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sparkly-twinkly-lizard
ParasiticEve
callipygias
swordiris
JoeBroski09
sinisterapathy
Leeroy_Jenkins
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I hate patches with a burning passion!
Leeroy_Jenkins- Obsessed
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Join date : 2012-05-18
Location : Heading through The Giant's Forrest which on the other side lies The Cave of No Return which holds The Armor of Invincibility...
So my story starts with me strolling through the catacombs having a good time slaying some baddies. I get to the turn lever for the first bridge and I see patches through some rocks standing by the second bridge lever. I rush over there because I've never seen him there before and I was excited. I proceed to converse after pressing the bridge switch it goes normal he asks if I'm a cleric I say no normal stuff. But what frustrates me is that when I'm half way across the bridge almost within reach of the sword dance miracle and gravelord covenant he turns the bridge and i fall to my death normally patches silly harmless shenanigans amuse me but when he straight up kills me that's too far. Has anyone else experienced this and did you get as mad as me?
sinisterapathy- Addicted
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Join date : 2012-04-06
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Location : U.S.
LOL this is the first encounter with patches...So ive heard anyway...Ive only ever seen him in the ToG. I hear that this is average though.
JoeBroski09- Chosen Undead
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Location : Carim in the Pacific Northwest
Hehehe. If you spring across, I believe he can't get it turned in time, or if you pretend to go across, he'll turn it or something. I just know that the one time I saw him up there, I knew he was going to do something with that bridge. So, Idr what I did, but he didn't kill me
Sux 4 u, tho.
Sux 4 u, tho.
swordiris- Caffeinated
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Join date : 2012-06-29
Age : 27
Location : Texas
I think Patches is funny. On my third playthrough I kicked him into his trap in tomb of the giants for the lols
callipygias- Hollowed
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Join date : 2012-02-18
Age : 54
Location : Oregon, US
I love Patches because he gives me 18 humanity per playthrough.
ParasiticEve- Casual
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Join date : 2012-05-31
Location : Chicago
How do you get him not to do it?
Leeroy_Jenkins- Obsessed
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Join date : 2012-05-18
Location : Heading through The Giant's Forrest which on the other side lies The Cave of No Return which holds The Armor of Invincibility...
The fact that he is such a good merchant is the only thing that stopped me from going right back down there and kicking his face off a cliff!
Leeroy_Jenkins- Obsessed
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Join date : 2012-05-18
Location : Heading through The Giant's Forrest which on the other side lies The Cave of No Return which holds The Armor of Invincibility...
I would like to know this as well. Also are there other spots I need to look out for him other than the tog thats all fun 'n gamesParasiticEve wrote:How do you get him not to do it?
sparkly-twinkly-lizard- Compulsory Poster
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i use that first bridge turn of his to kill invaders who follow me.
Leeroy_Jenkins- Obsessed
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Join date : 2012-05-18
Location : Heading through The Giant's Forrest which on the other side lies The Cave of No Return which holds The Armor of Invincibility...
LOL ftwsparkly-twinkly-lizard wrote:i use that first bridge turn of his to kill invaders who follow me.
callipygias- Hollowed
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You can skip Patches all together if you want. Like was said above, just sprint over the bridge if he's at the switch in the Catacombs. Then you don't need to bother with him in ToG if you don't wanna. But you can get A LOT from him, directly and indirectly.
Leeroy_Jenkins- Obsessed
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Location : Heading through The Giant's Forrest which on the other side lies The Cave of No Return which holds The Armor of Invincibility...
Ya I know thats why I came and vented to the forum instead of kicking him to death.callipygias wrote:You can skip Patches all together if you want. Like was said above, just sprint over the bridge if he's at the switch in the Catacombs. Then you don't need to bother with him in ToG if you don't wanna. But you can get A LOT from him, directly and indirectly.
dianaduh- Obsessed
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i hate patches cause no matter what he does, he gives me useful items.
the first time i saw him at the catacombs i didnt die, i would be able to get to the other side running but there was a phatom with me and he stopped right in fronto of me, at least i fell in a lower ground, but not dead
the first time i saw him at the catacombs i didnt die, i would be able to get to the other side running but there was a phatom with me and he stopped right in fronto of me, at least i fell in a lower ground, but not dead
DoughGuy- Duke's Archivist
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Location : The Bakery of Souls, Sydney
Would you say you hate him with a burning ... patchession?
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callipygias- Hollowed
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That deserves a positive AND a negative! Went with Positive, though.
Extertionist- Obsessed
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I slaughter that **** every time.
callipygias- Hollowed
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Why in the... what did he do? What did... he... do?
Leeroy_Jenkins- Obsessed
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Location : Heading through The Giant's Forrest which on the other side lies The Cave of No Return which holds The Armor of Invincibility...
I think I'm done with the anger I'll play again.
JoeBroski09- Chosen Undead
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Location : Carim in the Pacific Northwest
^Always happens to me. Well, actually, I just don't get angry anymore. You build a numbness to it eventually
Yarxov- Revived
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Patches is my Hero!
He helped me kill an invader once, he was going to do the bridge flip, I'm invaded, the bridge is down and people always use that as a shortcut.
:idea:
I wait at the beginning of the bridge for the invader, when he jumps down, I take a couple steps forward, and then back off. Seconds later Patches does his thing, for the win.
He helped me kill an invader once, he was going to do the bridge flip, I'm invaded, the bridge is down and people always use that as a shortcut.
:idea:
I wait at the beginning of the bridge for the invader, when he jumps down, I take a couple steps forward, and then back off. Seconds later Patches does his thing, for the win.
JoeBroski09- Chosen Undead
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Join date : 2012-04-12
Age : 29
Location : Carim in the Pacific Northwest
I wish I had an HDPVR to catch moments like that when I play. So epic
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