Longest stream of hatemail EVER!

So it all started when i invaded this guy and he was afk. I did not want to wait all day for him to come back so i just backstabbed him and moved on to my next invasion. What happened next was the most epic stream of hatemail I have ever gotten.

First he calls me a pu$$y. I tell him to not go afk as a human in the kiln as you get invaded a lot there. He then starts to lecture me about common courtesy for about 5 messages. Something about how it is HIS world and i have to wait for HIM. I humored him for a bit responding in reasonable statements.

After about 10 more messages i started to get tired of arguing and decided to play a little game. All i responded with was "Still mad bro?". I wanted to see how long this guy would keep insulting me. Boy was I surprised when what seemed like 50 messages later he was still at it. He was calling me a vagina and a child. He even said i was mad because he was intellectually superior to me. The whole time he was insisting I was the one who was mad.

After that i got really bored of him and reminded him he was the one who messaged me and to just chill out and play the game. Then i blocked him.

Call me childish for saying "mad bro" but this guy was asking for it. I must have caught him on a bad day because he exploded like no one i have ever seen.

In a hatemail situation, I usually just try to annoy them further.

I'll give you something to hate about. Haha.

i was invading in the catacombs yesterday and i got so much hate mail, from people, this one one group 1 host 2 sunbros were making there way through the level, so i used all the shortcuts to get to the bonewheels in about 15 secs, and ended up waiting for them, they turned up so i parried first sunbro's killed him, the next one tried to parry me so he got gc'd twice and dies, then the host does some sort of weird dance constantly running and evading, he was using full havels ninja flip and dmb buffed washing pole so i know he wasnt a complete newbie, eventually i get annoyed so i stop chasing him and he comes straight in with a dashing attack, PREDICTABLE, parry dead, then i get the most hateful messages ive ever had saying i was a fail at life and i live to cause suffering for others and i should die in a fire!! i wasnt exactly sure how to respond, so i just said hope your buddies arent bitter i destroyed ALL three of you

Can we start tallying scores for the event now? Haha. I've been down there wrecking shop all day. Love it when they have phantoms. I run up into the spot where you first enter the Cats so it's nice and open, let 'em kill the skellies, then go apeshit. Parry the Zwei, he's dead. Pivot BS the dude trying to attack me while I'm laying his buddy out. Now he's dead. Give the host a couple pops with the Shotel just for good measure. Poison bow into the shield, then just turtle right in his face until he dies. Haha. Oh, man. Lots of laughs down here.

lols no the event for teh cats doesnt start till next week

Damn it. Surely it should count for something.

We should also incorporate additional points for stuff like bridge kills or kicking them off ledges. Surprise dive bomb attacks also.

Hate mail is so funny. Tells you a lot about the mailer. Their emotional IQ is inversely proportional to the number of hate mails they send.

Got my first "hatemail" yesterday. From a dragon head glitcher saying stop invading him (in the firest as an fh). I dont know if it was hatemail though cause it didnt have any swear words.

reim0027 wrote:Hate mail is so funny. Tells you a lot about the mailer. Their emotional IQ is inversely proportional to the number of hate mails they send.

Ahh but sir you are forgetting that this guy is "intellectually superior" to me and prob everyone else.

I've quite a few mail from Japanese players.. never translate them.. because the first one I got back in Demon Souls was bad.. sigh*

Got hatemail from someone I oneshotted with a CSS in the forest, he asked me if I really enjoyed playing like that...I hesitantly asked him, "what, with magic...yes?" and what I got was an onslaught of insults and curses, he called me a ***** for using magic, he called me a ***** for invading him and he called me an imbred redneck because of my name, "Bayou Bulldog"

Finally I just asked if I could show him some tips and tricks on how to be a better player....got a message that I honestly couldn't understand he was yelling so loud and then he blocked me....ouch bro, that hurts.

This reminds me of some hate mail I got once.

I was in Ariamis and got invaded by this guy twice in a row. Each time I wen't and fought him on the bridge, because I hate backstabs. I never pushed him back so that he was trapped, simply made sure neither of us could get behind the other.

After losing for the second time he messages me and calls me a *****.

I reply with "Problem?" and he says "Yeah, wtf is the point of fighting there? we just spam R1 until somebody dies?" Then I message back with "U mad." and block him.


It looks to me like somebody wanted to backstab fish, lol.

Haha - I just outclass them with sophisticated words until they are befuddled when they send me hatemail - I parried and OHKO riposted the host yday in a 1v4 situation because he was first to follow me down into the basin - he sent me some vicious hatemail. My reply was 'Sir, I would appreciate if you toned down the language and the amount of summons you have. I find amusement in the fact that you are attempting to use Non-Standard dialect and expect me to understand. On a quick note, would you like me to give you some tutorials on how to actually combat others with that ultra-greatsword you are using or will you just ceaselessly hit the r1 button. I suggest bringing other tactics than relying on your phantoms into your repertoire, perhaps you would like a dexterity weapon or if not I would highly suggest the man-serpent greatsword, it weighs the same as your zweihander however it is a lot more jolly fun to use and it is more versatile. Thank you for the strong words towards me, I feel glad to have affected you in such a manner, I hope you have a good day.

Best Regards
Your Killer. '

Lets say he hatemailed me for a long while after that and I replied once more and he changed his tone completely and we actually had some fun duels where I taught him how to dead angle with UGS's and Greatswords.

You shouldnt be training gankers Amos!

I doubt he will continue ganking.

you hope!

Meh, I can counter tactics that I taught him.