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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Serious_Much on Mon May 21, 2012 10:27 am

    I thought I'd just say, I hate the word "babe" it sounds so horrible silly


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by billy_bayonet on Mon May 21, 2012 10:35 am

    do pick up lines EVER work?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Serious_Much on Mon May 21, 2012 10:41 am

    Depends how much pity you receive for trying them silly


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon May 21, 2012 10:48 am

    The word "babe" definitely increases the horror of a pickup line. The best actual pick up line I've seen or used is "Hi, I'm (your name here)" aka....an introduction.

    Another bad one......

    You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all day. Until I cast Tranquil Walk of Peace so I could use my "advanced device...built by a famous craftsman of Astora" better

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by billy_bayonet on Mon May 21, 2012 10:49 am

    *** me if im wrong but aint your name gretchen?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Dubscythe on Mon May 21, 2012 10:54 am

    Don't bother with your defenses sweety, with my "shotel" I can poke past them. ;D


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Serious_Much on Mon May 21, 2012 11:00 am

    billy_bayonet wrote:*** me if im wrong but aint your name gretchen?

    *** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gwynevere....

    Doesn't keep the ring to it really silly


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by GkMrBane on Mon May 21, 2012 11:21 am

    Hey babe you look guilty of wanting to be invaded.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Mon May 21, 2012 11:23 am

    Not Dark Souls related - I am likely to get warned for this

    Roses are straight
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    Bend over love
    You're about to get fisted...

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Federally on Mon May 21, 2012 11:41 am

    That's not a pickup line......


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Mon May 21, 2012 11:43 am

    ^^ Exactly


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Serious_Much on Mon May 21, 2012 11:51 am

    TehInfamousAmos wrote:Not Dark Souls related - I am likely to get warned for this

    Roses are straight
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    You're about to get fisted...

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    You shouldn't get warned, I like that one, but not really original is it? silly


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by TehInfamousAmos on Mon May 21, 2012 11:55 am

    ^^ true - Get in my bottomless box child, now!


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by billy_bayonet on Mon May 21, 2012 11:59 am

    least it wasnt a dragon bone fist.........


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Mon May 21, 2012 1:15 pm

    Who needs a claymore when you can get a crit with an estoc?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon May 21, 2012 1:41 pm

    To Reah:

    Hey there, why don't you ditch those zeroes and get yourself a hero. You know.....someone who won't go hollow in Tomb of Giants.

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Mon May 21, 2012 2:14 pm

    Skare I didn't think you'd stoop so low as to hit on a nun... I approve big grin

    Hey priscilla, how bout you bring that fine tail over here and enjoy this bonfire I made.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by jjshowal on Mon May 21, 2012 2:55 pm

    Not sure if I have enough poise to touch your dark sign.


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon May 21, 2012 3:04 pm

    Oh snap Eki.....you just inspired my next awful one regarding Priscilla and her tail.

    Hey sexy, wouldn't mind breaking off a piece of that.

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Mon May 21, 2012 3:08 pm

    twisted back off she's mine.

    Hey Mildred wanna help me double team Qualaag?

    Solaire, Lautrec take it easy on gaping dragon, she can barely handle all of us.

    Yo Tarkus did you do the same to the iron golem's mom?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon May 21, 2012 3:13 pm

    Have you ever noticed that Eingyi is always trying to look up Quelaan's spider? No need to be subtle when she's blind I guess but come on man!

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by cloudyeki on Mon May 21, 2012 3:18 pm

    This one might be crossing the line.

    Hey Anastasia, seeing how you got your tongue back how about a lil vocal excersice?


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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by skarekrow13 on Mon May 21, 2012 3:34 pm

    Anastacia and crossing the line are we?

    Hey there, if you want to get it on just say nothing

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by EmoElmos on Mon May 21, 2012 8:17 pm

    If I give you this ring will you come to my summons?

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    Re: Dark Souls Pick up lines.

    Post by Majikero07 on Mon May 21, 2012 8:34 pm

    ^Is that a subtle covenant offer/proposal?

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