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    Re: Joke Sharing Thread.

    Post by Encore on Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:04 am

    Except these variations...

    Examples from \"Bulbapedia" wrote:Pikachu's language

    Some of Pikachu's speech is consistent enough that it seems that some phrases actually mean something. (In Stealing The Conversation!, Team Rocket refers to this language as "PikaSpeak," however, this most likely isn't official.) For instance, Pikachu always uses "Pikapi" when referring to Ash (notice that it sounds somewhat similar to "Satoshi"). Other speech includes:
    Pi-Kachu: Pochama (Piplup)
    Pikachu-Pi: Kasumi (Misty)
    Pika-Chu: Takeshi (Brock), Kibago (Axew)
    Pikaka: Hikari (Dawn)
    PiPiPi: Togepy (Togepi)
    Pikachu-Pika: Fushigidane (Bulbasaur)
    PikaPika: Zenigame (Squirtle), Mukuhawk (Staraptor), Goukazaru (Infernape) or Gamagaru (Palpitoad)
    PiPi-kachu: Rocket-dan (Team Rocket)
    Pi-Pikachu: Get da ze! (He says this after Ash wins a Badge, catches a new Pokémon or anything similar.)
    Pikachu may not be the only one to use this phrase, as other Pokémon do this as well. For example, when Iris caught Emolga, Axew said Ax-Axew (Ki-Kibago in the Japanese).


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    Re: Joke Sharing Thread.

    Post by WaffleGuy on Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:10 am

    Teh Kitten´s Cat wrote:Except these variations...

    Examples from \"Bulbapedia" wrote:Pikachu's language

    Some of Pikachu's speech is consistent enough that it seems that some phrases actually mean something. (In Stealing The Conversation!, Team Rocket refers to this language as "PikaSpeak," however, this most likely isn't official.) For instance, Pikachu always uses "Pikapi" when referring to Ash (notice that it sounds somewhat similar to "Satoshi"). Other speech includes:
    Pi-Kachu: Pochama (Piplup)
    Pikachu-Pi: Kasumi (Misty)
    Pika-Chu: Takeshi (Brock), Kibago (Axew)
    Pikaka: Hikari (Dawn)
    PiPiPi: Togepy (Togepi)
    Pikachu-Pika: Fushigidane (Bulbasaur)
    PikaPika: Zenigame (Squirtle), Mukuhawk (Staraptor), Goukazaru (Infernape) or Gamagaru (Palpitoad)
    PiPi-kachu: Rocket-dan (Team Rocket)
    Pi-Pikachu: Get da ze! (He says this after Ash wins a Badge, catches a new Pokémon or anything similar.)
    Pikachu may not be the only one to use this phrase, as other Pokémon do this as well. For example, when Iris caught Emolga, Axew said Ax-Axew (Ki-Kibago in the Japanese).
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    Re: Joke Sharing Thread.

    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:17 pm

    What did the losing dark souls player say about the other players equipment?

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    It was a perfectly valid selection, and I really enjoyed the fight. Good Game. I look forward to fighting you again.

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    Re: Joke Sharing Thread.

    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:21 pm

    Yugioh Pick-Up Lines

    It's Game Time… in my pants!

    Can I insert my deck into your duel disk slot?

    You can summon my dragon, baby.

    Are you a tuner monster? Because you're powering up my Syncro.

    Baby, I'll treat you like my trading cards. I'll spend all my money on you and play with you for hours.

    Let's do it like a card game: on a table and surrounded by a lot of people.

    I put the lust in Black Luster Solider.

    Hey sweetie, they call me "White Lightning." Care to find out why?

    Let's pretend to be the millennium items. I'll be the rod.

    Are you the millennium puzzle? Because I believe you're my destiny.

    Have we met before? Because I'm sure you were my soul mate in my past life.

    You must be a magic card, because I'm under your spell.

    Kiss me, I play card games!

    Screw the rules, I can screw you!

    My alter ego thinks you're sexy…

    Shadow games are quite boring… how about playing with the lights on?

    MIND CRUSH! Now that you have no free will, want to go out?

    I'd have a Change of Heart for you.

    I can ride a motorcycle and play a card game at the same time, hon.

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    Re: Joke Sharing Thread.

    Post by reim0027 on Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:19 pm

    @Skare - it is in a book you like.


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    Re: Joke Sharing Thread.

    Post by WaffleGuy on Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:26 pm

    Pokémon pick up lines:

    *WARNING: the following content is extremely lame and will only work on women in your dreams.*

    - My love for you burns like Charizard's tail.

    - If I was a Nidoking, you'd be my Nidoqueen.

    - Oh baby, I wish I could use ATTRACT on you!

    - Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    - You remind me of Pokémon. I just want to Pikachu.

    - If you were a Pokémon, I'd choose YOU!

    - Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.

    - What's your favorite move? Mine's LICK.

    - You remind me of Deoxys. You're out of this world.

    - Oh baby, you can Rhydon me all day.

    - My Diglett's attracted to your Sweet Scent.

    - I'm guessing StarMiE and StarYU belong together.

    - I wish I was an Abra so we could Teleport to your bedroom.

    - You are the reason my Gengar always smiles.

    - My Kadabra has Future Sight. It says we'll have a future together.

    - When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.

    - I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're just absolutely stunning...


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    Re: Joke Sharing Thread.

    Post by Soul of Stray Demon on Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:32 pm

    Hey, you like balls? Because I want to catch you.

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    Re: Joke Sharing Thread.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:44 pm

    Reim, if it's what I think it is I hinted you back with my Blaine reference winking

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    Re: Joke Sharing Thread.

    Post by reim0027 on Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:26 pm

    Ah hell, you're right. I thought you were talking about BLA1NE, not Blaine the Mono. +1 given.


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    Re: Joke Sharing Thread.

    Post by Hatsune Miku on Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:26 pm

    WaffleGuy wrote:Pokémon pick up lines:

    *WARNING: the following content is extremely lame and will only work on women in your dreams.*

    - My love for you burns like Charizard's tail.

    - If I was a Nidoking, you'd be my Nidoqueen.

    - Oh baby, I wish I could use ATTRACT on you!

    - Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    - You remind me of Pokémon. I just want to Pikachu.

    - If you were a Pokémon, I'd choose YOU!

    - Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.

    - What's your favorite move? Mine's LICK.

    - You remind me of Deoxys. You're out of this world.

    - Oh baby, you can Rhydon me all day.

    - My Diglett's attracted to your Sweet Scent.

    - I'm guessing StarMiE and StarYU belong together.

    - I wish I was an Abra so we could Teleport to your bedroom.

    - You are the reason my Gengar always smiles.

    - My Kadabra has Future Sight. It says we'll have a future together.

    - When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.

    - I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're just absolutely stunning...
    I'm gonna Pikachu when you're in the shower.


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    Re: Joke Sharing Thread.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:44 pm

    That's one way to get the pocket monsters going

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    Re: Joke Sharing Thread.

    Post by steveswede on Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:56 pm

    What's red and hangs from trees?

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    Re: Joke Sharing Thread.

    Post by Hart on Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:39 pm

    This ones a bit of a read, but whatever.
    Also @ Steve, loved it lol.

    The joke:
    One day, a catholic bus crashed on the road through the Italian countryside.

    Three nuns died, but there faith was rewarded and they ascended to Heaven.

    At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."

    The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren."
    And *poof* she was gone.

    The second says, "I want to be Madonna".
    And *poof* she was gone.

    The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."
    St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked
    "Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.
    St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

    The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
    St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing hysterically.
    the newspaper clipping reads:
    "In 1970 the Sahara Pipeline was laid by 1,400 men over 6 months"


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    Post by Hatsune Miku on Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:19 pm

    I'm gonna Raichu a love song.


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    Re: Joke Sharing Thread.

    Post by WaffleGuy on Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:55 pm

    WARNING: It contains a no-no word.:


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