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    The Sunbro Dudeship

    Post by Rockstar2112 on Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:33 am

    The Warriors of Sunlight are an eclectic bunch. Staring at the sun, feeling the majestic rays caress and smother their bodies, wrapping them in a vessel of warmth and strength as they sally off to indulge in jolly co-operation. Then they came. The heroes of Lordran, across all the planes of existance, all at once, dimensions clashing into others to create a random fusion of power and jolly co-operation. It was like lightning had struck the dwindling ranks of the Warriors of Sunlight. Traditions were lost. Battlecrys that had existed for centuries faded. Memories of what they stood for became a distant memory, remembered only in the heat of battle, or the roaring blaze of mid-day. Sometimes it could be felt in the fire of a dragon... not that many were still around. But what mattered was that the Warriors of Sunlight were reborn and reinvigorated... as the Sunbros.

    The Sunbros were all well and good. But for a select few, that was not enough. Some took it too literally, and formed a splinter group. Not for a different cause, not for a different alignment, and not against a different enemy, but for different... beer. And so the first of the SunBROs travelled to the Undead Cathedral and went to face the gargoyles, merrily killing the undead whilst humming the Mission Impossible themetune. And then, the first legendary words of the SunBROs were spoken:

    "Duuuuude I'm so high, that big stone gargoyle thing just moved. SOLAIRE BRO THAT GARGOYLE THING JUST MOVED, COME QUICK! BRO! Dude we have to kill this thing, look, I put my crate over in that tower over there! Dude he's threatening my Bud, no-one threatens my bud."

    Now the SunBRO invites you to join the splinter group, the Warriors of Sunlight, Beer, Babes and Bros. There's only two rules, laid out in the SunBRO commandments.

    1) Go to Solaire dude and join the covenant so you get that cool *** golden summon sign thing.
    2) SCREW RULES DUDE.


    The SunBROs have no real cohesion, or co-operation amongst themselves. It's a mindset, a joint effort to bring more co-operation and beer to the other dimensions. Some guidelines on how to be a SunBRO are as such:

    - When you are summoned, encourage your host to chug Estus like a boss.
    - Fight always as if your enemy has stolen your beer.
    - If you ever meet the Princess in Anor Londo, stare for hours.
    - When an enemy is defeated, raise your hand in a wave and shout 'up top!'
    - Don't be disappointed if people don't understand the high five. They are not versed in the Way of the Bro.
    - Remember the three Bs. Babes, Beer and Bros.
    - If you see a Bro's summon sign, summon him, shout DUUUDE then go kill undead and sh*t.

    Welcome fellow bros. Welcome to your home. Or as a bro would say.

    "Dude, you're finally at the party. CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG...."


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    Re: The Sunbro Dudeship

    Post by DoughGuy on Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:35 am

    Rockstar2112 wrote:The Warriors of Sunlight are an eclectic bunch. Staring at the sun, feeling the majestic rays caress and smother their bodies, wrapping them in a vessel of warmth and strength as they sally off to indulge in jolly co-operation. Then they came. The heroes of Lordran, across all the planes of existance, all at once, dimensions clashing into others to create a random fusion of power and jolly co-operation. It was like lightning had struck the dwindling ranks of the Warriors of Sunlight. Traditions were lost. Battlecrys that had existed for centuries faded. Memories of what they stood for became a distant memory, remembered only in the heat of battle, or the roaring blaze of mid-day. Sometimes it could be felt in the fire of a dragon... not that many were still around. But what mattered was that the Warriors of Sunlight were reborn and reinvigorated... as the Sunbros.

    The Sunbros were all well and good. But for a select few, that was not enough. Some took it too literally, and formed a splinter group. Not for a different cause, not for a different alignment, and not against a different enemy, but for different... beer. And so the first of the SunBROs travelled to the Undead Cathedral and went to face the gargoyles, merrily killing the undead whilst humming the Mission Impossible themetune. And then, the first legendary words of the SunBROs were spoken:

    "Duuuuude I'm so high, that big stone gargoyle thing just moved. SOLAIRE BRO THAT GARGOYLE THING JUST MOVED, COME QUICK! BRO! Dude we have to kill this thing, look, I put my crate over in that tower over there! Dude he's threatening my Bud, no-one threatens my bud."

    Now the SunBRO invites you to join the splinter group, the Warriors of Sunlight, Beer, Babes and Bros. There's only two rules, laid out in the SunBRO commandments.

    1) Go to Solaire dude and join the covenant so you get that cool *** golden summon sign thing.
    2) SCREW RULES DUDE.


    The SunBROs have no real cohesion, or co-operation amongst themselves. It's a mindset, a joint effort to bring more co-operation and beer to the other dimensions. Some guidelines on how to be a SunBRO are as such:

    - When you are summoned, encourage your host to chug Estus like a boss.
    - Fight always as if your enemy has stolen your beer.
    - If you ever meet the Princess in Anor Londo, stare for hours.
    - When an enemy is defeated, raise your hand in a wave and shout 'up top!'
    - Don't be disappointed if people don't understand the high five. They are not versed in the Way of the Bro.
    - Remember the three Bs. Babes, Beer and Bros.
    - If you see a Bro's summon sign, summon him, shout DUUUDE then go kill undead and sh*t.

    Welcome fellow bros. Welcome to your home. Or as a bro would say.

    "Dude, you're finally at the party. CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG...."
    The Knights declare it is time to party!


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    Re: The Sunbro Dudeship

    Post by DoughGuy on Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:48 am

    The Knights respond: "YOUR GRANDMUM!"


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    Re: The Sunbro Dudeship

    Post by Juutas on Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:11 am

    Jolly co-operation = biggest lie in Dark Souls history.


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    Re: The Sunbro Dudeship

    Post by nsane32 on Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:39 am

    and with the power of America the sunBRO's will become more powerful than ever


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    Re: The Sunbro Dudeship

    Post by whitechikz11 on Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:41 am

    Join us! Praise the Sun


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    Re: The Sunbro Dudeship

    Post by Serious_Much on Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:03 pm

    Rockstar2112 wrote:
    - Fight always as if your enemy has stolen your beer.

    this is pretty jokes, that being my favourite bit...

    alliance maybe :?: lol!


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    Re: The Sunbro Dudeship

    Post by Rockstar2112 on Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:46 pm

    This is a dudeship Serious dude. No alliance, no fellowship. A dudeship.

    And we bros aren't knights, we're just here for chicks'n'booze'n'stuff.


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    Re: The Sunbro Dudeship

    Post by Serious_Much on Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:41 pm

    well you can get plenty of booze and stuff, but the chicks will only be metaphorical silly

    your dudeship is awesome though winking


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    Re: The Sunbro Dudeship

    Post by Rockstar2112 on Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:03 pm

    There is one chick to stare at dude, never forget it.

    But a true bro will never be a git and write a stupid message like 'Must grab with both hands'. Bros will just ogle in silence.


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    Re: The Sunbro Dudeship

    Post by Serious_Much on Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:45 pm

    lol iv never written anything like thta in my life, was funny the first... couple of times, after number 50 from going to that bonfire it gets bit boring..


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    Re: The Sunbro Dudeship

    Post by Solaire_of_Astora on Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:04 pm

    "I am Solaire of Astora, an adherent to the Lord of Sunlight.
    Now that I am Undead, I have come to this great land, the birthplace of Lord Gwyn, to seek my very own sun!"


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    Post by Serious_Much on Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:18 pm

    nice necrobumping skills, very impressive.


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    Re: The Sunbro Dudeship

    Post by Solaire_of_Astora on Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:29 am

    Serious_Much wrote:nice necrobumping skills, very impressive.
    Well, I am undead.


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