They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by Baiulus on Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:52 pm

    I'm not sure what I'm laughing harder about..
    Tolvo's slug idea, or how willing everyone was to immediately change their avatars. lol


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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:55 pm

    Please, I'm a pale hypochondriac OCD Agoraphobe, of course i picked Jimmy.
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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by cloudyeki on Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:58 pm

    Alright, I think I got a decent avatar now >_>


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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:07 pm

    Or, you could just like ahead of time mail them a book you've written.

    "Two White's and One in the Red."

    It'll be an erotic fiction about three men who come across each other in a forest, laiden with homoerotic symbolism and allegories to Milk. They'll be completely won over by this, and continue to read into this riveting story which is now before them. Each page turning faster and faster, when finally they've had enough and just can't hold it in any longer. They press the home button, and have to send you a long message detailing their love of you as a person, player, and writer. You'll recieve pages of flirts and compliments, but as soon as they send the message and get ack to game, alas, it is too late. You have drained all 99 of their humanity and killed them, having used Acid surge to break their MLGS and gear. A single tear will come down their face, as they finish the book realizing this was the ending prophecized in it. If only they had known you were the greatest tease of all time, the slippery slug man you are. They'll cry that night, and a few nights after and harden themselves to never read a book again.

    In short, always finish the book you start kids.
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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by Rin on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:15 pm

    :shock: de faq did i just read


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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by Baiulus on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:18 pm

    Interesting.
    I'm aspiring to be a writer anyways.
    Tolvo's idea will be my first masterpiece! lol


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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:20 pm

    Just have the prologue be the song "I fought the Law and I Won." It helps people get the Milk relation more, plus the dudes having sex. That part is pretty important too.

    I think Jimmy has done this to me.
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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by cloudyeki on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:21 pm

    Not my fault, Tolvo. I suggested Rolf >_>


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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:23 pm

    Then instead of men, we'd have cattle and butter covered lobsters doing it in our forest. Alvina may enjoy some guy on guy, but I doubt she's that much of a furry.

    I feel like not only has this gotten off topic, but this is breaking some unspoken rule of the forum. Like, "Don't talk about homosexual erotic novels and compare them to buttered up lobsters clamped onto a cows utters drying to suck the Milk, Harvey Milk, from their teats."
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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by Cantankerous_Flood on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:27 pm

    I, too, am a self-proclaimed "Ganker-H8ter" (At least that's what my Prius' license plate says). I think they should install a ring called "Ring of Water," "Hydroring" or "Ring of Tears." It would simply allow all physical attacks including backstabs and riposte criticals to pass through the wearer as they would be made of water. Swinging hammers would cause the wearer to burst into a cluster of raindrops only to fall and form a puddle on the ground. In turn, the opponent would then look down in bewilderment, fall and land in the bottom of Ash Lake.

    Now obviously, there is a downfall to this (lightning), but this can be alleviated simply by pouring Tolvo's vat of grease all over you, and cast Combustion on yourself. Insta-Human torch! bounce


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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:28 pm

    I don't like to use the term ganker hater, I consider myself a ganker rehabilitator. I just heal them with a DMB Murakumo.
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    Post by Noob-of-Artorias on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:32 pm

    skarekrow13 wrote:I honestly don't remember that episode. I hope they got to enjoy a jawbreaker or two before he arrived
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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by Baiulus on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:32 pm

    Before I get started on the Erotica, I'm compiling all these suggestions into a letter to From.
    I wonder which one of our ideas they'll release...


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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by Cantankerous_Flood on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:33 pm

    Touche Prostration

    Looks like I'm going back to the DMV...


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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:34 pm

    The one about the Pygmy and his Dark Lord. That one will be a best seller, along with "Two Serpents for the King."
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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:57 pm

    Hey they put me in the game. Maybe we see a few more ideas

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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by Shindori on Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:43 am

    people seem to have forgotten there's an arena coming with the DLC.


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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by Tolvo on Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:44 am

    But can you be a slug man, oozing juices of freedom to defeat your enemy, in that arena? If not, the DLC isn't worth it!
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    Re: They should incorporate a spell to ward off gankers in the DLC.

    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:00 am

    aww man i wish i could see what goes on in your head man..... or is this just the side effects of you rampant panadol addiciton?


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