Random Off-Topic

Meh.

You're not impressed by knife tricks?

To be perfectly honest I din't read what was said

But yeah.. knife tricks are kinda cool, though the one you do between your fingers is just plain retarded really.. (not that I haven't done it though)

Five finger fillet? It's cool until someone gets stabbed in the eye.

Its all fun and games until someone get shurt. Then its hilarious

Uparkaam wrote:Five finger fillet? It's cool until someone gets stabbed in the eye.

thats it, always forget the name

The eye? wow you guys must have been intoxicated, and not just on alcohol

I use to play that with scissors. Then I played Russian roulette with unexpecting victims with a fling. Good times.

Acidic_Cook wrote:Then I played Russian roulette with unexpecting victims with a fling. Good times.

Intriguing.... How does this work

You get a pair of sissors. Then you twirl them around and around with one finger for hours. People get cautious for the first 15 minutes or so, but they then forget about it. After you get bored of twirling the scissors, you just twirl it a little harder, hard enough to go up your finger. Then, it flings order at people. After doing it for a while, I became an expert of flinging at a desired direction, however the random fling is always a reminiscent of the revolving suicide game... So I just let go when I want to, and it flings itself somewhere at the crowd. Searched a few people, than they would yell or try to hurt me. That's when you do the gut punch, and then the backneck slap

Why am I suddenly glad I live nowhere near Acidic?

Ya... I think more than 70 people said they would kill me more than once. They never have. You can say that in real life my lifestyle is the reason why I follow mostly only two covenants.

And the reason why you have Jimmy.

Only 70 people have vowed to kill you? Please I call that a slow day if I just start talking

Jimmy... I want that frog. Or an anaconda... Or a hyena bred and adopted to cold environments instead of hot... Or a Siberian tiger... Or a farm of leeches.

And I said more than 70. I don't remember how much past that, but I know that more than 70 people said that... Don't ask me why I remember 70, I'll just say most of those 70 people were given a hard time at school and work

I eat Oreos the hardcore way.
Step 1: separate cookie from cream
Step 2: put cream in oven pan on high heat
Step 3: crush cookies into fine powder
Step 4: snort powder
Step 5: wait for cream to liquefy from heat
Step 6: use syringe to to inject liquid cream directly into blood stream

Do it enough times, and you'll die hardcore too.

Been taking out the trash and it feels like I'm back from an arduous journey, it's the apocalypse, it has started right now, right here, the incredible heat took thousands away from us already, as I was making my way to the garbage bins I saw the massacre, trough the heat haze I saw all these corpses of the ones that did not make it, being cooked in their own sweat that has swamped the streets, and the smell everywhere of cooked flesh and flip-flop-rubber and sweaty butt cracks, it is horrible...

Yeah, taking out the trash is dangerous. Not many people survive the journey. Glad to hear you made it alive.

Guessing it's been hot over there too. Remember flash sweat next time

Over here it's just raining almost every day.

With undead rapport; get dirty.

I don't know how long I will be able to survive. And I don't know what's still to come. I think I could last here at home, with windows closed and curtains shut, but I'm running out of supplies, sooner or later I will have to get out again, get some food... technically there is tons of it lying on the streets... I don't know at what point my hunger will be that big I wouldn't mind anymore...

2 2 go

Oh snap

Now who was right? Was it serious saying 7000 was the next title? Or me saying 7500?
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