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(No gamertags or psn id's)
And note that I use divine blessings for gankers and backstabbers.
I'll start with a massive wall of text.
Invading in the rage inducing forest as usual and I end up finding three cookie cutter gankers. I wasn't having any of that so I promptly jumped off the nearest ledge. The next two invasions I get TWoP'd and stun locked. My forth invasion, I see their names in the recent players list(useful), so I came up with a dastardly plan; run. I spawned near the entrance and dashed to the right until I jumped off of a cliff. Well this cliff was the one to the Darkroot Basin. I healed with a divine blessing and grabbed my claymore and waited. If they had jumped(which they didn't sadly), my backstab would kill each of them. Eventually I walked off down to my new ally, the hydra and safely sent a message. "Have fun with no invaders. ;]" They would have to jump to certain death or kill off a phantom and gank with 2v1s. The host instead disconnects. I had won.
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What started out as a duel ended with me laughing hysterically. The host bows, I bow, and the duel starts. About a fifth of my health was gone and about half of his. Suddenly he pivot stabs me(I didn't see it coming as I thought it was a duel)and fails at chaining me. I use one divine blessing as this is no longer a duel. He stops and just spams the look skyward gesture. I poke him, kick him, channeler dance in front of him, but he keeps using it so I just kill him. After a impossibly boring barrage of poorly spelled hatemail and kindly replying to each of them(being kind is the new rude apparently) I decided it was time for this to end. The following was my message.
"Ifrit has yet to receive a reply! Will ---- ever send a message? Will Iffy ever convince ---- that he is not a ******? And what of the divine blessings he had "spammed"? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DARK SOULS HATEMAIL!!!!!" To top it off I sent a friend request to him. Unsurprisingly, he declined...
(No gamertags or psn id's)
And note that I use divine blessings for gankers and backstabbers.
I'll start with a massive wall of text.
Invading in the rage inducing forest as usual and I end up finding three cookie cutter gankers. I wasn't having any of that so I promptly jumped off the nearest ledge. The next two invasions I get TWoP'd and stun locked. My forth invasion, I see their names in the recent players list(useful), so I came up with a dastardly plan; run. I spawned near the entrance and dashed to the right until I jumped off of a cliff. Well this cliff was the one to the Darkroot Basin. I healed with a divine blessing and grabbed my claymore and waited. If they had jumped(which they didn't sadly), my backstab would kill each of them. Eventually I walked off down to my new ally, the hydra and safely sent a message. "Have fun with no invaders. ;]" They would have to jump to certain death or kill off a phantom and gank with 2v1s. The host instead disconnects. I had won.
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What started out as a duel ended with me laughing hysterically. The host bows, I bow, and the duel starts. About a fifth of my health was gone and about half of his. Suddenly he pivot stabs me(I didn't see it coming as I thought it was a duel)and fails at chaining me. I use one divine blessing as this is no longer a duel. He stops and just spams the look skyward gesture. I poke him, kick him, channeler dance in front of him, but he keeps using it so I just kill him. After a impossibly boring barrage of poorly spelled hatemail and kindly replying to each of them(being kind is the new rude apparently) I decided it was time for this to end. The following was my message.
"Ifrit has yet to receive a reply! Will ---- ever send a message? Will Iffy ever convince ---- that he is not a ******? And what of the divine blessings he had "spammed"? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DARK SOULS HATEMAIL!!!!!" To top it off I sent a friend request to him. Unsurprisingly, he declined...
Last edited by IceIfrit666 on Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:06 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Blank name spaces didn't appear.)