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    Oh god someone help me please

    Post by Wade_Wilson on Wed May 23, 2012 1:35 pm

    My dog has poo stuck in her bum and I have no idea what to do, she's whining and trying to get into the house. What the hell do I do?
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    Re: Oh god someone help me please

    Post by Serious_Much on Wed May 23, 2012 1:37 pm

    Dont let her in.

    Also, get some gloves and well... help her








    p.s. before you actually do that, I don't own a dog, so don't take my advice, as I'm just taking the mick


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    Re: Oh god someone help me please

    Post by nsane32 on Wed May 23, 2012 1:41 pm

    uummmm what he said


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    Re: Oh god someone help me please

    Post by Wade_Wilson on Wed May 23, 2012 1:42 pm

    Serious_Much wrote:Dont let her in.

    Also, get some gloves and well... help her








    p.s. before you actually do that, I don't own a dog, so don't take my advice, as I'm just taking the mick

    I'm completely fricking serious here.
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    Re: Oh god someone help me please

    Post by nsane32 on Wed May 23, 2012 1:43 pm

    CALL A VET


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    Re: Oh god someone help me please

    Post by Tolvo on Wed May 23, 2012 1:44 pm

    She'll need to rub her butt on something, unless it's really stuck in which case you are going to have to...Clean her...

    Yeah, how long until a parent is home or something? I can honestly say I have never cleaned a dog's ***, but one day when I own one on my own...The horror.
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    Re: Oh god someone help me please

    Post by Serious_Much on Wed May 23, 2012 1:46 pm

    I think wade, you genuinely may have to try to help it along. If then it still doesn't come then you'll have to go to the vets to get some doggy bum-bullets.


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    Re: Oh god someone help me please

    Post by Digitalyzed on Wed May 23, 2012 2:31 pm

    You may as well stick a hose up there and give her the full works.
    On the more serious side, I'd advise you push her *** to the ground and then make her rub the stuff off, unless you want to get a little more physical...


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