Fatty fatty moments

Don't lie and say you've never had a moment where you ate something and either felt disgustingly full and/or on the verge of passing out.

Me and some friends had the horrible idea to make a mc-casserole as detailed by a certain image board. 50 mcnuggets, 3 large fries, 3 packs of bacon, 3 deli cheeses, and bisquick mixed with beer.

It was like death paid us a visit, kneed each of our kidneys and stomachs and then chloroformed everyone in the room.

Happens every Christmas.

So what you're telling me eki is you did epic meal time?

Cloud that was Epicness worthy of Dark souls my friend and in that respect I salute you .

I don't know about those non-American's here, but have you ever seen the Hostess Chocolate-covered Donettes? They're like bite-sized mini donuts, only they feel like rubber as you eat them. Back in college before I dropped out I would eat entire bags of those in one sitting. And not snack-sized bags. The snack sized ones had 5/6 donuts per package. The bags I'm talking about had 30/40 in them. They'd just be sitting next to my computer as I played League of Legends, TF2, or FFXI and before I knew it the bag would be empty. Let's just say it never felt good later on...

Yeah, that happened while thisiswhyyourefat was still updating. 2nd moment I had was the stupidest thing a 10 year old could do. California Roll eating contest, with lots of soy sauce and wasabi. Dear god it felt like Vietnam was happening in my intestines. 2 hours in the John and then passing out on tile flooring.

I always eat as much as possible. I'm always hungry. And yet, here I am, skipping lunch, and planning on having a small dinner... I love food, but I love money more *shrug*

Anyway, around spring time, my 10 years of baseball has trained my body to eat as much as possible. I will eat, and then eat, and eat some more. I will order 12 dollars worth of food if my parents are paying. They rarely pay. I rarely have any stomach problems, but I have heartburn like CRAZY. I had colic as a baby, and I've had extreme heartburns for as long as I can remember. I eat those foods that give me heartburn very slowly. Pizza, I will eat slow, though I WILL eat half the pizza if I can. Or more. When I first hit my growth spurt at 10 years old, I ate a whole large size pizza. I also would eat 5 or 6 servings of dinner. It's not that extreme anymore, but I have a crazy metabolism.

That being said. The fatty fatty feeling? I've once eaten my favorite dish (kielbasa alfredo) so fast, and I had so much, I went outside and puked. I then kept on eating... Only time I ever did puke from eating so much, though.

I rarely have stomach problems, and not ever from eating too much. Like when I don't eat enough bread, I'll get knives in my stomach. Or when I ate half a pound of habanero corn nuts. Oh man. Going to the bathroom 10 hours later SUCKED.

All in all, I eat a lot. And I tank it like a pro. The fatty fatty moments may be there, but they're short lived, and then I eat more. If I can.

I really Not trying to insult you personally OP, just saying my viewpoint.

I have/would never prepare anything like that, I cant help but view it as gluttonous. I think it comes from growing up middle-lower class.

I had three quarters of a pizza last night. Not so bad. Used to eat half gallons of I've cream in college. Hot sauce shots. Probably worse stuff

Bacon, steak, syrup, and chicken nugget stuffed pizza burger.

Must I go into more detail.

Knight Alundil wrote:I really Not trying to insult you personally OP, just saying my viewpoint.

I have/would never prepare anything like that, I cant help but view it as gluttonous. I think it comes from growing up middle-lower class.

It's fine, it was a very gluttonous thing. My friend (who's parents were talked into it) was the one to put the idea on the table. We just went along for the ride and felt like **** afterwards. I'd say if you ever get a chance to try it, slap the person offering it in the face. It wasn't too bad, but *** does it kill your stomach.

Knight Alundil wrote:I really Not trying to insult you personally OP, just saying my viewpoint.

I have/would never prepare anything like that, I cant help but view it as gluttonous. I think it comes from growing up middle-lower class.

I can say that food does have some influence on food, like bread. But I grew up middle class, I guess upper-middle class since my mother used to bring in six figures, but I eat the breads that Upper class eat. Like, the stuff short of being straight from France. I've also eaten plain white bread. Preparing strange foods has little to do with social class. Maybe how he grew up, but a LOT of upper class love to eat and socialize with lower-middle class. Blue collar.

I eat like crazy, and I did not grow up lower-middle class. I eat very gluttonous, because I played a lot of sports growing up, so I have a high metabolism. I don't think you should simply shove him into a class, because, REALLY, there are extreme exceptions in every example of sociology.

I ate and entire dominoes large pepperoni pizza after a soccer game once and actually made myself sick. So yah. It happens.

Pizza is probably one of the easiest ways to have these moments >_>

It's so delicious, and so easy to eat SO MUCH, it's so greasy and your body just doesn't want that much haha!

Lundi Gras, New Orleans 2007.

Attended a massive party that had literally pounds upon pounds of cajun food cooked from around the whole neighborhood, I inhaled at least 2 1/2 pounds of Catfish, Crawdads and Redbeans and Rice.

...followed by...

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Mardi Gras, New Orleans 2007.

I consumed my entire body weight in bourbon and rum, and ate pretty much the same amount of food I did on Lundi Gras.

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Day After Mardi Gras, New Orleans 2007.

I spent the entire day in a perpetual state of constipation, hang-over and heartburn.

...but would I do it all again...in a heartbeat.

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Food is a part of my Heritage, I learned to cook from my father and my fathers father and when I cook, I cook to feed the neighborhood, should there be leftovers, they shall be eaten, one way or another.

I suppose I take the Cajun philosophy to much to heart, "Laissez Le Bon Ton Roulet" Let the Good Times Roll.

Thats how my grams did it

I felt like that, when I ate about 7 plates at a buffet that had Chinese food, along with the three litres of coke I drank. I added some cookies and fortune in them as well... literally the fortune.

We had a labrador dog once. I got it a sheep's head for it's dinner for a treat. The entire village had to be evacuated.

Okay, anytime I eat chocolate other than dark chocolate - I feel sickly, Chocolate < Fruit - I would pick blueberries over haribo any day, after I reached 16 my body decided it preferred fruit to any gluttonous foods.

Every food group is good; subjecting yourself to be unable of eating different food, even junk food, is a hinderation. Love as much food as you can, and you will never feel sick... Unless the cook us horrible.

Ate an entire cheese cake (one of the safeway brand) in about 90 minutes once.

Forum Pirate wrote:Ate an entire cheese cake (one of the safeway brand) in about 90 minutes once.

Now I gotta try that...

Noob-of-Artorias wrote:

Forum Pirate wrote:Ate an entire cheese cake (one of the safeway brand) in about 90 minutes once.

Now I gotta try that...

Oh man. Eating cake is just extremely difficult.

Screw cake. Cheese cake.