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    The Magic Turtle

    Post by Heroez Blade on Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:50 pm

    This is a really funny, but nooby setup for pvp. The good thing about it is that you will win almost every fight unless someone spams wrath of gods. The setup includes the following:

    Armor: black iron with mask of mother

    weapons: dragonslayer speer, pyromancy hand, and greatshield of artorias

    spells: just fireball and crystal magic weapon

    rings: ring of favor, ring that changes rolling

    technique: This setup involves doing the new spell swap glitch (i will not reveal it) to put crystal weapon on the dragonslayer speer and basically you turtle the enemy. When their health is almost gone start two handing the speer and just jabbing away at them...

    If you are someone who does not like glitches than dont use this setup. I've been using for a while and i think it is really funny.

    PS: It works best if you summon a person through the red sign.


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    Re: The Magic Turtle

    Post by lextune on Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:55 pm

    Seriously?

    Wow.....you are pretty open about being a total tool.


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    Re: The Magic Turtle

    Post by zzombieboy on Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:57 pm

    I'd take one look at you with this build, and DMB my Shotel silly


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    Re: The Magic Turtle

    Post by Heroez Blade on Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:58 pm

    Just to make things clear i do not use this setup all the time, i was just using it for a while because it was funny.


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    Re: The Magic Turtle

    Post by Carphil on Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:01 pm

    hmm... I really don't know what to say... what about this:

    Heroez Blade wrote:This is a really funny, but nooby setup for pvp. The good thing about it is that you will win almost every fight unless someone spams wrath of gods. The setup includes the following:

    Armor: black iron with mask of mother

    weapons: Pike, catalyst, and greatshield of artorias

    spells: crystal magic weapon

    rings: ring of favor, nothing

    technique: This setup involves turtling.

    PS: It works best if you summon a person through the red sign.


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    Re: The Magic Turtle

    Post by DoughGuy on Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:03 pm

    This isnt funny, its a **** move.


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    Re: The Magic Turtle

    Post by Rynn on Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:23 pm

    You people are bad at understanding satire, no?
    He listed every single thing you hate in a single post.
    Silly...

    If you're not trolling, this forum doesn't appreciate glitches, nor 2 Vs 1 battles much.
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    Re: The Magic Turtle

    Post by Carphil on Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:26 pm

    Rynn wrote:You people are bad at understanding satire, no?
    He listed every single thing you hate in a single post.
    Silly...


    Not exactly.

    Otherwise it would be: full dragon body glitch, poison knifes mahine gun glitch, spell swap glitch, bottomlex box glitch, infinte dragon roar glitch


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    Re: The Magic Turtle

    Post by Rynn on Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:33 pm

    Carphil wrote:
    Rynn wrote:You people are bad at understanding satire, no?
    He listed every single thing you hate in a single post.
    Silly...


    Not exactly.

    Otherwise it would be: full dragon body glitch, poison knifes mahine gun glitch, spell swap glitch, bottomlex box glitch, infinte dragon roar glitch
    Could you honestly claim you could appropriately make a build expressing every glich players have distaste for in 1 build? He does a good job at picking at several aspects of the games glitches.
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    Re: The Magic Turtle

    Post by johnnyjwa on Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:49 pm

    If you dident say you used spell swap I would have no problem with this. Then you said you summon ppl with a red sign and spell swap. Ya...


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    Re: The Magic Turtle

    Post by Carphil on Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:02 pm

    Rynn wrote:
    Carphil wrote:
    Rynn wrote:You people are bad at understanding satire, no?
    He listed every single thing you hate in a single post.
    Silly...


    Not exactly.

    Otherwise it would be: full dragon body glitch, poison knifes mahine gun glitch, spell swap glitch, bottomlex box glitch, infinte dragon roar glitch
    Could you honestly claim you could appropriately make a build expressing every glich players have distaste for in 1 build? He does a good job at picking at several aspects of the games glitches.

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    Re: The Magic Turtle

    Post by DamageCK on Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:15 am

    Initially I thought "typical scrub method". Then I read "spell swap". Screw that. Then it suggests summoning reds. Super screw that.

    And I don't think he posted it as a joke. The dude clearly states that he actually does this. Not trolling people trying to PvE, but people actively looking for PvP.

    F*ck that noise.


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