by User Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:19 pm
...sigh.
Well, when you wish you can smack a dumb person with your hammer
When you wish you can cast a Hidden Spell to not get involved in stuff.
When you wish for a whip to put some sense in an imbecile.
When you try to get more earnings by putting a ring on.
When you wish you had that awesome hood to make yourself look badass.
When you wish you had the armor of thorns, so you can have brutal chest bumps.
When you think that your pen can be used as a Rapier
When you think that your wooden table can be a substitute for a Plank Shield
When you try to throw a rock to make pretty colours
When you throw crap at assholes to try to intoxicate them
When you try to spit at them to get them intoxicated
When you lift a stick high in the air to cast a Soul Spear
When you try to fill your bottle with fire for better nutrition
When you try to eat grass to make yourself become more edurant
When you create a wooden figure of the Maiden Statues with a small child
When you try to make a home-made elevator with a wooden square with chains to lift it up
When you wish for a Glutton Dragon to come to make your day more interesting
Here are some of the signs to show that you are addicted. 'some' is a key word.
