding three minutes were spent just standing several feet behind me not doing anything. He raised his shield a couple of times, sent me a message to heal, then ran in front of me and just stared at me. I then raised my shield a couple of times then he proceeded to kill me. Throughout the whole of this, a friend and I were laughing at him heartily.


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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by dannyhugz on Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:24 pm

    My girlfriend's brother was staying with us a couple weeks ago and I talked him into playing this. He's a decent guy but elitist enough so he thought he wouldn't have any trouble with the game after inferno on D3 lol. An hour later he said the camera sucked the controls were clunky and "this is dumb!" and just dropped the controller and went outside to smoke. I don't know if it makes me a bad person, but I felt warm and fuzzy inside.

    FYI: Was still trying to kill Asylum Demon after doing the full run through the Asylum.


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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by Rynn on Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:14 pm

    dannyhugz wrote:He's a decent guy but elitist enough so he thought he wouldn't have any trouble with the game after inferno on D3 lol.
    Inferno on Diablo 3 is relatively "difficult", and it can build up some game skills to have to play thr-
    dannyhugz wrote:FYI: Was still trying to kill Asylum Demon after doing the full run through the Asylum.
    Obviously his skills did not transfer well...
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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by dannyhugz on Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:15 pm

    Yeah not bashing D3 I play it to, but the difference in RNG:Skill ratio between D3 and DS are worlds apart sadly sad

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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by callipygias on Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:36 pm

    My SL6 guy has been standing/walking around the Kiln for quite a while now after killing Gwyn and finally making it to infinity. I guess I didn't want the feeling to end.

    Couldn't decide which ending would be more epic for my guy, then I saw an orange sign by the bonfire. It just says, "Light." Gave me a laugh and made up my mind. Thanks to whoever placed that!

    Another orange sign that cracked me up was beneath a chair along the wall on the way to Lautrec's cell. It just said "Comfort."


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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by Serious_Much on Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:38 pm

    When people say BS is works properly in PvP.

    Makes me chuckle every time lol!


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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by GrinTwist on Sun Jul 22, 2012 2:00 pm

    When I was helping a low level player in undead burg with the Taurus Demon, I actually died by rolling barrel trap right before the boss. I thought it was pretty funny, because in all of my play throughs and previous encounter I never died by that thing.
    I also found a sign that a player made while I was going through the Tomb of the Giants on NG+ that said "comfort" right before the room with the baby skeletons and pinwheels. I guess my inner sadist thought it was pretty funny, but stupid because I was level 136 at the same time so I would imagine most players had already gone through the Tomb of the Giants before.


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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by callipygias on Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:19 pm

    Doing more Burg co-op right now. We were at Havel, and the host was kinda hyper, which usually means they'll die, which he did... BY BACKSTAB!!! Havel's sweet revenge!

    After something embarrassingly close to 2,000 hours of Dark Souls, including lots of Burg co-op, I had no idea Havel could BS!

    The initial hit almost 1-shot the host, by the way, so I'm not sure what that would've translated to in total damage. Think I'll test it though.


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    Post by ParasiticEve on Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:25 pm

    Watching my brother play, and when someone message's him wanting a rematch saying duel me or something along those lines. His reply was "This isn't Yu Gi Oh idiot" and never got a reply back. Made me laugh seeing that.


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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by joeclone on Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:23 am

    300+ hours into the game and 5 seconds ago i discovered bows zoom in

    i laughed heartily


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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by ZikoLogiKa NL on Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:11 am

    I was solo in the main forest when 2 blues tried to gangbang up on poor Ziko. I proceeded to jump of the cliff into Darkroot Basin. One guy BCed out instantly.

    The other guy had no intentions of following me so I ran to the bonfire and toxified myself with dung pies. A few seconds later I see him on the opposite side of the fog wall trying to pierce his weapon through it and using Firestorm.

    I did some poking through the fogg , then two combustions & a finally a GCFB to finish him of !

    It was really hilarious to say the least.

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    I was alone in the main forest dueling a DarkWraith. All of a sudden a Blue came in but I noticed he came dangerously close. He attacked me , The wraith backedup and I turned around to backstab punish the Blue for trying to interupt.

    A few seconds later I get the message : ''The old bait and stab , I should've known''

    haha he was being serious I was like wtf

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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by joeclone on Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:31 am

    ZikoLogiKa NL wrote:

    A few seconds later I get the message : ''The old bait and stab , I should've known''

    haha he was being serious I was like wtf

    even i laughed at that one big grin


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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by bloodpixel on Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:12 am

    I swear I saw a Black Knight ghost moon walking.


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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by Knight_210 on Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:05 am

    I was invading a sinner in Undead Burg on my SL150 tank and couldnt find the guy... Then out of nowhere a fog ringed ninja appeared! I ate the backstab but only lost a sixth or so of my health then mauled him with my black knight axe which tore a chunk in him, but he got away. We ended up playing a long game of cat and mouse, with him managing to escape and heal everytime I caught him. Eventually he climbed up to the roof where the fire bombers are, but he missed when trying to roll back to the ground... he flew off, and I was so intent on catching him that I fell off too!
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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by swordiris on Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:06 am

    I was pvping in the kiln and get this dude wearing all havel except mask of the child down to 1/4 health. He chugs his estus and I BS him, WoG, and BS again. Magically he disconnects.

    Later he comes back Invading me this time And he gets a victory By baiting me into knights and using as allies. I magically disconnect to show him how it feels (yeah I know stooping to his level blah blah) I then get a message from him calling me a BS fisher that needs to learn to pvp.

    Made me laugh. Pretty sure healing where opponent can bs you an dcing isn't Knowing pvp either


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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by ZikoLogiKa NL on Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:43 am

    swordiris wrote:I was pvping in the kiln and get this dude wearing all havel except mask of the child down to 1/4 health. He chugs his estus and I BS him, WoG, and BS again. Magically he disconnects.

    haha Oh man , disconnecting is by far the worst thing. It's sad , People do it in fightinggames all the time to keep a ''clean'' online-ranking. But I really can't fathom the fact that people disconnect when losing in Dark Souls.


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    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:52 am

    not overly suitable - do not click the spoiler if not prepared. Rated M for Mature. Don't say I didn't warn you

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    Post by ZikoLogiKa NL on Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:55 am

    TehInfamousAmos wrote:not overly suitable - do not click the spoiler if not prepared. Rated M for Mature. Don't say I didn't warn you

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    Okay, so you opened it? You think you're ready... Yeah!? Well here's the thing - if you have heard Dayman you would know that it goes similarly to this 'Dayman ahhahhh Fighter of the nightman ahhahh' Anyway if you have heard of it already then you will laugh all the harder at this... Nat and I were having sex, she was on the verge of orgasm and just before I sung 'Dayman' and let *orgasm* fill the ahhahh! It has been the funniest moment I have had in years 🤡

    Champion of the Sun ahaha he's a master of karate and friendship for everyone dayman

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    Re: Real Laugh Out Loud Moments

    Post by ninjashifty on Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:07 am

    I invaded this guy in the Darkroot Garden. He was standing next to the bonfire with his back to me. After a few seconds of waiting for him to respond I figured he was AFK, so I went up to him, he still wasn't moving, So instead of going for the BS I was just going to attack him. My first and only swing he parried and reposted me and killed me in one hit. It was so amazing I messaged him and gave him mad props for the amazing kill. He message me back amazed too.
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    Post by Tolvo on Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:39 am

    Well one time in the forest I had been stunlocked by three gankers, so I did the switch weapon roll out trick. I popped a humanity and got BS'ed. As I rose I pivot Parried, and got a riposte. Turned, did it again. So I just had three guys surrounding me spamming R1 with greatswords and I kept riposting them, around forty ripostes. The kicker? I died. How? When I switch weapons, I switched to my fist, and forgot to put my weapon back in hand.
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    Post by GkMrBane on Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:57 am

    Im in the Alivina's garden playing with her guard when 2 blues invade fairly high lvld since I got 150k for each of them and the stand to to both sides of me planing to attack And I back up very slowly to a red sommon sign thinking this should be fun (because the guy I was sommoning was a rather skilled rage-er who doesnt adhere to any honor fighting) so I was potentially letting more problems into my game except I quickly equiped the fog ring just before he was sommoned which resulted in him beating the tar out of the guys that were ganging up on me with him not knowing I was standing on the steps watching.


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