Never believed it myself...

Just got summoned by a couple of Dark Anor Londo gankers and the second I spawn in I get a message saying, "trade." I message back with a "what" he messages back "slabs."

I mean, what the hell? Needless to say, I crystaled out.

Why do gankers need slabs? Another thing is, why do they speak so crudely?

I don't even think they need it, I think they view it as fair payment for enjoying the honor of being summoned into their game.

Of course, you should be proud of joining the F***** Force..

The last time I got summoned by gankers I left them a couple of dung pies before crystalling out.

Give them a great fireball to the face instead of a slab, THEN crystal out

Carphil wrote:Give them a great fireball to the face instead of a slab, THEN crystal out

Oh hey, I'm going to bow as a sign is respecOH WHERE THE F*** DID THAT DOOR COME FROM?! What you said last night cracked me up.

I've never had anyone proactively ask me for something or for a trade, let alone in such a rude way as if slabs grow on trees.... What a bunch of noobs.

I would drop a then BC out.

I've littered the forest with dung for the gankers. After all, everyone deserves presents

RenegadeCop wrote:

Carphil wrote:Give them a great fireball to the face instead of a slab, THEN crystal out

Oh hey, I'm going to bow as a sign is respecOH WHERE THE F*** DID THAT DOOR COME FROM?! What you said last night cracked me up.

haha thats right!

Less than a slab, at least. :|

well you know what they say. if you cant join em...murder them.

Mr. Tart wrote:I once summoned a guy that demanded humanity or he wouldn't help me.

LOL! That would be an instant Black Crystal for me. What a waste of time.

Sometimes I just waste their time, like pretending I don't understand what they want.

"Oh, you want to trade your slabs? Ok, I got some large shards and prism stones."

IV_Mark_VI wrote:Sometimes I just waste their time, like pretending I don't understand what they want.

"Oh, you want to trade your slabs? Ok, I got some large shards and prism stones."

I've only had two people ask me for stuff.

1) A host summoned me somewhere as a white. He said he was low on humanity, so I gave him some and didn't ask for anything in return.

2) I summoned 2 phantoms for the wolf fight. After we killed it one of the phantoms asked me if I had Demon titanite. I messaged yes, and he replied he would give me whatever I want for them. We bartered a little and then traded at the butterfly area.

I've never had anyone else ask me for stuff.