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bunnywink wrote:Jezebel has some excerpts from the listing. If "YOU" would like to "READ" it, you should definitely "CHECK" it "OUT". Hahah.

He sounds dreaaaaaaaamyyyyyy. BLEH. Such obnoxious behavior. No girl deserves to be punished with having to be with the likes of him.


Really really love this part 10) Question ("Comment"): You sound or seem rude, aggressive, controlling or ****. Just like my ******* ex-boyfriend or husband. 

Answer: And you sound ignorant just like my XXXXX ex-girlfriend. It's ignorant and ridiculous to judge someone so quickly without ever talking to them, meeting them and not even spending 10 minutes with them. Trust me, I am not like your ex-boyfriend or husband. I'm much better. Don't be quick to judge someone (especially negatively) until you really get to know them which takes time. 


So he gets told he's a jerk that often? That's it's in a FAQ about him? Wow, what a surprise.

I love how in question 10, he criticizes you for making negative judgements about him  without getting to know him first and then he does the same thing. Hahahah. Hypocrite much?

I really wish someone responded to the listing and actually went on a date with him. I'd like to know if he incorrectly uses air quotations in "real life"...


 

Also, I don't think he understands what a FAQ is. Just like he doesn't understand how to properly use quotation marks. Hahah. I doubt "23) Question ("Comment"): I am going to be evicted from my house and will be homeless soon. My parents are also going through a divorce and I have to go to Court next week." is a frequently asked question/comment... At least... I sincerely hope not...

I can't tell you how many women have come a calling to ol' skare with the homeless/parent divorce/court story.



Oh wait, it's zero

Skare, You banned hugs? But how could I not hug such an adorable kitty cat.

What's one of the benefits to living in Switzerland? 





Well, the flag is a big plus.     Get it? Get it?

Soul of Stray Demon wrote:What's one of the benefits to living in Switzerland? 





Well, the flag is a big plus.     Get it? Get it?

You ought to be ashamed of yourself right now...  

[Finds vehicle setup he likes in game,switches tank gun to try out new one,game glitches so the previous gun cannot be used again]


FUUUUUUUUUUU........

Soul of Stray Demon wrote:Skare, You banned hugs? But how could I not hug such an adorable kitty cat.

He bites

Posting for people who haven't watched TOME. It's amazing. A web animation made by the amazing Chris Niosi, and Blake Swift. 

I walked into a Gamestop about an hour ago and asked if they had Battletoads.

The guy behind the counter gave me the dirtiest look, reached underneath the counter and plopped a an actual copy of BattleToads on the counter.  Oh man I didn't expect that

That's clutch GameStop! I wouldn't think they'd have that either

Tried out a new game that was referred to as 'space Minecraft' in the video below,it's pretty fun and free to boot so I decided to pop it in here if anyone wants to try it. The download link is in the video description.

I HAVE A WONDERFUL ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!


It's finally arrived on the Playstation Network Store.

Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA F

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!

That is all, thank you.

Vinyl Scratch wrote:I HAVE A WONDERFUL ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!


It's finally arrived on the Playstation Network Store.

Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA F

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!

That is all, thank you.

a fangirl scream would perfectly fit with your post XD

tigab95 wrote:

Vinyl Scratch wrote:I HAVE A WONDERFUL ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!


It's finally arrived on the Playstation Network Store.

Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA F

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!

That is all, thank you.

a fangirl scream would perfectly fit with your post XD

lol Thanks.

I wanted to do that. But I squeed instead.

You're welcome 

My computer isn't fixed. It was in the shop for, no exaggeration, 2 months, and the main problem that I brought it in for isn't solved. It seemed to be for the last 2 days, but this morning it started happening again. So happy I payed for them to hold it for 2 months and not fix the problem. I'm buying a new computer. I've had enough.

Does anyone have the Picture this drwaing is based on ? I saw it once but it didn't save it .

Spoiler:

PlasticandRage wrote:My computer isn't fixed. It was in the shop for, no exaggeration, 2 months, and the main problem that I brought it in for isn't solved. It seemed to be for the last 2 days, but this morning it started happening again. So happy I payed for them to hold it for 2 months and not fix the problem. I'm buying a new computer. I've had enough.

I know exactly how that feels except with a brand new computer that came not working.

Yeah I've had this one for 5 years now, so I can't complain too too much. What makes it extra frustrating is that the computer itself is totally fine. I'm typing this out on it right now. The problem is with the display, and for whatever reason neither repair shop in town seems to be capable of fixing it. The one guy wanted to charge me a ridiculous amount for a whole new display, and the other guy keeps ordering parts from places that are showing up broken. Clearly he's done it again, because the part that he installed only worked for two days. It's infinitely frustrating that I don't have the knowledge necessary to fix laptops or I'd just do it myself. It's probably not even a difficult thing to do if you know what you're doing. Just open it up, replace the part, and button it back up.

Part of my chat with CleverBot. 
Cleverbot: When will the earth be hit with an asteroid?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: She's a girl.

User: Who is?

Cleverbot: Fluttershy.

User: So you like ponies?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You like Fluttershy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fluttershy is a pony?

Cleverbot: I know, fluttershy is a pony.

User: So you like ponies?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Soul of Stray Demon wrote:Part of my chat with CleverBot. 
Cleverbot: When will the earth be hit with an asteroid?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: She's a girl.

User: Who is?

Cleverbot: Fluttershy.

User: So you like ponies?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You like Fluttershy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fluttershy is a pony?

Cleverbot: I know, fluttershy is a pony.

User: So you like ponies?

Cleverbot: Yes.

lol Cleverbot is just shy to admit that it likes ponies.

Don't worry cleverbot, I like ponies too.

This is addicting.

Everyone should play it.

Found an even better version. Play this instead.

PLAY IT, AND WIN THE TIME MACHINE.