Dark Souls Pick up lines.

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by EmoElmos on Mon May 21, 2012 8:56 pm

    I'm 99% sure that's how marriage proposals go down in Dark souls actually. That's right, you are married to Alvina all you forest hunters out there
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Noob-of-Artorias on Mon May 21, 2012 8:59 pm

    Prepare to Die!

    Wait...no ****...come back!


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Mon May 21, 2012 9:13 pm

    >_> Priscilla ain't gonna be happy bout that


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by sparkly-twinkly-lizard on Mon May 21, 2012 9:57 pm

    these proposals should involve flowers (head to dark root for the glowy ones) wine( at least one house in the burg should have some of a decent vintage), and a fancy suite (anorlondo, that room with the bed, or for larger than life ladies use gwyneveres couch (priscilla, quelaag etc.)) and you just ask if the lady would like a nice romantic evening.... not that i don't find this thread funny! oh and for a marriage ring use a rare ring of sacrifice since the vows are "till death do you part" that way the ring breaks once those conditions are met. i also think the pardoner would work to orchestrate the ceremony...


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by EmoElmos on Mon May 21, 2012 10:00 pm

    ^tis guy gets it, 1+.
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Tolvo on Mon May 21, 2012 10:16 pm

    "Don't worry baby, I can munch so much Grass I'll never run out of stamina!"

    "Hey, wait till you can see my power within!"

    "I need fifty strength just to two hand my tool."

    "Trust me, once I start you'll be casting WotG."
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Quarik on Mon May 21, 2012 10:28 pm

    Tolvo wrote:"Trust me, once I start you'll be casting WotG."
    A variant. "Trust me, once I start you'll be emitting with force."


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by EmoElmos on Mon May 21, 2012 11:01 pm

    Does the pendent unlock your pants?
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Tue May 22, 2012 12:17 am

    I'm sure the life hunters are already acknowledging me as true king of Ariamis.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Tue May 22, 2012 12:22 am

    Hey babe, if I was Smough, would you be my Ornstien?

    Hey baby, wana be like Sif and put my greatsword in your mouth?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Quarik on Tue May 22, 2012 12:46 am

    That second one was pretty good, as terrible pick up lines go.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Imarreteet23 on Tue May 22, 2012 12:57 am

    Now I feel obligated to tell you the worst pick up line in history. Get ready.

    *Sticks out hand*
    "Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Quarik on Tue May 22, 2012 1:40 am

    That's more of a knock out line.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Tue May 22, 2012 1:41 am

    ^^Ba dum tish


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Tolvo on Tue May 22, 2012 1:42 am

    "Hey baby don't fret, I've got a ring of steel protection!"

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Quarik on Tue May 22, 2012 1:42 am

    After I read the first half of your sentence I thought you were going to burst into song.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by bloodpixel on Tue May 22, 2012 1:43 am

    "Hey babe, wanna see my dagger? Oh wait. ****."


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Tolvo on Tue May 22, 2012 1:44 am

    "Ever been with an End Build?"
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Quarik on Tue May 22, 2012 1:46 am

    "I'll show you what 'min/max' really means."

    Smoother in my head. Also it made sense there too.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Tolvo on Tue May 22, 2012 1:47 am

    "You into Ganking?"
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by bloodpixel on Tue May 22, 2012 1:48 am

    Tolvo wrote:"You into Ganking?"
    "I can be the invader, if you want."


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Quarik on Tue May 22, 2012 1:48 am

    No. Just... no.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Tolvo on Tue May 22, 2012 1:49 am

    "I'm a bit of a BS Fisher."
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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Quarik on Tue May 22, 2012 1:51 am

    "I'll let you parry me all night long." Awful...

    "Have you ever considered plunging attacks?" Even worse...



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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Tolvo on Tue May 22, 2012 1:53 am

    "Do you find the skulls in my pants alluring?"

    "Don't worry I'm clean, Divine Blessings."

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