It's called 'Crazy Sh*t Old People Say'. I got it 'cos I'm an old person. Here's a sample:
'The schools today are too soft. Our school was so tough it had it's own coroner.' and
'We couldn't afford shoes, so we went barefoot. In the winter we had to wrap our feet with barbed wire for traction'. and
'We didn't have horses. We had to sew two ponies together'
Go figure.....
'The schools today are too soft. Our school was so tough it had it's own coroner.' and
'We couldn't afford shoes, so we went barefoot. In the winter we had to wrap our feet with barbed wire for traction'. and
'We didn't have horses. We had to sew two ponies together'
Go figure.....