Gah! Fissures of Burning are FOLLOWING ME!

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    Gah! Fissures of Burning are FOLLOWING ME!

    Post by User on Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:39 am

    Ugh... I killed myself. I killed myself, and lost everything, by Lava. It has happened to me 5 Times! :evil:

    I played Dark Souls early, and I played it off-line to obtain some stuff that I usually obtain. One of them, was the large flame ember. In NG+, all I do is A: Kill Ceaseless. B: Kill the Grub Worm by the bonfire. C: Kill the Three Taurus. D: Run Past the Grub Worms. E: Get the Ember and Homeward Out. Easy, simple, have done this with about almost 10 different characters, and those characters are usually ones that past NG+. Easy, simple, do it before.

    Well, the Grub and Ceaseless were easy. Then, I reached the Taurus Demons. I killed the one by the orange fog gate easy and simple. The second one, I usually do a leaping attack off the cliff by it, and insta-killing if not almost killing the demon. Then, I fight the Taurus Demon.

    Killed the first two, easy and simple. Then I went to the third one... the taurus demon was about to do the slam axe attack, in which I tried to roll. I made a mistake: I rolled too soon, and it hit and threw me into the lava. Ok... that's fine. I did it again.

    I went to do the jump attack on the Taurus Demon. I missed, and it threw me with a swinging axe off the cliff to the lava. Ok... try it again.

    I went a third time, and landed an attack on the second taurus demon... then my character decided to jump off the cliff, off of the head of the Taurus. I was a little bit surprised and angered about that one by, what, enough? :evil:

    I tried a fourth time, and I passed the three taurus demons by killing them. Good. Ran past the worms, homewarded, went past all the capra... well, all but one.

    Remember the one that first introduces itself when ytou go to the road down to where all the rest of the Capras are? It hit me back once because I made a mistake... again. The Capra Demon hit me backwards. Remember the indent that is at the side of the road to your right? Well, it was to my left, and I went down that indent.

    Ugh, ok, I went threw the process of all the Capras again. Went to the surface, and was upgrading my weapon at Vamos, Killed Sif, and went to New Londo. I was good, and I stopped Dark Souls for awhile. I had work to do for work, so I needed the computer.

    After I was done, I went to see what computer games I had, since I did not want to go back downstairs. I found starcraft and tried it first; I played four games, and went back to find another. I can't play starcraft 2 or amnesia because the video car sucks, so I played my brothers game, in which he ave me: Minecraft. it's an ok game, usually I just create farms and all that stuff. i had an army of golems at my disposal, and i wish I had hunted for some wolves for my own small army. Anyways...

    I went to the Nether, and I needed a blaze rod for brewing (if you played the game, you might know what it means... of course, blaze rods being obtained are ********... here is why). I was hunting down blazes, which like to hover right? Well, I was trying to reach and hit it with my sword... and I fell into Lava... again.

    Ugh. I prefer to fall into Gaping's Stomach Acids I think about now, seriously. Rivers of Fire? Fissures of Death? No way to escape or live from the falls? Getting screwed over by perception reaching towards stupidity?

    All of it, yes. God. I am the King of Falling and then Agonizing Burning. The Lava stops the fall damage you take, but in return you live for a few seconds unable to do anything, while your entire body is burned...

    I think it is a meaning of some sorts... perhaps I should get a bow.
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    Re: Gah! Fissures of Burning are FOLLOWING ME!

    Post by DoughGuy on Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:47 am

    And here you realise that in almost every game ranged/magic is better than melee.


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    Post by User on Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:49 am

    Hm... no. But I think I should get my Crossbow again. Just in case.
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    Post by SlakeMoth on Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:13 am

    It sounds like you're a marked man Acidic my fiend. Spooky, no?

    I love bows but maybe a pitchfork would be better, seeing as you're spending so much time knee deep in hot fiery stuff.

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    Post by User on Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:30 am

    Heh, I guess it is for how many times I had gravelorded and THEN cracked eyed them... making them stay permanently BPlack Phantomed for a good amount of time, while I kill people as a red phantom.

    Friends usually are known to be listed, Slake. I would be glad to say that you are so.

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