What is the difference between an African swallow, and a europian swallow?

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    What is the difference between an African swallow, and a europian swallow?

    Post by Wilkinson3424 on Wed May 30, 2012 8:57 pm

    European swallows cannot carry coconuts, but african swallows can? wait wait hold up. why are the french in england? and why are thier no horses? YOUR BANGIN COCONUT TOGETHER ARE YOU?!?!?! HOW'D YOU GET THOSE WHEN WERE IN ENGLAND????


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    Re: What is the difference between an African swallow, and a europian swallow?

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Wed May 30, 2012 9:34 pm

    The swallows gripped them by the husks whilst they migrated. Or at least, they would, if it weren't for that horrible flesh wound they got while defending a bridge of some kind...


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    Re: What is the difference between an African swallow, and a europian swallow?

    Post by Tolvo on Wed May 30, 2012 9:38 pm

    ...You almost got me to post a very offensive joke.
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    Re: What is the difference between an African swallow, and a europian swallow?

    Post by Wilkinson3424 on Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:23 pm

    It's not the question of where he grips it, its a simple rate ratio, a 5 oz bird, could not carry a 1 lb coconut!


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    Re: What is the difference between an African swallow, and a europian swallow?

    Post by Quarik on Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:25 pm

    Are the swallows unladen?


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    Re: What is the difference between an African swallow, and a europian swallow?

    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard on Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:48 pm

    what about air velocity and air currents?


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    Re: What is the difference between an African swallow, and a europian swallow?

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:52 pm

    I was going to also post a minor sexual inuendo. silly


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    Re: What is the difference between an African swallow, and a europian swallow?

    Post by Digitalyzed on Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:39 am

    YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!


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    Post by Yarxov on Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:48 am

    Good, im not alone in the department of people who immediately thought this was dirty.


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