ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Share
    avatar
    Noob-of-Artorias
    Insomniac
    Insomniac

    Posts : 1075
    Reputation : 63
    Join date : 2012-04-29
    Age : 26
    Location : San Diego

    ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Noob-of-Artorias on Sun May 27, 2012 3:27 am

    PVPing in the Forest for awhile (As an Invader) and having fun, but I kept periodically jumping into this one guys world and getting roflstomped by him and his ganking buddy, no bows, they just run full bore at me with claymores and zwihanders buffed in full havels and pinwheel masks and stomp me into the ground....then they taunt like it's a massive thing...

    Now let me explain something, I'm using a sorcery build with light armor, I'm officially made of paper, and they killed me several times, each time acting like it's the greatest thing ever.

    Finally I invade one last time, I know its them, and I know I can't win, so I stand and let them come, I fire off one soul spear mostly as a joke...and it oneshots the host.....

    I have never felt so good about a kill EVER!
    avatar
    Tolvo
    Town Crier
    Town Crier

    Posts : 13287
    Reputation : 542
    Join date : 2012-02-01
    Age : 25
    Location : The Forest, Illinois

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun May 27, 2012 3:36 am

    "Oh man look at this chump!"

    "Yeah he's so easy!"

    "How many times have we killed him, ten, twenty?"

    "I don't know, but it gets better every time haha!"

    "Alright are you ready to...That...That light...It's so beautiful. It's as if the aspect of nature and beauty have formed into a single entity that holds its arms out towards me, wishing for me to embrace it in a hold of love more powerful than the very laws of nature...I feel so drawn to it."

    "NO MAN DON'T GO TOWARDS THE-"

    And the rest was history.
    avatar
    Noob-of-Artorias
    Insomniac
    Insomniac

    Posts : 1075
    Reputation : 63
    Join date : 2012-04-29
    Age : 26
    Location : San Diego

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Noob-of-Artorias on Sun May 27, 2012 3:42 am

    Tolvo wrote:"Oh man look at this chump!"

    "Yeah he's so easy!"

    "How many times have we killed him, ten, twenty?"

    "I don't know, but it gets better every time haha!"

    "Alright are you ready to...That...That light...It's so beautiful. It's as if the aspect of nature and beauty have formed into a single entity that holds its arms out towards me, wishing for me to embrace it in a hold of love more powerful than the very laws of nature...I feel so drawn to it."

    "NO MAN DON'T GO TOWARDS THE-"

    And the rest was history.
    I'm nominating this for comment of the year.
    avatar
    Tolvo
    Town Crier
    Town Crier

    Posts : 13287
    Reputation : 542
    Join date : 2012-02-01
    Age : 25
    Location : The Forest, Illinois

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun May 27, 2012 3:44 am

    Though maybe adding the capability of speaking in a manner similar to poetic prose was a bit unrealistic of a characterization for a ganker.
    avatar
    cloudyeki
    Compulsory Poster
    Compulsory Poster

    Posts : 3685
    Reputation : 101
    Join date : 2012-03-19
    Age : 25
    Location : Cali

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by cloudyeki on Sun May 27, 2012 3:45 am

    Definitely not a ganker line. More like a Solaire line xD


    _________________
    Spoiler:

    Props to BindMind for the sig!
    avatar
    Tolvo
    Town Crier
    Town Crier

    Posts : 13287
    Reputation : 542
    Join date : 2012-02-01
    Age : 25
    Location : The Forest, Illinois

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun May 27, 2012 3:47 am

    And then Solaire flew off into the sun, his avarice and lust for the warming light that would bind him to a true understanding being his demise. Yet a peace of mind was established at a point before the great sundering of his body, so there was at least a consolation prize before his death.

    That better?
    avatar
    Noob-of-Artorias
    Insomniac
    Insomniac

    Posts : 1075
    Reputation : 63
    Join date : 2012-04-29
    Age : 26
    Location : San Diego

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Noob-of-Artorias on Sun May 27, 2012 3:48 am

    Tolvo wrote:Though maybe adding the capability of speaking in a manner similar to poetic prose was a bit unrealistic of a characterization for a ganker.
    Hahahahahaha!

    I'm gonna have my friend who's an English Major write, 'An Ode to the Ganker'


    _________________
    Gamertag: Bayou Bulldog

    PSN ID: Fatal-Impulse101

    avatar
    Tolvo
    Town Crier
    Town Crier

    Posts : 13287
    Reputation : 542
    Join date : 2012-02-01
    Age : 25
    Location : The Forest, Illinois

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun May 27, 2012 3:49 am

    Or rather he could write something in Nonsense verse from the perspective of a ganker, that might prove to be quite entertaining.
    avatar
    cloudyeki
    Compulsory Poster
    Compulsory Poster

    Posts : 3685
    Reputation : 101
    Join date : 2012-03-19
    Age : 25
    Location : Cali

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by cloudyeki on Sun May 27, 2012 3:49 am

    Might wanna change that to "Dirge of a ganker" twisted


    _________________
    Spoiler:

    Props to BindMind for the sig!
    avatar
    Noob-of-Artorias
    Insomniac
    Insomniac

    Posts : 1075
    Reputation : 63
    Join date : 2012-04-29
    Age : 26
    Location : San Diego

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Noob-of-Artorias on Sun May 27, 2012 3:50 am

    Tolvo wrote:Or rather he could write something in Nonsense verse from the perspective of a ganker, that might prove to be quite entertaining.
    I'll pass that along as well, he's a DkS player himself so he may find it an entertaining challenge.

    If he does so, I'll pass it along to the forum.
    avatar
    Tolvo
    Town Crier
    Town Crier

    Posts : 13287
    Reputation : 542
    Join date : 2012-02-01
    Age : 25
    Location : The Forest, Illinois

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun May 27, 2012 3:52 am

    "Oh to gank,
    Sir without clue to stakes,
    wandering through woods near lakes,
    ready for our flanks,
    By the hydra's baubles,
    the wary troubles,
    blue lights darkening our day,
    Behind a tree golden darkness lights our way."

    Etc, etc, stuff like that.
    avatar
    cloudyeki
    Compulsory Poster
    Compulsory Poster

    Posts : 3685
    Reputation : 101
    Join date : 2012-03-19
    Age : 25
    Location : Cali

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by cloudyeki on Sun May 27, 2012 3:58 am

    'Amid shadowed branches we stood
    Weapons primed
    With somber moods

    He approached us at walking pace
    Head held high
    Grinning in space

    Joined by another he was
    Who followed him closely
    The air a buzz
    With embers flickering lazily

    And we ran, wishing to end their lives as simple
    To ashes we became"

    big grin


    _________________
    Spoiler:

    Props to BindMind for the sig!
    avatar
    Tolvo
    Town Crier
    Town Crier

    Posts : 13287
    Reputation : 542
    Join date : 2012-02-01
    Age : 25
    Location : The Forest, Illinois

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun May 27, 2012 3:59 am

    But that isn't nonsense! It doesn't work!
    avatar
    Forum Pirate
    Chosen Undead
    Chosen Undead

    Posts : 6625
    Reputation : 232
    Join date : 2012-01-30
    Age : 26
    Location : International waters

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Forum Pirate on Sun May 27, 2012 4:00 am

    Was he sprinting? Thats always the worst way to go, sprinting at a caster so you can't dodge in time and just die.


    _________________
    Your rules are yours
    My honor is mine.
    Perspective is everything.
    We are Exiles, and our home is Painted with the blood of trespassers.
    avatar
    Tolvo
    Town Crier
    Town Crier

    Posts : 13287
    Reputation : 542
    Join date : 2012-02-01
    Age : 25
    Location : The Forest, Illinois

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun May 27, 2012 4:02 am

    Running jump dodge through, gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    avatar
    cloudyeki
    Compulsory Poster
    Compulsory Poster

    Posts : 3685
    Reputation : 101
    Join date : 2012-03-19
    Age : 25
    Location : Cali

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by cloudyeki on Sun May 27, 2012 4:02 am



    I can't get as nonsensical as a ganker, tolvo.


    _________________
    Spoiler:

    Props to BindMind for the sig!
    avatar
    Tolvo
    Town Crier
    Town Crier

    Posts : 13287
    Reputation : 542
    Join date : 2012-02-01
    Age : 25
    Location : The Forest, Illinois

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun May 27, 2012 4:03 am

    I can go far beyond them, then again I love to entertain nonsense and spew out the crap of my mind frequently. I've built a reputation on it.
    avatar
    cloudyeki
    Compulsory Poster
    Compulsory Poster

    Posts : 3685
    Reputation : 101
    Join date : 2012-03-19
    Age : 25
    Location : Cali

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by cloudyeki on Sun May 27, 2012 4:05 am

    Well aware. But ganking level tard is just impossible for me.


    _________________
    Spoiler:

    Props to BindMind for the sig!
    avatar
    Tolvo
    Town Crier
    Town Crier

    Posts : 13287
    Reputation : 542
    Join date : 2012-02-01
    Age : 25
    Location : The Forest, Illinois

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun May 27, 2012 4:06 am

    Your mind a plenty little in grasp should open greatly to lesser hands.
    avatar
    Tolvo
    Town Crier
    Town Crier

    Posts : 13287
    Reputation : 542
    Join date : 2012-02-01
    Age : 25
    Location : The Forest, Illinois

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun May 27, 2012 4:09 am

    By the way I should probably mention, I'm so tired I might as well be hammered.
    avatar
    Noob-of-Artorias
    Insomniac
    Insomniac

    Posts : 1075
    Reputation : 63
    Join date : 2012-04-29
    Age : 26
    Location : San Diego

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Noob-of-Artorias on Sun May 27, 2012 4:13 am

    Tolvo wrote:By the way I should probably mention, I'm so tired I might as well be hammered.
    http://clean.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/sad-i-know-that-feel-bro.jpg

    EDIT: Well ****, post #100.

    I'd like to thank the community as well as the gankers in the forest, without whom, I wouldn't be here today.
    avatar
    Tolvo
    Town Crier
    Town Crier

    Posts : 13287
    Reputation : 542
    Join date : 2012-02-01
    Age : 25
    Location : The Forest, Illinois

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Tolvo on Sun May 27, 2012 4:16 am

    Congratulations!

    Here is an imaginary certificate, it assures you that I will come up with a funnier certificate idea in the future for which I can tell a joke or something or generally make a fool of myself in some manner.
    avatar
    Quarik
    Hollowed
    Hollowed

    Posts : 1755
    Reputation : 19
    Join date : 2012-03-26
    Location : New Mombasa

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Quarik on Sun May 27, 2012 4:33 am

    Tolvo wrote:Running jump dodge through, goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!

    Fixed that for you.


    _________________
    avatar
    Noob-of-Artorias
    Insomniac
    Insomniac

    Posts : 1075
    Reputation : 63
    Join date : 2012-04-29
    Age : 26
    Location : San Diego

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Noob-of-Artorias on Sun May 27, 2012 4:39 am

    Quarik wrote:
    Tolvo wrote:Running jump dodge through, goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!

    Fixed that for you.
    I didn't realize we were playing Mexican Soccer!?

    Razielthemanslayer
    Addicted
    Addicted

    Posts : 235
    Reputation : 3
    Join date : 2012-05-03

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Razielthemanslayer on Sun May 27, 2012 6:12 am

    Tolvo wrote:"Oh man look at this chump!"

    "Yeah he's so easy!"

    "How many times have we killed him, ten, twenty?"

    "I don't know, but it gets better every time haha!"

    "Alright are you ready to...That...That light...It's so beautiful. It's as if the aspect of nature and beauty have formed into a single entity that holds its arms out towards me, wishing for me to embrace it in a hold of love more powerful than the very laws of nature...I feel so drawn to it."

    "NO MAN DON'T GO TOWARDS THE-"

    And the rest was history.


    Best.... comment.... EVER!!! *Tears!

    Sponsored content

    Re: ROFL Stomped in the Forest...but I got my revenge.

    Post by Sponsored content


      Current date/time is Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:14 am