Hilarious quotes that never leave you

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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by cloudyeki on Thu May 24, 2012 12:10 am

    "Now I don't know who's bringing lunch tomorrow. So everyone cover yourself in oil I'm gonna light this match and whoever's the last person to burn wins"

    "wins what?"

    "BEING GOOD AT BURNING!"


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by bloodpixel on Thu May 24, 2012 12:13 am

    I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Thu May 24, 2012 12:20 am

    "We need a good marketing strategy."

    "Lets get naked!"

    "... Naaahh, save that for when we're selling real estate."

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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by cloudyeki on Thu May 24, 2012 12:20 am

    "This job is *****' good"


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by Forum Pirate on Thu May 24, 2012 12:27 am

    Quarik wrote:My sig, that is all.

    Pirate- Caboose's mind?

    one part, yeah


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by JoeBroski09 on Thu May 24, 2012 2:24 am

    Quarik wrote:My sig, that is all.

    Pirate- Caboose's mind?
    "Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black part." - Omega

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! RED VS BLUE FOR THE WIN! I've seen that series too many times. And they say the F word tooooo many times. but it's too hilarious, so I ignore lol

    Quotes that stick with me:
    "I'm gonna throw this out there. If you like it you can take it, if you don't, just send it right back. I want to be on you."

    "Oh! Look, there is a bucket of water, over there!"
    "Who cares about water you fools?! We are not defeating THIRST!"
    "I AM!"

    I have quoted this too many times. And I could say MANY MANY more. Like this one.
    "Dear Son Kenstar, BREAK THAT PENCIL!"
    "My momma say WHAAAAT?!"
    "Someday you'll learn! Someday!"
    "Woooooooooow!"


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by bloodpixel on Thu May 24, 2012 2:40 am

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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Thu May 24, 2012 2:53 am

    Don't you dare rub your nuts on my drumset!

    The Clown has no penis!

    I love lamp!


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by JoeBroski09 on Thu May 24, 2012 2:55 am

    TehInfamousAmos wrote:I love lamp!
    "Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that because you see it?"


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Thu May 24, 2012 3:07 am

    JoeBroski09 wrote:
    TehInfamousAmos wrote:I love lamp!
    "Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that because you see it?"

    I Love Lamp!!!!

    I Really Love Lamp!


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by JoeBroski09 on Thu May 24, 2012 3:16 am

    TehInfamousAmos wrote:
    JoeBroski09 wrote:
    TehInfamousAmos wrote:I love lamp!
    "Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that because you see it?"

    I Love Lamp!!!!

    I Really Love Lamp!
    "Do you guys really want to know what love is?"


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Thu May 24, 2012 3:17 am

    ^^ Haha - Anchorman ftw


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by JoeBroski09 on Thu May 24, 2012 3:19 am

    TehInfamousAmos wrote:^^ Haha - Anchorman ftw
    You need to keep gooooing!
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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by Yarxov on Thu May 24, 2012 4:25 am

    funny quotes...
    so nothing by Iosef Stalin? Vladimir Lenin? no..Sauron?? Darn...
    here we are!

    "In the beginning the universe was created, this has made a lot of
    people very angry and has widely been regarded as a bad move."

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    Thank God im an atheist!- Ricky Gervais

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    An atheist who swears to god,
    an inspirational dream-crusher,
    an old mind in a young body
    and a hate for intolerance." -Me silly

    Sorry I strayed from the hilarious part silly


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Thu May 24, 2012 8:43 am

    My mate sees a guy in an ambulance being rushed to hospital- "Gee I wonder if he's okay?"

    Shop Keeper-"Brown or white?"

    Timmy-"It doesn't matter I've got my bike outside"


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    [11:10:16 p.m.] ◥▶_◀◤ TehInfamousAmos: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by DoughGuy on Thu May 24, 2012 8:46 am

    "Thank the god for Bessie! And her great big *** s!"
    So apparently with an s *** is not a blocked word.


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by ViralEnsign_ on Thu May 24, 2012 8:50 am

    "'I'm a living contradiction,
    a good public speaker who hates crowds,
    a charming anti-socialist,
    a lazy hard worker
    and a sensible fellow with no common sense.

    An atheist who swears to god,
    an inspirational dream-crusher,
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    and a hate for intolerance." -Me silly

    You just summed up the story of my life. especially the hate for intolerance and the athiest who swears to god.....


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    [11:10:08 p.m.] Kwith: ..Woah.
    [11:10:14 p.m.] Robb "the Ensign_": FATALITY!
    [11:10:16 p.m.] ◥▶_◀◤ TehInfamousAmos: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    [11:10:19 p.m.] Tolvo: You want to see sexual tension.
    [11:10:20 p.m.] ◥▶_◀◤ TehInfamousAmos: BEASTIALITY
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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by deadagain on Thu May 24, 2012 10:17 am

    "Who would win in a fight between a taco and a grilled cheese sandwich?"

    "Prison rules?"


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    Re: Hilarious quotes that never leave you

    Post by Yarxov on Thu May 24, 2012 12:21 pm

    @Viral, lol good, I think I should refine it so its more poetic though.


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    "Sometimes I try to be normal, but then I get bored and be me again."

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