Random Off-Topic

That's not the only thing they have on their hands.

Man am I lowbrow today. I need to class things up a bit I think. Wow

Spoiler:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale

Double standards. That suck big cajones.

Domestic violence has historically been a bad double standard too and I know a few guys who used to get their butts whooped. Worse than that in a sense was the original wording of sexual harassment laws in the 90s. Boy were they fun. As originally written I believe it was impossible for a male to be sexually harassed at work. As one of a handful of men in my agency I can tell you it can be very real if someone was inclined to be harassing.

Women and men are both guilty for urges, and I've seen and experienced both do it at different times. But I digress; I blame both the instinct to reproduce and the media for enhancing the sexual urge with countless produces to both men and women... Of many age groups in fact.

I think that it is defiantly time to start this off topic to an on topic discussion of dogs and other animals who seek too much touch from people... Which I have also seen countless times with pets and owners. An orgy fest apparently is what animals have. People say that Man's best sense is touch (as we touch and feel more than any other animal other than other apes), but if cats and such had hands instead of paws and had a better grasp, I am sure they would sexually be similar to humans...

Yuck, many would say... But let's go back to taste buds. I wonder that, as one person is different than another in their senses usually, if the taste of a pepper with one tongue would be more sweeter in taste than for another being? It would be an interesting test to see, as many people have distinct taste of things compared to another's taste buds. Wonder if a hot pepper can taste sweet for at least one person out there. Hm...

As you can see from the end of different tongues we reach to a conclusion that I am superior in the random off topic section of things, able to astray all from topics. Bow before my superiority of the taco, and worship me as if I was an Angel with Red Arrows. Bong!

My coworkers are on a mission.

A mission to get every woman in our department to read 50 Shades of Grey. And to join their "I love Mr. Christian Grey fanclub".

O M G.

I don't know if I should laugh or cry... Maybe both. This book is so awful.

bunnywink wrote:My coworkers are on a mission.

A mission to get every woman in our department to read 50 Shades of Grey. And to join their "I love Mr. Christian Grey fanclub".

O M G.

I don't know if I should laugh or cry... Maybe both. This book is so awful.

Sounds horrible.

Luckily I'm a man so I don't have to read those things.

WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:

bunnywink wrote:My coworkers are on a mission.

A mission to get every woman in our department to read 50 Shades of Grey. And to join their "I love Mr. Christian Grey fanclub".

O M G.

I don't know if I should laugh or cry... Maybe both. This book is so awful.

Sounds horrible.

Luckily I'm a man so I don't have to read those things.

Ow weally? It's the best book you would evew wead of all time!

Seriously, isn't it an incest book or something? I think I heard conversations about it before... If I am right, I think that you should 'definitely wead it!'... Err

It doesn't have incest in it (maybe you are thinking about A Song of Ice and Fire or those really old V.C. Andrews books, "Flowers in the Attic", which I thought was actually well written).

"50 Shades of Grey" is pretty much about some poor soul, Anatasia, and how she gets into an erotic bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, relationship with some billionaire. It started off as Twilight fanfiction, but it became so popular that the author changed the names and tweaked the story for publishing.

Ya it was flowers in an attic, I remember now. I heard talk about that book, but I never read it. Lot of people I heard read it were disturbed by out. Aw well.

Well good luck with that bunnywink. Since it is a tweaked version of a twilight fanfic, I am sure that you'll get some arousal from it

Oh, hell no! I can't stand Twilight. I was curious and read the first couple of chapters of 50 Shades of Grey, but I couldn't stand the writing.

Flowers in the Attic is disturbing, but it's the same kind of disturbing as Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita, IMO. (Which I feel was written very beautifully~)

You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.

My respect meter for you went up about a few feet

And the controversy is how it started as a fanfic of twilight >_> don't forget that, bunny.

It still reads like a fanfic from what little I have seen too.... yuckie yuckie stuff. (almost tempts me to write drivel and get rich from it stephanie myer (sp?) was onto something here. why make an effort when twilight sells )

Basically, like Kristen Stewart, the protagonist just bites her lips a lot. Oh, and she says "oh my" and "jeez" quite frequently.

Also, Kristen Stewart scandal. I don't really care for... But I just hope they don't make a Snow White sequel. Snow White and the Huntsman was awful.

Eh. it wasnt awful.... I didnt think it was great or anything but I sat threw it and didnt feel angry when I came out of the film... new spiderman was better though (I'm not very well educated when it comes to films)

I just stopped caring about movies. I am very selective of what I watch. The last one I watched was Prometheus I think.

Is it strange that my cat loves mexican food? When my house was being remodeled my cat bob always managed to eat all the meat out of one of the workers' food. And whenever I come back with say a taco or burrito or taquito or ANYthing, she begs till I give her some.

My cat is into pizza, at least tacos have meat in them so I'd say that's less weird.

Acidic_Cook wrote:I just stopped caring about movies. I am very selective of what I watch. The last one I watched was Prometheus I think.

How selective? Did you like Prometheus?

I'm looking forward to the film adaptations of The Perks of Being a Wallflower and Les Miserables this year. I don't usually like film adaptations of novels I like, but these look promising. I had to actually sit and cry for a bit after seeing the trailer for Perks.

I have, and in general I have removed all aspect of shoes in general... I have no cable nor satellite, and I have a Netflix contract... Even then I barely ever go watch anything, as they all are the sane to me now when I look at films. Consumation of visual aspects is nit my thing, and stories in movies are not very engrossing... So I look for ideas I like in movies. Since movies and shows don't really give me any ideas that appeal to my thought, I usually stick to a few movies and shows in general.

I am in general very picky... Except for food, I'll eat anything

Sounds like you're a troper, cook.

That word is alien to me, and google does not help... Explain yourself coward.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage

Tropers are people who have a good eye for catching tropes.

So they are opposite from Cliches, and I seek for new things that are also interesting... If so, yes I guess I am... I do that for food too, but like I said I will eat anything.

Anything, eh? What's the weirdest thing you've eaten? I will see if I can top that.